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Has Zizek genuinely lost the plot?
  • Everyone knows the IOF would never merc their allies!

  • there are people who have played these games and somehow still missed the criticism of capitalism...
  • Yeah that's about what I expected, hence the question mark. NV does have loads of near-finished stuff in its data tho c:

  • Tactics Ogre for PS1/Sat/SFC posting will continue until morale improves
  • Never played Person of Lordly Caliber but given how good Tactics Ogre is I can't imagine it or March of the Black Queen aren't rad as well. Lordly Caliber used to be spoken of in hushed tones as one of the rare goats.

  • Kirbo is mad that no one talks about Forgotten Land even though it's really fucking good
  • Real, but Kirby games are near peak for comfy kirby-spin I've been meaning to play all the Dreamland games and Epic Yarn and stuff for a long time.

  • Tactics Ogre for PS1/Sat/SFC posting will continue until morale improves
  • Okay can swordmasters not suck though??? I went thru all the fuss to get Harborym and brought him to Rime, man took like 140 damage from one crossbow bolt and almost died. He also couldn't do much more than 11 damage per hit to dragons of the same level. Mans's bad desolate

    Oh no that's gonna suck, maybe I shoulda played FFT first? I desire to enjoy "Animals have no god!" to the fullest...

  • Kirbo is mad that no one talks about Forgotten Land even though it's really fucking good
  • To be real I think people just don't talk about Kirby games mostly. I mean when was the last time you heard someone mention Return to Dream Land or Mass Attack?

  • Tactics Ogre for PS1/Sat/SFC posting will continue until morale improves
  • Yeah I haven't played FFT yet but I love Tactics Ogre too lol. Was fighting through the Wyoburi mountains and holy shit if archers have the high ground, everyone else may as well give up :D Also they're called "terrorknights" cause I shit myself when they do 180 damage lol

    I kinda like the idea of FFT not being a ballbuster, like FFT is small squad action and TO is larger scale, and FFT is easier and more customisable where TO is more restrictive and difficult. Sounds like a good pairing.

  • Why are people buying records in 2024?
  • nerd no

    cw cringe

    Best sounding CDs I have are easily the 80s ""sterile ass"" issues, stuff like the Killing Joke selftitled, 1986 release. 1987 press of Little Queen. 1991 press of Big Generator, 1984 press of Who's Next. "Sterile ass" thought is what brought us to the loudness wars and compression death, because people's systems and gear weren't good enough and they whined that the CDs sounded bad. Funny enough, the 91-92 shift you describe is right before albums started being ruined comprehensively, examples like the George Marino masters of Yes and Led Zeppelin albums spring to mind, and then Oasis' second album and the reissues of Abba Gold were crushed within an inch of their lives. The Dreamboat Annie CD I refer to is from 2007, a US Capitol issue.

    The relative neutral response and high dynamic range of 1980s CDs is the benchmark. You don't need an EQ or expensive gear to make these sound good, my setup involves a JVC R-X81 and a pair of Sound Dynamics R-515 speakers. The R-X81 was TOTL but the more modest Akai AA-1150D or Kenwood KR-3600 I have sound great too, and to be real a SMSL SU-1 combined with a Douk U3 and say, some Sennheiser HD650 or even Sony MDR-7506 will sound great too. This meme is atrocious, your Emerson system (literal Kmart junk) was in fact not good enough. also the first two Dio albums would have likely been recorded to 1/2" PCM tape or analog soz nerd

    It is true that lots of studios lose the multitrack recordings that make up their albums, look at The Who or Yes' back catalog lol. But also those sort of remixes don't get done often anyway, and when they do it's usually for an album that didn't need it--see Close to the Edge. Only time I can think when it was done to an album that needed it was In The Court of the Crimson King, where the 40th and 50th anniv. Steve Wilson remixes use successively better-quality multitracks for the drums, which sounded awful in the original mix.

    (Sorry I know it must be super thrilling to get lectured about Steve-Hoffman-Forum-tier loser shit by some fucking bazingabrained critter on the bear website sergey-chad yw & apologies) (getting banned from the bearzone for posting cringe)

  • Why are people buying records in 2024?
    1. Shits usually cheap (I only buy old records)

    2. No loudness war bs (I only buy old records)

    3. Big sleeves are cool

    I'm equally into taping Bandcamp albums though, I have brainrot for physical music. However most of my listening is on a 512gb sd card in a Fiio M7.

  • Why are people buying records in 2024?
  • I have not located a CD that sounds exactly as good as a canadian issue Dreamboat Annie LP.

  • there are people who have played these games and somehow still missed the criticism of capitalism...
  • Yeah that's the other side of the coin, you get people like sloptuber Sch*zoElijah unironically shilling the Legion, Starship Troopers effect of fascists liking satire unironically.

    The Followers were meant to have their own ending once which had to be cut, and I find that very curious. Maybe NV had a best ending once?

  • there are people who have played these games and somehow still missed the criticism of capitalism...
  • No genuinely revolutionary solutions are available.

    Peopld are always saying this like it's a gotcha for Fallout being a liberalism, but New Vegas wouldn't have stuck and been so discussionworthy, would have had a harder time exploring the ins and outs of the shameful excuses for political systems it does, if it just had a "correct" option. Arguably the entire point of NV in particular is a tale about how doomed we all are without leftism. Would the game he better if it just had an objectively correct solution?

    Also also I don't really take Wild Card to be "anarchist", more a refusal to participate and vow to do as much damage to all contenders as possible. Least bad given the material conditions.

  • Kirbo is mad that no one talks about Forgotten Land even though it's really fucking good
  • "Switch game" or "relevancy", pls pick one

    Sorry Kirbo, the NES game was poppin but yknow how it is lt-dbyf-dubois

  • there are people who have played these games and somehow still missed the criticism of capitalism...
  • Bethesda has majorly diluted the already-potentially-liberal criticism of capitalism inherent to Fallout by making it consoomer treat slop

  • Tactics Ogre for PS1/Sat/SFC posting will continue until morale improves

    It's a game of such depth and scope that I always have questions about it. I know magic radius is mostly Men/Int threshhold plus terrain you're standing on, have not experimented to findout which terrain stats (the ground has stats) affect it.

    But also, who should wear what armour? Since luct.tacticsogre.com only says that 'if its not a warrior class you may not want full body armour', well wtf? Should archers wear Balder robes? Should ninjas? Valkyries???? Fucked if I know.

    Also I can't really figure out how to raise(or lower) Loyalty reliably. Leveling up your guys in real battles is meant to do it, but my knight Isetan keeps spamming the "I dont have the confidence to follow u........" message that displays at 5 Loyalty, every battle. That means his Loyalty is going up and then down every battle, why? What affects that? He even say this when I don't bring him?? Also the game has crashed on the Disaffection message a few times so that's unhelpful.

    Friendly fire is really unpredictable, is it literally RNG? Sometimes it seems like archers or hawk men will make really tight shots past several allies densely packed, and sometimes it seems like they should cleanly arc their arrows over one buddy but thwap 70 damage. Is it height related??

    Sometimes whenever I'm throwing rocks to powerlevel a new soldier or amazon in training, that unit will just lose health, appropos of nothing. Wtf is that about, does throwing rocks really hurt for 1/4 of your HP???

    Why are the Tactics Ogre soundtracks not stored as Compact Disc Digital Audio? Like 99% of Playstation games have CDDA you can rip, but Tactics Ogre (on both PS1 and Saturn) seems to play its music in realtime with low-sampling-rate PCM samples, a la the Past tracks in Sonic CD. Literally why.

    You're all gonna have to tolerate this Ogre posting until I find somewhere or someone to talk about TO with. Also if anyone has the Prima guide for the Playstation game please hit me up, cannot find a scan ❤

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    Who here knows about Tactics Ogre on Super Famicom/PlayStation/Sega Saturn?

    Delete PSPs and Rebirths, real Atlus stank hours. This localisation kind of sucks, lol.

    I have a bunch of ridiculously specific questions about Tactics Ogre My Beloved, that I cannot find on search engines (DDG and Searx) or in the LUCT faq/guide. I also looked at Warren Report and Coffee Potato on youtube, no dice. If you know about it pls tell me, or embarrass me by showing me links to the answers!

    • Why do Ninjas suck so bad at magic? Three damage from a FireBurn on a fire-elemented Ninja to a wind-elemented Eagleman of the same level???

    • Actually what's a good strat for Ninjas generally? They're so frail.

    • What governs whether or not spells like Thunder or Acid are single-tile target or five-tile targeting? I have two Valkyries with Thunder, and one casts for five tiles, the other for one tile...

    SOLVED: Area of Effect for spells in SFC/PSX/SS is governed by the Intelligence stat, apparently. Above 64 gives five tiles, above 128 gives 13, according to GameFAQs. My earth-aligned Denim has 89 INT, yet while his Acid is five-tile, his Thunder is single tile. Fake.

    • Is there a way to influence or change alignment, or is it just random and fixed?

    • Does loyalty affect a unit's stats or anything?

    • What even governs accuracy, just generally? Also is the RNG completely goofy?

    • How do you turn off those fucking spell dialogues during training???

    • Why is Canopus such a heroic chad who cannot be stopped and MVP every time??? !stalin-heart

    THINGS I HAVE UNCOVERED BY WATCHING RANDOM VIDEOS:

    • While stat increases are random on level, there is a Skill system that grants a unit "points" in that skill, i.e. Missile, Utility, Melee etc. Basically units get better at using attacks or spells or etc the more they use em. This may account for why my Ninjas and also Valkyries are trash !shrug-outta-hecks

    • If you walk back and forth over non-City locations you can get random battles. I want more Lizardmen so this is handy.

    Also if anybody knows how to make PCSX derived emulators (PCSX-R, for example) load Tactics Ogre saves? The PlayStation version apparently fails to load saves from thirdparty memory cards that use compression, and Tactics Ogre on PCSX-ReArmed also fails to load saves it created. If you have any info on the PlayStation version's turbojank code, please hmu. I actually suspect that the game has poor coding overall, since the Super Famicom english translation is buggy despite being by a known group, and the PlayStation version seems hokey too. (hangs briefly during turns, aforementioned save issues, goofy text box formatting)

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    gaming is still fun! you are just LAZY! (how to have fun gaming in 2024)

    Real bloomer hours who up, smash that upbear if you've been playing through 40 years of incredible video games !bloomer

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    Is It Joever For Me? Or digging your heels in on microaggressive bs

    I know it's the internet, and fucking discord to boot, like seriously where is our burning Clive? But I'm not gonna go outside to yell at people about weird books, so unless any of you knows of an awesome book club near me or a forum online or something, we're stuck with this. And yes, it's the book servers again.

    You would think queer spaces might be more accepting of leftist views, !lenin-dont-laugh but I keep getting owned for not licking boots basically. First there was this based classic:

    !

    which stemmed from someone really liking the idea of french canadian cyberpunk, surely the apex of liberalism. Aside from that quote in the screenshot I wasn't really rude though, I didn't even swear at em. I got banned essentially for a cross of "omg ur so rude" and "we can do whatever we want" though, which is just as well cause fuck em I guess. You wanna take pride in that identity, seeya nerd.

    But just recently I got in all kinds of hot water again for this epic banger:

    !

    The context here was just talking about tone tags, and someone else has whined and complained about not wanting to use a reference sheet for tone indicators because they don't know what they mean, lol.

    See this isn't like I'm bursting through the wall and saying ANOTHER KKKCRACKA DOWN at grandpa's funeral, I'm not even swearing, it's so much less than that. I'm generally pretty content to let small disagreements slide or whatever, but it's always the most agreeable shit these people decide to attack me on. Like no, I am not gonna back down from saying "canada bad" and I'm not gonna back down from saying "at the point NTs won't even read tone indicators, I don't give a fuck", surely these are like the least offensive positions in the world. How could people take PERSONAL OFFENSE to this shit? And yet.

    So I want to ask if there are any more mitigating strategies I can use to not get rekt by angry lib mods? This shit is stressful and exhausting, literally not trying to cause a fight with this stuff. I guess I'm not shocked that libs love tone-policing autistic transfems no matter how fucking nice you are, though =)

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    Were the French colonists in Canada just as bad as the British?

    I clowned a scratched lib recently for being french-canadian and proud of it, !france-cool !kkkanada and that was pretty funny. But more recently someone else asked me about that incident a bit, and then she pretty much shilled for the French at me.

    She said stuff like "well French canadians are a bit more complicated I guess... lots of them are metis or straight up native american" and "they had an alliance with them[indigenous peoples] and did marriages to strengthen it" ( !brow ) and even "A lot of Acadians went to live with natives when colonies were disbanded by france". With a little bonus "Yes the French were really strong on defending Mi'kmaqs and saw them as the actual authority on the land" as a treat.

    Now, I don't believe most of this nicey-nice pro-French shit for a second. But I sort of had to ask, how and why the hell were the French even there to start with? You rarely if ever hear about French colonists in North America; they still stole all the land like any settler-colonialists, right? Glancing at NATOpedia, I can see that Iroquois peoples were not overly happy at the french being there, which is about what I would expect. (although they did align with Dutch and English settlers themselves) The French government sent over "indentured servants" to their colony too, which, oof. Also

    > Enslaved men, women and children represented approximately 65 percent of the 6,000 non-indigenous population of Louisiana by the end of French rule.

    Haiti pre-1791 moment. But funny enough, the NATOpedia article rarely makes mentions of any abuses of New France's indigenous populations, other than a bunch of wars with the Iroquois(started by Some Guy de Bastard murdering a few of their chiefs, it seems). That has to be a lie by ommission, right? Like

    > Modern historians have highlighted that despite largely functional relations with indigenous peoples, administrators in France viewed co-operation as a wholly irritating task. Geographically removed from the colonies, Parisian courtiers viewed indigenous peoples as 'sauvages', often criticising New French officials for even interacting with nations.

    but mostly the NATOpedia article is about fucking fur traders, coureurs des bois, okay. Basically though the French populations of settlers shouldn't have any special consideration compared to Dutch or British settlers, right? Surely any european that shows up on north american shores, claims the land by alleged divine right and starts exploiting its resources is a bastard, yes?

    E: sorry if I put my foot in my mouth anywhere

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    Gravity Rush: Power, Pacing, and Progression

    Gravity Rush is a disorganised hot mess with a bad excuse for a story, but it fucks!!! Discuss.

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    Gravity Rush is Yuri

    I'm not fuckin' sorry, no you may not debate this objectively correct headcanon.

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    I am never gonna post on the fucking internet again holy shit
    vent post please ignore

    I'm so sick of being a shameful social embarrassment, holy shit how pathetic do you have to be to be incapable of talking to people ON THE INTERNET

    Fuck talking to people in general

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    In 1984, Ultima III: Exodus had three genders.

    !19!84

    Male, Female and Other. Very inclusive, also props for including "fuzzies" as a race. Gaming was woke before most of these pathetic Gamergate 2 losers were even born. Maybe even before YOU were born!!

    !sicko-hexbear-woke

    Every time I'm on the character creation screen of a cRPG now, I say "Where are my three genders! Gaming has fallen!!" !ooooooooooooooh

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    Underscores - Wallsockets (Full Album)

    Special thanks to @Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net for this incredibly sick banger. It's kind of like if Black Dresses and Sleigh Bells kissed, which I dig.

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    What's a good painkiller that I can use long-term?

    Idk if there's a better comm for this, but.

    Let's say, purely for the sake of argument !debate-me-debate-me that I am currently on a super-cool prescription painkiller that works great. Let's also say for the sake of argument that the bone/sinew structure that's supposed to hold my ribs together is trying to kill me constantly by conspiring with the base of my skull to cause me unbearable chronic pain. If I skip more than like one day of the cool prescription painkillers, then even just walking around becomes challenging. But also, if I just keep taking the cool prescription painkillers, I'll build up a tolerance. I'm on like 75mg a day right now and even that could be playing with fire.

    I need something cool that's gonna dummy out my pain receptors long term. What's a good painkilling solution? I've tried cymbalta, taking way too much paracetamol and ibuprofen, and this cool highly addictive prescription thing. I'm game for any suggestions.

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    Ada Rook - TRU U

    Help I love UGLY DEATH NO REDEMPTION ANGEL CURSE I LOVE YOU so much

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    Imago by Tristan Alice Nieto (CWs inside)

    Occasionally late at night, this one burns in my brain and I cannot get to sleep for thinking about it. This is a lil ramble about Imago by Tristan Alice Nieto, a short story from Meanwhile, Elsewhere: Science Fiction and Fantasy from Transgender Writers, which was Topside Press's final publication and is in print from LittlePuss nowadays. I'll put a CW for discussions of death, murder and bodily decay (and also chronic pain) but I promise it's not that bad. (though it is somewhat morbid obviously)

    ||Imago is easily the best short story to come out of either Topside anthology collection, which is saying something given that Meanwhile, Elsewhere is actually pretty good across the board. No other short story tugs at my stupid brain the way Imago does several years after I last read it though, so I'm having to write this. I guess I'm feeling a bit corpselike lately.

    The thrust of Imago is that it's a soft-scifi future where people can get their eyes swapped for stereoscopic camera sensors, and other biotech-y things. There's been a huge plague on the planet at some point, dubbed the "white plague". (lol, lmao) Since people have been dying all over the place as the world goes to shit, the development of Revivarol seems like a great idea: a shot of oxygen directly to the brain, essentially kick-starting a recently deceased person and putting the body's repair mechanisms into overdrive. The final frontier! Death defeated! Except that the kind of oxygen deprivation among other things that happen when the body dies tends to mean that Revivarol patients are cold, distant and often irritated, with badly fragmented minds not even resembling the person they were in life.

    This is where we find Tabitha;

    "It’s phrased as a question, but I don’t know the answer. Am I Tabitha? I think that was my name, but I don’t know if I’m still her."

    She's been murdered, her eyes are missing, and a few days later the cops have shot her with Revivarol in a morgue, hoping to get answers on her murder. Brain death being what it is though, the worst parts of a Revivarol resuscitation have long since set in.

    So immediately this is like, Oh, Yeah. It's hitting the general fear of death in a very specific and unique, physical way, by making decomposition a livable experience, and also it's bringing a loss of self and identity into the picture. A ragged grinding corpse, days out from death and with degrading grey matter: find out who killed you. Couldn't really tell you why this hits, but personally I guess I feel instant and all-encompassing sympathy for Tabitha, in life a sad transbian who was murdered and in death an agonised thing living within a broken body. I love how harrowing Imago is, I can never sleep after I read it. Bonus points because her family can't bear to deal with her in her revived cadaver walking around, double bonus points for when she talks about rising agony held off by diamorphine, her drugged body crumbling inside, or her wrists grinding angrily around, or the pain that shoots through her head when she turns it. Being dead leaves you stiff since decomposition has already begun, but also hey, that's just chronic pain right? I'm a decaying corpse animated by too many painkillers. Joints coming apart and body failing! I know how that one is. This shit fucking sucks.

    The murder aspect makes it worse, because at least if you get Revivarol'd like 18 hours after a peaceful death, you'd come back to a pretty intact body. Being stuffed into a suitcase for three days after being killed means Tabitha is covered in slash marks, tire tracks, rope burn, bruises, her elbow is hyperextended, shit like that. Plus, there are postmortem wounds, which never clot (dead) and don't stop bleeding. Gotta drink hot tea with sugar to keep your muscles from going into rigor mortis, (again) your saliva flowing while it lasts. Total failure of the flesh automaton, neurotransmitters animating dead flesh.

    Getting to watch this at a remove through the camera-eye the morgue gave her, as she examines her body at a distance in first person, adds a cool level of queasy dissociation, looking at her own corpse. It's kind of a horror story I guess, which I hadn't considered before, but it gets at the ugliest and most tangible fears about death imo. That's kind of what the whole thing is about, I guess, as much as death: the abandon of a failing body. Sure, humans shouldn't link their visual implants up to ultraviolet cameras to see, because their brains will essentially melt from getting that much visual info for more than a week, but who cares? Tabitha is already dead. Fuck it, just another bit of failing flesh. She doesn't have more than a few days anyway.

    "I feel like someone pulled a bag of greasy chicken bones out of the rubbish and called it a person. Have I been in formaldehyde all this time? Was I pushed off the shelf?"

    Among all this, Tabitha ends up rifling through her ruined grey matter for more on the remaining memories that stand out the strongest: her girlfriend, long deceased, who she can remember adoring but not the name attached. In with the rot and death, the thread of trying to recall her lover (clashed violently against the memory of being murdered, of her corpse failing) is what grounds the story and keeps it from being completely unrelentingly grim:

    "My mind naturally floats back to the one source of emotion I have left – my nameless lover. I stare at her image, her abyssal eyes and bold, crooked smile. It has the quality of the last surviving work of some lost, forgotten master. The one thing I managed to save from my gallery of memories as it went up in flames."

    I have a habit with Imago, wherein it enters my brain late at night (like 3am, 5am) and refuses to get out, so I sort of traumatise myself with it, for catharsis. I think it's good if you've been feeling low or flat, 'cause if you have any sort of opinion about being a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters, little sparks of electricity moving your flesh, it's probably hard not to feel things about it.

    It feels weirdly healthy, I guess, the way Imago tangles so directly with the concept of death, with understanding in full the gravity of your own. It's an experience, getting to see Tabitha told by a cop that they've got her murderer once she points him out. She gets to remember a lot of what he did, she gets to know his name and face, his record. She doesn't feel much about the stabbing or the man who stabbed her, but it could be either emotional reactions dulled by Revivarol or the human brain being incapable of having an opinion on one's own murder.

    "The truth is I don’t really feel anything for this man. The vague sense of pity I feel seems to stem from a deeper kernel of anger, of disappointment and betrayal. I can’t really tell what I’m angry at. Maybe it’s society, or the system that failed him, failed both of us. Or maybe I’m just disillusioned at the notion of justice – the idea that there’s anything he or Danielle or the entire police force could ever do to make this even remotely fair, let alone right. As if finding him would bring me any kind of satisfaction."

    That can't be all for her, though, so after talking to her murderer a bit she sets out knowing that her eyes were stolen deliberately, to get them back. They have wireless connections and an AR uplink, so. The scene where the Revivarol is wearing off is both disgusting and fascinating, though: muscles like steel pistons, joints fully broken down. Knowing that you were killed just for your eyes must be kind of galling;

    "This will be my last action on this earth, even if it ends up meaning nothing."

    It's a weird, gross and honestly sad story, my kinda thing, but it ends very well which is why I like it. It's bittersweet and wonderful after all the gristle and blood and dying. When I get to feeling morbid and shitty about a body that's failing, about flesh that can't do what I need it to, Tabitha's shambling-corpse journey and subsequent final memories of her girlfriend always leave me feeling wistful but satisfied (and pretty gay) after everything. It's a good dose of death, sadness, lost love and a lil bit of trans positivity. I'm still not bored of rereading it even though it's short, and I doubt I ever will be.

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    Ada Rook - Tortured Bitch

    Objectively perfect & deeply beloved album ❤

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    Yes - Going for the One (1977 vinyl rip, full album)

    Sorry the LP was all I could find cuz the remasters are absolute dogshit.

    Slide guitar gettin goofy lives rent free in my head !hat-kid-dance

    Also Awaken would be the most underrated Yes epic if not for Endless Dream. Shouts to Awaken! Very nice!

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    Jon Anderson - Olympia (from Animation, 1982)

    HOW DARE @Pluto@hexbear.net remind me that Yes is good and I am, in fact, a proggers.

    I'm a big Jon Anderson fan, I know Chris Squire technically started Yes in 1968 but it's always been Jon Anderson's baby to me. Can't have Yes without Jon; follows then fhat his solo work is really good. I was listening to Animation today, and I was like 'shit, this is new-wave baroque-pop, or something. Genious!' It does remind me of The Visitors by Abba more than I had expected, but more synthpop than disco. The percussion on Olympia that sounds as much like pistons as cymbals goes hard, the whole album goes hard. Not every Jon Anderson album is good but this one is :)

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    Bullying

    But it won't work. I will NEVER adjust my posting

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    Fallout 1: Real Theory Hours

    Warlockracy's nice guided tour to the best game ever made, pretty much. Watchin this video and nodding along like a dipshit. Hearing the Fallout voice acting and saying "MAN..."

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    ashinadash ashinadash [she/her, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Decaying corpse animated by gay thoughts and too many painkillers

    Highly obnoxious, very autistic, weirdly asexual, ask me about my weird interests

    I talk way, way too fucking much.

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