I ate the onion

I had the same initial reaction but I think the doctor is treating it as a rating and not a fraction. E.g. a 90% grade doctor would recommend it, but they're a 20% doctor.

This is insanity

I don't see a missing word.

Heck yeah! Just had a person tell me that they think the climate protests that target museums are heinous and I was just speechless as to how you can be so short sighted.

If the world burns, so will the art.

There are also nasal sprays that are supposed to aid in the blocking of respiratory viruses. Pair that with a mask. Breath as slowly as possible (no gasps, laughs, or yawns) and only through your nose.

You wouldn't download a torrent

Imagine enforcing the bathroom proposal. Would people need to show ID to enter the bathroom? Inane.

Main character of dungeon meshi / delicious in dungeon

I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.

Ah, pardon my misunderstanding. I thought the two paragraphs weren't related.

I know this isn't necessarily helpful, but 404media has an account wall, not a paywall. You authenticate by email without a password.

Get them a magic painting book.

They are black and white illustrations that have the ink in the black parts. The kid takes a brush with some water and scribbles to create color. It's just perfect for that age, and it's not more junk that the parents need to collect.

Source: have toddler under two and friends with babies that just turned 2.

Hormones don't stop beard growth.

Aria app for Misskey

What

A literal case of "don't shoot the messenger".

My wife calls these her "high games":

• Donut county
• Katamari
• Unpacking
• Luna's fishing garden

Mine:

• Goat Simulator
• Gorillaz Geep flash game (I could play this for hours and there is no goal, just feels like driving in GTA without consequence)
• Starstruck Vagabond

This is iOS 18.