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a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave?
  • There's no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There's an inherent power discrepancy.

  • Trump floats idea of three-term presidency at NRA convention
  • He will live to 125, at minimum. This is our life now.

  • Anon discovers a diet trick
  • Speaking for myself, I definitely became "that guy who wouldn't shutup about the diet he was on," so that may be part of it.

  • Anon discovers a diet trick
  • Likewise.

  • Anon discovers a diet trick
  • I didn't truly understand cravings until I started keto. Those first few weeks as you're getting into ketosis are something else. Suddenly, "I want this very specific snack more than anything else on earth."

  • UN says 800,000 people have fled Rafah as Israel kills dozens in Gaza
  • Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

  • I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome.
  • Me want da punani see for make me nice,
    Me love the way you walk sometimes,
    The way you talk is so hot,
    Now you know let's have a shot of rum,
    Then me can make you come
    With me to the ocean
    That would be phat
    You can be my bow cat
    Nice ital breeze
    Bring you to your knees
    We're jammin'

  • I can only hope people continue to love the truly old ones for a long time.
  • I've only seen the original movie, but I don't see how anyone can top Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.

  • A Jewish New Orleans City Council staff member's home was vandalized Thursday night with blood red paint
  • During one of the plagues in Egypt, only the families with blood on their doorposts were spared by God.

  • Pinned rim has an air gap, should i be worried?
  • I handle all my own rimjobs. It was difficult at first, but learning to be flexible when these problems arise is ultimately a very satisfying endeavor.

  • Mosquitoes are swarming around Houston. The future could bring even more.
  • It's an incredible name. He could be anything he wanted, including a superhero.

  • Microsurgery Assistance Robot Stitching a Corn Kernel
  • Seems like a really slow way to make corn.

  • A Jewish New Orleans City Council staff member's home was vandalized Thursday night with blood red paint
  • From an Old Testament perspective, this could be seen as the ultimate kindness.

  • [OC] Porcupine, Montezuma, Colorado
  • Shampoo commercial porcupine.

  • I don't have long left
  • I have a shitty Target duffel bag that's been with me on so many adventures. It's falling apart, but I refuse to let it go, precisely because it's been with me on so many adventures. That also explains the several pairs of shoes with holes in them I can't bring myself to throw out.

  • Total War: Star Wars reportedly in development at Creative Assembly
  • Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

  • Like magic
  • I'm gifted with extreme literacy.

  • McCarthy elbows fellow GOP member -- GOP rifts boil over in exchange between Reps. McCarthy and Burchett

    Tensions among House Republicans boiled over in a physical altercation between former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Tim Burchett, one of the members who voted to oust McCarthy from the job.

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    Achy-Breaky Religious Iconography
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    Billy Ray Cyrus as the Messiah.

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    Music @kbin.social ivanafterall @kbin.social
    Snarky Puppy - Bet (Empire Central) - If you don't have involuntary stank face by 0:25, we probably wouldn't be friends.

    Snarky Puppy - BetFrom Snarky Puppy's new album, Empire Central (September 2022, GroundUP Music)Buy/Stream: https://orcd.co/empirecentralWritten by Michael L...

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    Started Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first time last night. How big of an ongoing factor is "Q?" Because I kind of hate him.

    I also had no idea the top portion of the Starship Enterprise could separate like that. That was pretty sweet.

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    Scuffle in the sauce: Inside the World Gravy Wrestling Championships
    www.reuters.com Scuffle in the sauce: Inside the World Gravy Wrestling Championships

    Competitors take part in the World Gravy Wrestling Championships at the Rose 'N' Bowl pub in Stacksteads, Britain.

    Scuffle in the sauce: Inside the World Gravy Wrestling Championships

    Competitors take part in the World Gravy Wrestling Championships at the Rose 'N' Bowl pub in Stacksteads, Britain.

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    I've never thought of myself as a compulsive person...

    ...but I often find myself NEEDING TO CHECK EVERY LAST CRATE, BARREL, ETC.

    It feels wrong to leave an area when you know there's that one you didn't check--PROBABLY it's just a rotten carrot, but you never know.

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    Alabama woman calls 911 to report unattended toddler walking alone on interstate. Police arrive to find woman's vehicle abandoned, no sign of woman or child.
    amp.cnn.com Carlee Russell: Alabama woman missing after stopping to help toddler she saw on interstate | CNN

    An Alabama woman has gone missing after telling a 911 dispatcher that she saw a toddler walking alone on the side of an interstate, according to local police.

    Carlee Russell: Alabama woman missing after stopping to help toddler she saw on interstate | CNN

    An Alabama woman has gone missing after telling a 911 dispatcher that she saw a toddler walking alone on the side of an interstate, according to local police.

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    Forest Warrior (1996) - Official Trailer | Chuck Norris

    Somehow I missed this one. I intend to rectify it ASAP. The trailer was such a ride by itself.

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    What are your favorite Discord channels?

    Unless you happen to stumble upon a site/group that runs a Discord channel, it can be hard to find good ones (though I suppose that's down to what you're looking for).

    Does anyone here have any favorite Discord channels they can share/recommend?

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    /kbin meta @kbin.social ivanafterall @kbin.social
    I haven't seen anyone mention the kbin native(?) app!? I tried it and it seems perfect and amazing?

    I tried Jerboa briefly and couldn't get it to work well for me. Then I visited kbin on my phone's browser and was prompted to install the kbin app!? I haven't seen any references to it, but it's exactly what I wanted...? Has anybody else tried it?

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    Did you know that ants never get sick?

    Apparently, it's because they have little anty bodies.

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