lmao I had forgotten that Trump was impeached, not once but twice
what a sick joke of a country, utter clown show
tell me about it, it's a tough racket
someone told me the other day that people actually pay you if you put pieces of wood back together in different shapes after you cut them, but that seems like nonsense to me... I'll have to look into it
sure, but in my For You it's usually at worst liberals being recommended directly, this was just straight up a fire hose of shit lol
I was thinking that some funny little tweaks had been made to the algorithm
too many neurons, getting CTE likely involves leaving home
I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on.
My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order:
Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot.
To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.
oh, compared to the usual tone in /r/worldnews this thread is basically like reading the minutes of a Hamas top brass meeting
CoD games have always been absolute bottom of the barrel politically and historically, but this one is shaping up to be outright fucking cancerous
this is totally counterproductive, how can you call your senator's office to sternly demand swift action if all the cables have been damaged by rabid tankies?
I'm going to invade the US, prepare your 
, it's about to get kicked forcefully
Ask them why the israeli Ministry of Defense, their military command and a legit target in a conflict, sits right in the middle of Tel Aviv, surrounded by civilian buildings.
JFC, I remember having online arguments with people over this twenty years ago lmao
I'm not even exaggerating, it's been twenty years and people are still going on about this fucking thing
folks, we've found the point man for the Hexbear nature hike
lead the way buddy
I mean, us gamers are only worried about maintaining historical accuracy, and I'm willing to give Ubisoft a pass as long as they make up for this by accurately portraying how Templars used artifacts manufactured by ancient gods who are also aliens to fight a secret war against the order of the Assassins. It's just about being respectful to historical facts, you know?
I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108
Folks, everybody's saying that Deep Purple plagiarized their greatest hit. Lots of Brazilians come to me and they say it, "Maria Moita was stolen!", they're all saying it. "They stole our song, and they made it purple!"
Aside from providing some of the most recognizable samples of all time, this song is simply an absolute fucking banger on its own right. That middle section with the flute is just sublime, good god
https://twitter.com/nashville_brook/status/1750155980992565383
sorry guys, this will be my last post on this website... I messed with the ehwmeemememwica and unfortunately gedehemehnfet
mmm thy Lord is crunchy
LMAO
mfw grandpa says some really racist shit at the dinner table
it fills my heart with joy to see this ghoul is having a very uncomfortable day at work
This game has so much soul, its gameplay probably feels dated as hell nowadays (haven't played it in years) but it's still in my top 3 best written games ever, along with Planescape Torment and Disco Elysium.
I first played it more than a decade ago and I still think about this poem sometimes.
With bony hands I hold my partner
On soulless feet we cross the floor
The music stops as if to answer
An empty knocking at the door
It seems his skin was sweet as mango
When last I held him to my breast
But now we dance this grim fandango
And will four years before we rest.
In the much awaited follow-up to How to Blow Up a Pipeline, we learn that an excellent, if unexpected, reason to sabotage a pipeline is that you cannot use it to play funky saxophone jazz while it is operational.
I'm in awe of this incredible post, holy shit
edit: here's the link, behold this masterpiece in its resplendent glory https://twitter.com/gayest_tone/status/1713927115316301992
Not gonna lie, I'm glad to have something funny to laugh about, given how grim things are right now. I hope you get a brief chuckle out of this. God knows I needed something fun this week.
This is a Br*tish weirdo who apparently went looking for gold in Afghanistan and got himself captured by the Taliban. A while ago someone claiming to be a friend of his posted saying that he was alive and well and enjoying his time as a captive. Everyone called bullshit, including the Chapo hosts, who had a lot of fun with the whole situation last week.
Everybody was sure that this guy was very much dead but it turns out that the even funnier outcome actually came true: he really was alive and well, indeed having picnics, playing Xbox and apparently watching fucking Barbie with the guyliner-wearing Taliban.
Don't get me wrong, he's still a Br*tish dumbass who has no business being in Afghanistan at all, especially given his intention of establishing a gold mine, but this is truly the only really funny thing that's happened this week, and I thought I'd share.
When will the bad thing stop happening in the region? Those affected are tired of being affected by the thing in question. Some have said that the thing that is happening is, in fact, a bad thing. Experts agree that there are bad things happening in the region where bad things often happen for many different reasons.
