I’m short circuiting reading this

Is this it? Is Ro Khanna going to be the one to publicly say "tankie"?

Your lathe privileges are revoked retroactively.

You can hear the big clock that says "Sitting President says the word 'Tankie' on live tv" at the top just ticked

What

this is designed to give communists aneurysms

New CIA cognitohazard program jist dropped

"Hi, we're anarchists, and we're here today with the government to tell you why you should support the government."

Also Ro Khanna is one of the worst people in government. Crazy that all he had to do was call himself a 'Bernie progressive' and everyone accepted it with no receipts. Fuck Bernie too, of course.

What's necessarily wrong with Bernie? I realize he is more of a reformist and chooses to dumb down a lot of his talking points for the average person but other than that I don't know much.
- He’s an imperialist and has historically supported the US’s imperial meddling in places such as Yugoslavia (and I think in Afghanistan?)
- To add to other posts, there are videos of Bernie speaking in the 70's and 80's, if you watch them you can immediately see that Bernie of today is a vague ghost of what he used to be. Young Bernie would beat contemporary Bernie's ass
- he's a senator, yea?

They're really trying to recapture the popularity of that AOC stream. Only problem is that nobody gives a shit about these three and it will struggle to get halfway to 100k

The AOC stream had Hasan, Pokimane, Corpse Husband, and a few others that were at their peak during that time. I know people in my country who have heard of and are fans of Pokimane, Corpse Husband, and Hasan. I've never met anyone who's heard of Destiny, Vaush, or Keffals outside of this site and other leftist spaces on the internet.

Corpse Husband
I'm sorry who?
- He was big with zoomers a few years ago. Known for having a deep voice that young women considered sexy. My sister and a few of her friends used to gush about him.
OHHHHH that's what this is, lmao, Ok dude.

Avery half-decent left politics streamer has been really critical of Ro Khanna for some time now, especially like the last year or two. So they couldn't or wouldn't get anyone besides these three.

their fans are about to become 3x more annoying than before

Nightmare blunt rotation

Va*sh, Keffals, and Destiny: 3 reactionary neoliberals on a single stream

Also aren't all three huge assholes outside of politics and the internet as well? I know very little about any of them, and anything I hear just makes them sound like straight up bad people.
- Yes, they're all objectively horrible people, and I'm pretty sure that even the vast majority of libs who hold the exact same political positions as them would agree if they were actually exposed to the antics these three shitheads get up to.
  The only way to make sense of this is that this Khanna guy has some massively online zoomer radlib dweeb on his team who went "Hey you should do a thing with these people, my fellow kids would love that" and he just rolled with it lmao.
- Nsfl ::: spoiler spoiler
  threatened to SA a woman who refused to fuck him, knowing that she had been a victim of abuse. :::

Democrats doing events with people who have screenshot histories about the age of consent and sex with horses will not do the dems any favours with the crowd of people accusing them of being sexual deviants and pedophiles.

You have to imagine this will get cancelled. People will tweet at Ro Khanna about Voosh being a proponent of beastiality and pedophilia and he'll have to cancel, right?

don't do it this needs to happen
- Do it during the event. Fan the flames of hellworld.
It won't get canceled they'll do it with more than enough time to vet their backgrounds and then act surprised that rightwingers are screeching about the Dems inviting at least two people with evidence heavily suggesting they're pedophiles and the groomer hysteria will be fueled for a few more weeks

Oh universe hear my prayers

Make the roof collapse

Have a garbage truck's brakes fail

Sewer explosion

Please, I will throw myself upon the lathe

Ro Khanna entered the "find the three biggest morons on the internet" competition and won.

Congrats.

Ah yes, well known and respected youtube personalities:

we have:

THE FASCIST

Has vosch stopped pretending being an anarchist?

His way of pretending to be an anarchist has always included being fully on board with the right wing of Amerika's slightly less right wing party, i don't see how this changes anything about his philistine charade.
- And yes, i think V*ush doesn't get called philistine nearly often enough.
- Remember when he had nothing negative to say to the proud and unrepentant Iraq war demon he was interviewing on stream
- He was "this is less shitty option guy", now he is "pal around with military industrial complex ghoul" guy. Interesting progression in 3 years, in 30 he'll probably will be head of space outreach at homeland security

Dem hangs out with pedophiles funded by CIA

Russell Brand, Zizek, Vaush, Orwell, Nathan J Robinson, the list goes eternally of almost-left cringelord creeps
- Notice more how they're western leftists...
- What did Nathan J Robinson do? I remember him having some of the best write-ups debunking Peterson.
I feel kinda bad for andy warhol. Like, he was trying to make art and he did, with some interesting messages. If there was just someone to reel him in he would have probably lived longer. It's not entirely his fault the CIA made his art a weapon. It does also suck how obsessed with fame he was.
Andy Warhols
Please tell me about that don't know much about him.

the US Rep from Silicon Valley and this crew seems quite probable psyop territory

anecdotal, but if you search on youtube for 'naomi wu', the first 3 results are Vaush, Rebecca Watson and Keffals with some anti-Chinese gov videos from a month ago, so I'm assuming there's some shared judgement/agenda by those streamers to highlight negative stories about China
- This really sucked because I like Naomi Wu and was trying to find out what happened, but can't get the rundown without it just being chalked up to "authoritarian CCP no free speech" from all the worst people on youtube.
  On that note, wtf actually happened does anyone know?

The desprately trying to stay relevant "safe"

"left".

How do you do fellow lefties

This isn't real. There is nothing to you can say to me or show me that would make this real. I refuse to even acknowledge that this could even potentially happen.

Reminds me of this AI deepfake allegation

They've been teaching Ro about the tactical N word. They're going to use it to take down Trump.

??? Isn't Keffals fucking Canadian?

the rise and fall of keffals in my awareness has been quite jarring

Never been happier to not care about someone
Remember when she was doing Marxist political education content? Pepperidge Farm remembers
- Yeah but then she saw a nurse smoke a cigarette in Cuba and then swore off communism

Destiny is a right-winger. The man sided with Kyle Rittenhouse.

The rioting needs to fucking stop. If that means white redneck militia dudes mowing down dipshit protesters that think they can torch buildings at 10 PM, at this point they have my fucking blessing. Holy shit, this shit needs to stop. It needed to stop a long time ago.

Vaush and keffals are at least left-of-center. Destiny is probably closest to Joe Manchin or whatever in terms of politics.

Voosh is definitely not a comrade
- He's left of center. Blame the messed up overton window if you want.
They support NATO and American hegemony, they are not left of center. They want the current system but with more safety nets. Unless you mean left of center in America specifically
- left of american center yes, left of real-life center noooo way

I have no clout and i must scream.

Coincidentally i found this on my eternal quest to find memes that will stave off the darkness.

Taking this as irrefutable proof that all 3 are feds

I'm almost certain keffals is canadian, too.
- Canada, they're not sending there best
- So are half of our political figures. Like Shapiro, and the benzo guy
they're not feds, they're just liberals with an audience. they were picked because despite their heel personas in the debate-o-sphere, the party knows they'll toe the line in a more grown-up setting.

Lol its real

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/09/28/live-stream-twitch-politics-khanna/

maybe he's pushing them off the roof?

This really makes a lot of things make sense for me. Got it.

Gotta vote blue for the harm reduction!

this is a very dark timeline; the

isn't supposed to be in the cage

Ro Kahanna is going to live stream with other paid liberalism propagandists. Neat. All the Bernie support crew have turned out so swell haven't they?

4 hour keffals vaush destiny white house live stream 4 hour keffals vaush destiny white house live stream 4 hour keffals vaush destiny white house live stream 4 hour keffals vaush destiny white house live stream 4 hour keffals vaush destiny white house live stream

The moron consortium, amazing. I wonder how much admission will be

Speaking publicly with the Dems is of course something every socialist would do. Can these people (especially Voosh) stop pretending they are socialists now?

Say what you want about Hassan but at least he is not publicly jerking off the Dems.

If you're a leftist and you're being invited to speak with Democratic legislators you should be terrified that you've lost your way.

If you don't show up wearing an Ushanka ready to start belting out Mao in Chinese your tankie card is cancelled. Turn it over. I'm going to punch a hole in it and you'll lose your 15% discount on tank tread oil.

lmao

at one point i said a nice thing about keffals on here, so everything she's done after that has made me more and more ashamed of my words and deeds

Fucking with kiwifarms was pretty cool. Real die a hero or become a villain moment.
I knew Keffals before she even ran for election

BreadTube can't stop winning

Is this going to be the US’ 1st-Galician-In-Parliament moment?

Someone needs to get their hand off the lathe ✋️

If vaush is involved the more suitable character from Berserk to post is:

Don't really follow either of them but I thought Destiny and Vaush hated each other. Vaguely remember something about them having a falling out a while back.

It's almost like they both believe the same things, but they pretend not to on the internet so their fans will give them money.
Everyone should hate them, at least they are doing their part
Class solidarity is a hell of a social lubricant.

we've already had too many threads about this. this is the online left's version of davos.

I definitely want to bury myself in junk food now.

None of them are opposition though. Destiny is basically some sort of neocon as far as I know, vaush has been riding with Biden from the get-go, and Keffals is just a clout chasing dramaqueen.

Good. That means we can put them against the wall, in one go!

my actual face

💩 💩 💩 💩

Give me an A!

-A!

Give me an L!

-L!

Give me a -Quaeda! Carpe diem, seize the day!