How do I know I'm not cake?

Oh no, it's happening again...

You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth's gravity in the future?

And he said unto them "just one more turn"...

What do you do paid surveys on?

I only do google rewards, but that's generally how I pay for any new apps I want.

Not everybody works in America.

Well except, obviously, for humanity. That's our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.

...but I don't have much talent.

Couldn't you just make 10 louder?

I mean that's all well and good, but then how would the very deserving shareholders get dividends?

Won't somebody think of the shareholders!?

Nah, fuck that positive narrative shit!

We need some kind of affirmative story telling that's different from previous ways things have been told.

/s.

I do think things are getting better for younger men and boys but still has a way to go. Just got to keep moving forward one step at a time.

And you don't even need to buy a ticket!

Does anything NOT raise gas prices?

What! They're not tits! That's a chest butt.

'It's just one game of Civ Michael, how long could it take? 10 hours?'

I'll have a look at these ones, and I'll add my own on top: How to ADHD by Jessica McCabe, I found that one to be something worthwhile.

Oh, people are well aware of your... ED.

Turkish delight!

It's a good day to be a boobs and ass person.

So many sprained ankles.

Guns don't kill people, pregnant women kill people! /s