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Misread social cues (MANY more images in post)

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  • Half asleep walking to work I said hello back to a guy. Turned out he was talking to someone on the phone with earbuds.

    Friend of mine was moritified when I asked a Mormon elder who started talking to us if they still believed in bigamy. She thought I meant sodomy.

    Also, one of the commenters here said they worked at a dog hotel? Is that a thing?

    • american dream rule

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  • First three won't necessary cost anything

    Doing anything other than boning or vegging on the sofa with your partner will cost you money.

    Dating very much will cost you money (not that it isn't worth it if you have it).

    Also I can't imagine what sort of hobby costs very little money.

    • Order up?

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  • Yea you're going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.

    • Order up?

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  • His pad was stollen, baked into a traditional German Christmas cake.

    • Moving away from physical currency has been very detrimental to the homeless industry

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  • Go on...

    • Oatmeal

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  • Mini roll. Appropriate.

    • Me when I watch Snatch and drink four cans of lager

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  • He might look like an accountant but he's a hard bastard.

    • Leave the park rule

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  • There are signs where I live that warn about the aggressive seagulls.

    • What computer life hacks are your most used?

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  • Actually use Home and End keys to get to the start and end of text.

    Ctrl + F for searching text. Very useful.

    Alt + Tab for window switching.

    Linux + USB drive to switch away from Windows.

    • Having the ability to lie and manipulate with no remorse will get you much further in this world than having morals and being correct

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  • That was amazing and highly informative!

    • Make it Rule

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  • Where no-one has gone befooooooooore!

    • Pirates are Popular

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  • So making access to information free is helping scientific progress? Wow, who could have imagined that!

    • The great millennial garbage gyre

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  • I'd be interested on the server as well, depending on if you guys play around evening time in my timezone (GMT).

    • The great millennial garbage gyre

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  • This isn't what was suggested here at all.

    • The great millennial garbage gyre

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  • I'm British, trying the apps but yea other than that there aren't really any other options for me.

    • The great millennial garbage gyre

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  • Pretty sure Tinder shadow banned me for some reason. I saw the same people constantly.

    • Was surprised by these stats

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  • Good point, well made

    • Was surprised by these stats

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  • Do other people not piss when they shit or are they just not recording the fact that they piss if they also shit?

    • Anon has been bullied

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  • Very different to my German porn window...

    • When you work for a company owned by a A..hole

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  • Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss' desk when I get back to the office?

    • The Simpsons @lemmy.world
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    Hard

    Guess the Episode

    Just Post @lemmy.world
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    How my mornings going...
    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Which would give me more opportunities, studying devops or networks?
    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why are entertainers paid so much?
    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Are there any episode plots that bug anyone? Here's one that got me...
    Cassette Futurism @lemm.ee
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    AKAI PJ-11 stereo radio cassette recorder
    simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
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    What would happen if E.T. and Mr. T. had a baby?
    okmatewanker @feddit.uk
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    Spent this Sunday afternoon watching a pigeon eating off the floor of my local Greggs
    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Anybody else think it was messed up that Data kept Spot trapped in his quarters?
    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Onlyfans creators will eventually market meat of themselves
    Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
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    Nicotine addiction isn't that bad - tobacco companies encourage the belief that it's more severe to keep people smoking
    shitposting @lemmygrad.ml
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    Yea, that is a bit pricey...
    Eternity @lemdro.id
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    Slightly funny image bug