Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me...
Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho
Ibuprofen
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
Totino's Pizza Rolls
Puppy 🗿
Ass
Brownie
Cock
Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.
Croquette and I think it's a great name
Tripple Choco Cookie.
Potato!
Toast
Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.
Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!
Knuckle sandwich 😞
Pot roast, think it fits pretty well
A black man's ass
Richard.
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue
Chips and queso
Waffles!
My girlfriends ass?
sigh...pussy
Actually, Alfredo is an amazing name for that little goi
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
Carbonara
Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
Katsu
Happy with that!
Cimmanim Roll!
Chicken caesar wrap
C A K E
Sprout
Phò Gâu
Taco 🌮
My little sweet gummy bear
Maki
Cake
Enchilada.
Perfect.
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short
Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too
Hotdog
Schoggigipfeli
Leftovers
Tomato
Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos
Ramen
Ice cream with big juicy balls
Cacio E Pepe
Popcorn
Hello Fruit Snack!
Salami
blueberry protein milkshake
Africana
Fried shrimp! I think it fits him :)
You must be very bendy.
Wendy's
Strawberry
Or alternatively: Breakfast.
Egg Salad Tortilla Chip
Sweet cinnamon popcorn
sirratcha pizza
Chip
Not bad actually
Meatloaf.
Pizza
Ginger chew
Banana
Muffin :3
Jack Fruitburger
Honestly kiwi is a pretty good name for a dog
ox heart
Tap for spoiler
tomato
Cake
Corpse doesn't roll off the tongue well, though
Almonds
He can go with Almond
Radish
Tikka (Masala).
Gai Satay
Popcorn!
Pulled chicken with BBQ sauce
Sammich
Potato
Hi, Chip!
BORGER!
Quesadilla!
Rice
Udon
Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza
Waffle
Street taco
Awe... little Burrito. So cute.
Ida
Jammy dodger
Bread
Tums
Richard 😏
Fig newton, but separately fig or newton would be even better names
Meatloaf
Boba
Potato ball
Either that or empanada, since i'm still in the process of eating the potato ball.
Tofu
Grape
Raspberry Chocolate chip ice cream?
Or chicken fingers.
Dog? It's an okay name I guess
Heck sausage
Mushroom Soup
Torta
Honestly it would be kinda cute, if not for the slang meaning...
Pik-nik
Meatball 😁
Fish soup
Beans
Mini cake
Wokkel
Scrambled Eggs and Toast
Mexican Bowl
Trail Mix
Yummmms
Hog Frites
Twas at a brewery eating some bomb pork fries. Could dig it.
Sausage
Roasted corn
Golden cup (goudkuipje in Dutch)
Spinach salad
Corndog 😎
Powder
aww that's a cute name for the kyoot little pup
Peanut butter! (✿ ♡‿♡)
Ritaline
Eggs with spilled tea (Spilled egg)
Panino
Cheese Noodles.
Peaches
apple and cinnamon pastry triangle with a slice of spam
Rumination
Berry Danish
Blueberry Muffin
Honeybread
Burnt Cookie
Mashed Potato
Falafel
Turkish delight!
Sandwich
Derby Pie isn’t the worst name ever. “Here little Derby! Who’s a good wittle Derby Pie? ”
Custard
Cute little lahmajo
Donut
Not bad.
Potato
Wafer
Mango
Apple
Egg :)
Honey Nut Flake
Cheerios
Smarties :3 tbh not a bad name for such a cutie 🥰
Pastry
Moussaka
Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie (non-daily)
Oooooo, I just ate a Kind bar.
Bean salad what
Pretzel
Sushi
Muffin.
Veggie Burger.
Brownie
