You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Step 2: A permanent end to hostilities
Real "draw the rest of the fucking owl" vibes from this one.
Very lib of me to know this, but because it was a state crime only the governor of New York can pardon him.
I thought felons could vote once they'd completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.
At least Polish and Russian are related languages!
Is most agriculture in the UK not owned by giant corporations?
Modern day hobo signs.
A veggie bed in the front yard means "good vittles here".
This is why the forefathers (praise be upon them) wrote the third amendment.
Dollar twenty five for fries, man. Those were the days.
I have liked every SSX game that has ever released.
Would American troops take an opportunity to shoot guns at Euro-commies? Serious question?
Portland has tax on high earners that has similarly exceeded projections.
could, but will not
Nah.
Very much a "Let's see ol' Benny wriggle his way out of this one" situation.
He got Kobe'd.
If their goal is to pull a Rittenhouse (it is) then it's all they need.
Mayor McCheese: "I wash my hands of this."
until Trader Joe's gets it declared unconstitutional
Context: Trump's lawyers are in front of the Supreme Court arguing that presidents cannot be prosecuted for any crimes they commit while in office.
Who knows how the Calvinball refs will decide this one, but if they go Trump's way, Biden has literally no excuse not to assassinate his political rivals.
Ben Edtl, the president of the Republican Unity Caucus, doubled down on his claims after receiving a letter from state Sen. David Brock Smith’s attorney.
"You're owned by China!"
"That's disinformation, like the DemocRATs use against Presinald Trunt!"
Sgt. Richard Kelly was found unconscious in his office in August. The drug use that caused it was likely intentional, officials said.
Not mentioned in the title: he was snorting confiscated fent.
Also this is a cop from the town all the Proud Boys who came to Portland in 2020 live in.
Anyway, happy Friday! !officer-down