it's great because you can say out loud "jack off!" when you remove it
politically and historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges
at a certain point it just stops being historical illiteracy and becomes outright bad faith
It's weak flimsy bullshit as always lol wishful thinking by libs
https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1852185912802762780
New bombastic revelations about Trump! Michael Wolff just dropped the silver bullet, recordings of Epstein talking about Trump's White House! He's Fired!
Ah, well, nevertheless...
it was Cthulhu flirting with you
According to the figures, at least 62 soldiers have been killed since the start of October, making this the deadliest month for the Israeli army since last December when 110 soldiers were killed at the height of the genocidal war on Gaza.
come on folks let's go go go let's see four digits baybeeeeeee
I have the scariest story to tell you (warning: very scary):
spoiler
BOO!
gotcha
It was a bit, and I know for a fact mankind has been to the moon. I've been there myself on multiple occasions. I spread crystals of my frozen piss on the US flag.
Hey Buzz how was it, working with Stanley Kubrick? Was he a nice guy? How was it being on his moon film set?
So according to the 538 nerds, this is gonna be 2016 all over again lmao even down to the birthday tweet. Time really is a flat circle.
gonna need plenty of babushkas to pay that cookie clicker ass fine
Saying that they're a phone maker doesn't even scratch the surface, they're to China as Samsung is to South Korea as far as I know. They make pretty much every kind of appliance under the sun, from smartphones and cars to lamps, flash drives, blow dryers and tape measures. It's insane how wide their product portfolio is.
I'm not even from the US, but it was inspiring to see what he was doing out there anyways... ah well, nevertheless
it's rumored that Loops users will be called bröthers
the FTC would shut us down for being swag monopolists
Genuine question, what makes you say this about W10 but not W7?
Because I don't remember my experience with W7. Come to think of it, maybe that means it was even less annoying and we've been going downhill ever since.
Still one of my favorite pieces of satire I've ever watched and ever so relevant
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/trump-rally-shooting-victim-what-we-know-about-corey-comperatore-rcna161781
I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on.
My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order:
Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot.
To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.
I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108
Folks, everybody's saying that Deep Purple plagiarized their greatest hit. Lots of Brazilians come to me and they say it, "Maria Moita was stolen!", they're all saying it. "They stole our song, and they made it purple!"
Aside from providing some of the most recognizable samples of all time, this song is simply an absolute fucking banger on its own right. That middle section with the flute is just sublime, good god
https://twitter.com/nashville_brook/status/1750155980992565383
sorry guys, this will be my last post on this website... I messed with the ehwmeemememwica and unfortunately gedehemehnfet
mmm thy Lord is crunchy
LMAO
mfw grandpa says some really racist shit at the dinner table
it fills my heart with joy to see this ghoul is having a very uncomfortable day at work
This game has so much soul, its gameplay probably feels dated as hell nowadays (haven't played it in years) but it's still in my top 3 best written games ever, along with Planescape Torment and Disco Elysium.
I first played it more than a decade ago and I still think about this poem sometimes.
With bony hands I hold my partner
On soulless feet we cross the floor
The music stops as if to answer
An empty knocking at the door
It seems his skin was sweet as mango
When last I held him to my breast
But now we dance this grim fandango
And will four years before we rest.
In the much awaited follow-up to How to Blow Up a Pipeline, we learn that an excellent, if unexpected, reason to sabotage a pipeline is that you cannot use it to play funky saxophone jazz while it is operational.
I'm in awe of this incredible post, holy shit
edit: here's the link, behold this masterpiece in its resplendent glory https://twitter.com/gayest_tone/status/1713927115316301992
Not gonna lie, I'm glad to have something funny to laugh about, given how grim things are right now. I hope you get a brief chuckle out of this. God knows I needed something fun this week.
This is a Br*tish weirdo who apparently went looking for gold in Afghanistan and got himself captured by the Taliban. A while ago someone claiming to be a friend of his posted saying that he was alive and well and enjoying his time as a captive. Everyone called bullshit, including the Chapo hosts, who had a lot of fun with the whole situation last week.
Everybody was sure that this guy was very much dead but it turns out that the even funnier outcome actually came true: he really was alive and well, indeed having picnics, playing Xbox and apparently watching fucking Barbie with the guyliner-wearing Taliban.
Don't get me wrong, he's still a Br*tish dumbass who has no business being in Afghanistan at all, especially given his intention of establishing a gold mine, but this is truly the only really funny thing that's happened this week, and I thought I'd share.
