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NOT EVERY FUCKING GAME NEEDS TO BE FUCKING BREATH OF THE WILD BE FUCKING ORIGINAL
  • There's a specific vibe, like there's a je nai se quois about certain open world games that are have come up post BOTW. PokemonSword/Shield and Legends, Palworld, Genshin, the new Sonic game apparently, etc. Feels like Banjo Kazooie on steroids. Like those had a similar vibe that's distinctly different to Skyrim or Just Cause or Batman Arkham or GTA or Elden Ring but they're all similar to each other? I can't put it into words properly.

    Like, I'd say Fortnite Battle Royale is a BOTW-ified PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. And it's not strictly the climbing/gliding, I wouldn't say Spider-Man or Batman Arkham are BOTW-like, nor just the soft(er) animation style, I wouldn't say Raft or No Man's Sky is BOTW-like, nor the combat/crafting system

    Although it may not necessarily be strictly a bad thing, to throw a different type of subgenre into a genre that was going to be dominated by GTA/Just Cause/Saints Row like open world, or a Splinter Cell/Assassin's Creed like open world, or a Minecraft/Roblox like open world or an Elder Scrolls like open world, etc.

  • Questions about The Simpsons
  • Every single line there, too.

    Describing not the voice or appearance, but lyrics as shirtless

    Describing something as bong-rattling to your 8 and 10 year old children and their classmates.

    Describing Don Brewer as competent after all the other outlandish compliments to the other band members

    Such a good show.

  • Learning French in school is functionally the same as learning Latin
  • Counterpoints:

    1: the instruction manual for my guillotine is in French. How am I supposed to figure out where to put a king's neck and where to place his body if I can't read le manuel d'utilisation??

    2: Debout, les damnés de la terre

    Debout, les forçats de la faim

  • Chinese shitposters advertising the shredder used by Israel

    On the image:

    "IDF Standard Issue"

    "National warranty, no transaction fee"

    "Suitable for shredding multiple top confidential documents simultaneously"

    And in the comments itself:

    "This product is portable, can shred evidence of war crimes AND embarass Israel on international TV? This is too good to be true"

    And

    "Can I still use it if I'm not having a temper tantrum?"

    And

    "I can't fault the guy for promoting an efficient Chinese product"

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    Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be privileged and safe - Lemmy.World
  • You see the only way out of this 2 party system that even we admit is not ideal is to vote for either of the parties that will defend the 2 party system to the death, thereby legitimising the 2 party system further.

    We can work on making things better once we get through this existential threat, which is what we've been saying every election since forever. But this time it's really real, guys.

    Thank Allah I am not American.

  • Did Bashar Al Assad gas his own people, or is that total bullshit?
  • To engage seriously, any ""serious"" opposition party or parties in Syria are going to be much worse (see: Mujahideen vs Socialist Afghanistan, the Shah vs Iranian nationalists, the Nicaraguan Contras vs Sandinistas, etc etc) and much like in the past, the more parties more friendly to the US are going to get boosted in the media and the sitting parties will get a magnifying glass to their misdeeds to the point of atrocities being outright fabricated. Assad is anti ISIS but also not exactly friendly towards the west, which is why the west pushes for his demise. Same as with Muamar Gaddafi. The current state of Libya speaks volumes. An authoritarian nation with guaranteed housing, healthcare and food vs a free one that has open slave markets in the capital? Gadaffi wasn't a saint, no, but you can't argue that the average Libyan is better off now than before he was ousted.

    To the point that ISIS terror attacks against Syrian civilian populations being attributed to the Assad government?

  • Fallout 4 Fans Are Begging Bethesda To Stop Updating The Game
  • Todd Howard: we hear you fans, we are currently working on updates for Morrowind, Starfield and Elder Scrolls Online which will break add-on/mod support and ruin the frame rate for those games instead of just FO4!

  • So how do we feel about the Chinese EV tariff
  • China will never understand the average American citizen's desire to roll coal down the middle main street, driving home drunk from a gender reveal party that started at least 3 wild fires.

    Which is why BYD will never install a secondary diesel engine next to the electric motor for the sole purpose of pumping out black smoke that serves no purpose.

    China is finished.

  • [Not the Onion] Customers are asking for H5N1 milk.
  • They're picturing milk straight from a happy, grazing cow earlier that morning, that's been put in a bottle and refrigerated till they purchase it, diseases are freak accidents. Obviously the wise old farmer wearing overalls with a piece of straw hanging from his mouth wouldn't sell you the milk if the cow seemed sick, right?

    The reality would be thousands of cows in cages being milked with the same equipment as every other cow, sick or otherwise, and all the milk gets pooled together and bottled and possibly spends 2-3 days in transit.

  • [Not the Onion] Customers are asking for H5N1 milk.
  • Oh hey, I looked into this one when one of my friend's aunts went on about raw milk.

    So basically, she's done research on the microbiota of raw vs pasteurised milk and concluded the beneficial bacteria of raw milk can outweigh the risks for non-immunocompromised people. People can still get pasteurised if they wish. Another argument is that products with a higher fatality rate are still legal.

    However, the flaws in her research don't account for are this:

    • If huge corporations are allowed to simply not sterilise their milk, they will do so, meaning raw will be the cheaper product and therefore more likely to be purchased by the average person, who may or may not understand the risks involved. A struggling family doing their groceries will choose the cheaper milk and possibly put their elderly/infant family members at risk.

    • Her research is done with samples of raw milk that are a lot more controlled. The difference in risks between a sample of milk from a healthy cow directly into a sterile vessel into a lab environment is vastly different to milk produced en masse under capitalism, where cows are crowded together in battery farms, fed with the cheapest grains available, and milked with the same equipment that's milked a thousand other cows, and all the milk is pooled together where it's impossible to separate "safer" raw milk and contaminated milk from sick cows are then to be cooled and bottled. Her research simply does not account for the corners that will definitely be cut in an industrial capitalist scale

    • Dying from alcohol poisoning because you drank perfectly legal 180 proof alcohol is different to dying from H5N1 milk because alcohol poisoning isn't contagious.

  • Questions about The Simpsons
  • I would like to take this opportunity to dissect one of the greatest joke writing in modern TV history (and thereby ruining it)

    Homer Simpson (to a car full of completely disinterested kids): "Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship."

    The first layer of the joke is Homer being a typical uncool dad, talking about bands that were cool when he was growing up to kids who really didn't care. It's relatable, and in line with Homer not being cool. Most people can relate to this, it works on a surface level as a joke for the plot.

    The second layer of the joke is that what he said doesn't make any sense, Jefferson Airplane predates Grand Funk Railroad by 4 years. It's in line with Homer being stupid and/or misremembering key facts while he's confidently lecturing kids about something seemingly important to him. The second layer of the joke for people who know about classic rock history.

    The third layer of the joke is that he's talking about the band names: Railroad > Airplane > Starship. He was never talking about the music of the bands he was listing to disinterested kids, he was talking about the modes of transport in the band names. The third layer of the joke is probably missed by most people upon first viewing even if they caught the second layer of Homer stating something wrong as a fact to children he was trying to educate.

    All this in less than 10 seconds. The line works for the scene, helps progress the plot, is in character both for Homer's intelligence/misplaced confidence as well as feeling uncool and dated. This isn't even the funniest thing golden age Simpsons pumped out nor the best episode overall.

    God what a great TV show.

  • Ok we were completely wrong about China collapsing this year but they're still bad.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/china-gdp-q1.html

    !manhattan it is 2022, the libs say China will not recover from post COVID lull

    !manhattan it is 2021, the libs say China will not recover from harsh, extended COVID lockdowns

    !manhattan it is 2019, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash for cracking down on Hong Kong riots

    !manhattan it is 2018, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash over Adrian Zenz's fever dream the Uyghur genocide and Trump's trade war with China

    !manhattan it is 2016, the libs say China will not recover from an aging population and a lack of youth to replace them due to the one child policy and wasting money on an aerospace program

    !manhattan it is 2014, the libs say China will not recover from Xi's crackdowns on corruption and corporate greed, military spending and renewed efforts to claim the South China Sea

    !manhattan it is 2010, the libs say China will not recover from wasting trillions into a national high speed rail system

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    Wow, Time Magazine are hardline Dengists

    This is the best thing they've done since they named me person of the year 2006

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    My own reflection? Ham@s. Children playing in the street? Ham@s. A weirdly shaped cloud? Ham@s

    Leftists: imperialists are paper tigers, they may appear frightening but if you look closely, they're actually harmless. They are no where near as powerful as they project, they are in reality disorganised

    The imperialists: The 16 year old kids we keep killing are master Shinobi and can cast genjutsu and teleport. They're so skilled in the art of deception they have embedded themselves in American society posing as taxi drivers and food delivery people for decades at a time.

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    I used "Vosotros sois..." in a conversation last weekend

    They laughed. Apparently picking up Spanish from your Spaniard friend has some downsides.

    As in South American backpackers find it funny/amusing this drunk Chinese guy in an Australian pub used the Castellano equivalent of "y'all" in a sentence.

    !angery

    They were ultimately nice about it, much better than the time my (English speaking) Canadian coworker tried to speak to some Parisians in school level Québécois and they scoffed and continued in English.

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    Irish need not apply

    Smdh Australia's so backwards they're doing a potato famine era racism towards the Irish.

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    Ukrainian commander with the callsign "Banderas"? Oh that's normal.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/08/world/europe/ukraine-troops-exhausted-defensive.html

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    We must ignore the flight logs

    The logs have not yet condemned Hamas, and are therefore antisemitic. You wouldn't believe an inanimat antisemite would you?

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    Reminder to the Caucasians here:

    It is now 2024, and therefore illegal to be white.

    Please refrain from being white.

    Please don't be a mayo-ass, cumskin, kkkrakkker, bleachie, wonder bread, and/or any other form of white.

    Respect the law.

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