Terrible news for us straight fellas
Terrible news for us straight fellas
I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108
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Ah yes the Jordan Peterson school of "actually fucking women is super gay".
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Women are girls and girls are feminine and icky. Men are boys and boys are masculine and tough so it's less gay to like masculine features! That's pretty straightforward!
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Fixed it.
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If having pee pee feel good sex makes me gay then lock me up in gay prison mon capitane.
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the two sexualities:
- gay
- ace person who doesn't like sex but is trying to conform to societal expectations
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Haha,
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June twenty-ninth. I gotta get more straight. Too much sex with women has turned me gay. Too much hand holding has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 cocks sucked each morning, 50 ass rimmings. There will be no more vaginas, no more big boobs, no more destroyers of my masculinity. From now on will be total men. Every ass must be tight.
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There's nothing more manly than men having sex with men
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- British Navy recruitment, 1740
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You're gay because you love men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same - that guy who got owned by Greta that time.
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Guys a dickhead but I've noticed recently that he's becoming more of a persona - stuff like this is clearly ironic but it hides his weird trad shit underneath. He's clearly just baiting interactions because he's fallen out of the relevance he once had. Best thing is to just ignore it.
Imagine this tweet with only 150 views.
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He’s always been like this. It’s a mix between Schrödinger’s Douchebag and the patriarchal brand of “comedy” that boils down to “look what I can get away with”
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his whole persona is reaction formation
hes deeply closeted
everything he does is for the attention of men and he really clearly is disgusted by women the only time you see him happy and in his element is when hes surrounded by adoring men being touched by them and complimented by them
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Is artificial insemination the straightest way of having children? Local nutjob says yes.
- artificial insemination local nutjub
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feel good pee pee sex
hell yeah dude
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tate says stuff like this so often that i'm pretty sure he's not hetero. like fascism does fun stuff psychologically, but this is just so unhinged. i don't even think jbp would cop to this. ace fascist tate i guess.
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It's a coin flip
Heads he's closeted
Tails he just says shit for engagement and attention
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Fingers are for HUNTING WILDEBEEST and PICKING BERRIES. Anyone who uses their fingers for typing stuff on a dumbdumb computer is a wastrel.
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oh you punch little squares with your fingers to make the shapes on the black glass rectangle change shapes? gay. how about you make a mud trench for your family to sleep in, and cover it with branches? any man over the age of 16 who hasn't built a burrow hovel for his family is gay
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All jokes aside really don't know how you can post something like this to the internet in earnest and still maintain you're an alpha male. This just broadcasts "I don't fuck and I have sour grapes".
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It's as though joy is treated as a hypothetical ideal to strive for rather something you can experience every day in many small ways.
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How many kids does he have again?
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He claims he has 10 by multiple women but all these kids and their mothers are "out of the public eye" so whether they really exist is who knows?
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I was like "this is for sure a bit" and then I looked at who posted it...
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It’s a bit. He’s trolling. The joke is that he can get us to believe that he believes this.
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I already feel sorry for the poor kids of the dumbest meatheads and wannabe-meatheads in the world who followed the advice of their idol and fathered a number of children for his approval rather than out of any interest in being a parent.
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I don't have five kids but I have a loving family. I guess it's time for me to be gay and do crimes.
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Fuck where do I remember this emoji from
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Thank you. I can finally post on c/anti_cishet_aktion!
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Idk thinking about other guys dicks is kinda gay
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Counterpoint: any time one has non-reproductive PIV sex, one creates a fork in the timeline where the contraceptives failed and the result was carried to term.
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This implies there is a timeline where the result was a miscarriage, and another where the result was an abortion
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In fact, every single moment during the course of a pregnancy creates those forks again and again and again and again, and a simple miscarriage is by all means the least horrifying of these timelines.
Incidentally, it is believed that the vast majority of human pregnancies do not last to term, but of that vast majority, it is most common for pregnancy loss to happen before one is even aware one is pregnant.
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I didn't think about that 💀
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I'm in the best timeline then 👏🏿
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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Everyone is either gay, or secretly gay
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the One True Straight
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Horseshoe theory!
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Deeply closeted and unserious. Genetic legacy?
If you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.
Checks wikipedia for wife child info RELATIVES - FATHER, BROTHER.. ....
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I was lamenting thinking that there's nothing the left could do to disabuse people of the Andrew Tates and Jordan Petersons of the world. Hosting events, being normal, and having fun might be enough. Even if you framed it like "idk if I could do anything about your woman problems, but want to go hang out on the beach?" would be enough to make some people skip their nightly posting rituals.
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been telling people forever that hes closeted
how is this not obvious to everybody?
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Some of history's worst monsters are self loathing gay guys who are either closeted or oppress gay people while having an open secret that they have a lineup of twinks.
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Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!
Don't (didn't?) you literally run a porn site?
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I know this is bait but it honestly made me laugh. Tate should transition to stand up comedy.
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Straightest thing I've ever read
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Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
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lie back and think of England vibes
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General Buck Turgidson has some ’splainin’ to do.
I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
But I do deny them my essence. -
Ace icon Andrew Tate
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So does my vasectomy make me extra gay?
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Super gay
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i’m gay
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hate to fall into old topes but the evidence that andrew tate is just incredibly gay is starting to become damning
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Honestly the only masculine thing you can do is conquer and murder a lot of people.
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Teenage boys coping hard lmao
If this makes teen boys less obsessed with sex I see it as a net positive.
No cap wanting to fuck a woman is cheugy as heck and cringe yall
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This is probably some religious thing right? Tate converted to Islam a few years ago
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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Siddhartha Gautama, circa 5th century, probably
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LMFAO THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS REAL
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Like being gay and not overpopulating the world like a virus is a bad thing.
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This is fucking awesome, yes Andrew tell the boys that enjoying sex with women is gay. It's like a great redditor once said, soon all the straight men will be gay and the cycle will begin anew.Any man who has sex with women [...] is gay.
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Do people understand what I mean now when I say "there is an epochal battle between fucking and cumming"?
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TIL: it's gay to be straight
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do not, my friends, become addicted to feel-good pee pee sex. it will take hold of you, and you will resent it's absence
what a gay
what a lovely gay
Ppsex is the mind killer...