Tremendous loser energy. He fell off
Dude blundered into what could have been one of the photos of the decade but still managed to lose all his steam. They probably would have cut Biden months ago if they knew it would pull the rug out from under Trump's campaign like this.
? maybe I'm crazy, but this seems like a wild take
The thunder from Trump's assassination attempt was stolen by Biden stepping down
If Biden had stepped down and let Kamala take over sooner, and crazy dude (who wasn't shooting about anybody or anything in particular, afaik - dude was just shooting at whoever was closest) still shot at Trump on the same date, I truly believe the Dems would be fucked.
It is only the fickle nature of our news cycle (plus the fact that she ascended after the attempt on Trump's life) that's keeping her afloat.
Will be super interesting to see what happens in a couple months once the novelty wears off.
What the hell is this. He used to be funny
Losing Steve Bannon was a huge blow
Letting the Biden team schedule a debate before the DNC may become an all-time bag fumble
He allowed the Dems to replace the only person in America who was sure to lose against him
Lmao are we sure this is Donald? This is completely indistinguishable from your average unhinged Facebook boomerpost.
"Barack HUSSEIN Obama" dusting off the classics, I see.
He's back on his Obama birtherism shit.
Low energy. They took away his ability to post, and now his poster’s muscle has atrophied to the point of uselessness.
Look what they did to my boy.
Kamabla?
Umm... Okay, trying not to think too hard, his shit operates at like a fourth grade level. Does he mean Kama-blah? Because it reads like a typo, or like he's trying to say her name while really congested.
Kamabla
Boourns
Ha, thank you, thank you. Do I win anything? Tokens for future turns on the lathe?
the truth(tm) app started lagging and he just kept typing
Kamablah would be alright by his standards, sundowned, but he has to post better in general to stand any chance. It does not roll off the tongue though.
I thought it was a reference to the mob
lmao this sucks man
So... He's doing well these days 🤦
He has lost the mandate of heaven
still can't come up with a zinger for kamala because copmala would offend his hogs
power waning
Copmala isn't even that good. Her name just doesn't breed zingers. Kamalama ding dong? Kooky Kamala isn't bad, and I'm surprised he's not using that one, but it's not racist enough. I'm guessing he's trying to find one that's ever so slightly racist.
Lol I was about to type this one.
Kamalama ding dong
Harmala Perish
Permanently Deleted
…kamabla…
SODA
Nearly incomprehensible
He's really flailing around trying to find something that lands and the magic just isn't there. This just radiates big mad loser energy.
thought kamabla was a typo but he's using it in every single post?
That last one is so telling, don't post when you're hungry.
It's funny how the right is just openly mad that the Democrats made somewhat competent choices for once. They really wanted Biden on the ticket (for obvious reasons) and they really wanted Shapiro because the murder cover-up thing would have been a huge liability for him.
lol who does he think he's appealing to. Chuds regard all Democrats as identical and liberals seem to not care if it's Harris
the anarcho-bidenist supercells
"unconstitutional"? does he think the Democratic and Republican parties are part of the constitution?
"unconstitutional" is simply boomer for "thing i do not like" (citation: the Roberts court)
"surely the White Man Clause is in here somewhere? I could have sworn- shit, this better not be one of those implied ones again"
Yeah might as well be lol.
$5 he quits in October
I’ll take that, his ass is staying in until January in (false) hope of a coup
"ReTruths" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
the words are still trumpy but the verve is all gone
Someone should make a compilation of his post-twitter posts with an AI Trump singing Johnny Cash’s Hurt
he knows he is cooked.
"Shifty Adam Schiff" could use a punch-up. may I suggest "Adam Shifty"
He's called him "Lil' Adam Shit" before lmao
Adam Schwifty
He's getting sub 40k likes on his most popular posts for the past day, 7mil followers lol embarrassing, they can barely astroturf on their astroturfing site
"Cryin' Chuck" I could see that for John Boehner but, not Schumer.
Also, fun fact: Boehner was the orange man on TV that my mom blamed everything on before Trump came along. I used to tell her to save her breath because as soon as he's gone, they'll replace him with another orange man to hate.
His heart's not in it
Yeah, this is a weak post and his energy isn't there anymore.
But I disagree with a lot of people here, I still think he's going to win.
I could see it going either way at this point and I can't say I care how it goes
I think it would be hilarious if Donny T takes the win. I'll laugh and laugh and laugh.
SAD
grandpa trump forgot his meds again
This song set to a montage of Trump forelornly walking around Mar-a-Lago, playing golf, frowning at the TV in color interspersed with black and white cuts of him and Biden at the debates.
During the crescendo he opens the door to Eric and Don Jr's bedroom but their racecar bunk beds are both empty and Trump shuffles away.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The chances are 0%. Happy to take you up on a million dollar bet on this one, Don.
Keep the chupakamabla away from your goats so she doesn't eat them.
you can really see some of that old fire in him here. this is sad. he yearns for the good ole days (like 4 years ago)
I bet Biden misses him too. They should just fuck already and leave the rest of us out of it.
Without Biden, crime has no punchline :(
We need a lunatic left emoji. Someone photoshop the lunatic cultist from terraria
God if I could photoshop it’d be over for you goes
Weak sauce
angry hog noises
Adam Schiff is shifty though
What is this Twitter app?
"Truth Social", Trump owns the site himself.
He'd have better reach on Twitter which is run by one of his simps, but he's vainly trying to make Truth Social "a thing".
Surely interesting when someone creates a platform to be able to spread their spores. Let's see what happens!
That's going to make a great mini-series on how Biden schemed to get the nomination back.
