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  • Yes, but if she's a baby nobody knows she's a girl yet, including her.

  • *Ackshually*
  • No, a period is correct. They're statements, not questions.

  • *Ackshually*
  • Oops, I did. fixed!

  • Please vote
  • Poor little guy starved to death.

  • Try this!
  • That sounds really boring.

  • it's a big deal jack
  • His record is pretty good. The problem is he's terrible at communicating that.

  • Jon Stewart's Debate Analysis: Trump's Blatant Lies and Biden's Senior Moments | The Daily Show
  • I think it's important to note that the fascist is also a geezer.

  • This pisses me off so much
  • Yeah, I noticed it didn't have a place to put headrests, so it was more of a "if this car had been designed with headrests" sorta thing.

  • And the band plays on...
  • Maybe we can't, but we can certainly not vote and make things much worse!

  • To all you outside of the US...
  • Times have changed a lot since then.

  • Jon Stewart's Debate Analysis: Trump's Blatant Lies and Biden's Senior Moments | The Daily Show
  • *or it gets the geezer fascist again

    But unironically yes.

  • *Ackshually*
  • Devil: "Yes, well, you forgot the comma after 'actually' and 'underground.' Bloody Yank!"

  • *Ackshually*
  • Devil: "This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don't apply."

    Later -

    Demon: "Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?"

    Devil: "No, that guy just pisses me off."

  • To all you outside of the US...
  • No. He was not lucid, just loud.

  • To all you outside of the US...
  • Serious answer: the plural of "moose" is "moose," not "mooses."

  • To all you outside of the US...
  • She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

  • To all you outside of the US...
  • America wants Europeans to stay out of American business

    I don't. Please send help!

  • Supreme Court allows cities to ban homeless people sleeping outside, even when shelter space is lacking
  • In Star Trek, there were Sanctuary Districts to herd all the undesirables to in the 2020s.

    In reality, we can't even be bothered to do that.

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