Remember how the blue zones of longest life in USA were just few weeks ago proven in the Ignoble-awarded research as areas with increased retirement fraud? This is the presidental retirement fraud.
I once had the pleasure of interviewing a 102 year old and he was walking around with a zimmer, getting taxis to the community centre, hanging out with the crew...
He'd probably be the best possible (2-party duopoly) candidate, even. Simply because everyone since has been so much worse (and he has the post-nut clarity that AmeriKKKa is "the most warlike nation in the history of the world")
If I ever end up like this I hope my family has the decency to start feeding me some of that lead filled applesauce, or at least bump the heater down a few degrees overnight
I watched the show claim to fame, which is about celebrity relatives and we have to guess who everyone is related to. Anyway, his grandson was on the show and was crying that his grandfather is on his last legs and it's not looking good. That was 2023.