Sister dodged a bullet

oh wow I never saw this one reversed, even stole his scarf lol
- Lol totally missed that.
- reversed? I've only ever seen it this way and usually with the guy's apartment on fire

why is it in the cum jar?

NAFO sacrifice to Ukraine. Once the figurine drowns in cum, Ukraine wins. As you can see, it's going poorly.
- Black (sun) magic
- NAFO Cum Sacrifice and NoFAP, the eternal contradiction
she didn't call him back because he's obviously a quitter, that jar isn't even half full
At least he's keeping it away from the radiator.

Ruzzia

These people are desperate to make the letter Z a demonic evil symbol while defending all the literal nazi symbols ukraine uses. Deeply unserious people.

The double S is literally right there, they can't even do that, maybe they like nazis for real
- I've seen ruSSia in the wild from these freaks, doesn't change the fact that their side are the nazis

Imagine seeing a cute little figurine, commenting on it, then suddenly, the guy goes into a rant about how he wants all Russians dead.

"... and that's why these genocidal orcs are trying to wipe out all of western civilization ..."
- nooooooooooo dont do the meatman john silver like this

continues to be a reliable indicator for complete losers

Oh god I just learned what NAFO is and I think I was hit with a lethal dose of cringe. It's been good knowing you comrades!

NAFO is the demon core of cringe
- Unrelated: I've always wanted to run a D&D/Fantasy TTRPG Mega Dungeon campaign where the demon core lay at the lowest level of the dungeon, warping and mutating all the inhabitants of the dungeon, protected by a Radiation Dragon.
  Maybe one day I'll have the time.
- the 69th Bonketeers
  Jesus fucking Christ these fucking losers
- lmfao wtf? These people are the most unserious motherfuckers on the planet
In that case, may I recommend you checking out the prime minister of Estonia who publicly thanked them for their "brave work" during their cringe conference next to the Big boy NATO conference in Vilnius.
Their conference had a great bit with a balloon shaped like a shark after a shark attacked a russian tourist in Egypt.

lol, he really posted this massive L willingly, it'd take waterboarding to get this info out of me.

Out of the loop. What's the figure? Is it elf on the shelf for ukraine flag emojis or something?

Its a mascot for the weird Twitter guys who call themselves nafo
I don't know more than that but they seem insufferable
- Insufferable is not even starting to describe it. Also calling @beef_curds@hexbear.net to not double post.
  https://mossrobeson.medium.com/ukes-kooks-spooks-nafo-735b66e48508
  https://thegrayzone.com/2022/10/20/ukraine-nafo-troll-war-criminals/
- Wait a minute nafo isn't just a lefty thing for north Atlantic Fuckers org
  Are you telling me libs have convinced themselves buying little owls is praxis for ukraine
it's a funko pop for neocon manchildren

Funny, when I discuss politics and communism for hours during a date I usually get laid. Skill issue for this homie I guess - get better material.

The only person I want to talk about politics with for hours before banging is Fidel Castro

isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

That poor woman lol probably had a very funny story to tell her friends the next day

look I know we're all discussing the absolute cringe of the post and the weird lil guy in a jar, but also wtaf is this book.

OH MY JOD
- the navajo owned sore joint rub probably does slap but it's extremely funny to me that it is dead center in that photo with a bunch of various generic looking ones
- I really really hope she swiped some of that massage oil before cutting him off so she could at least get something of use out of this mortifying ordeal

These internet liberals waste their six figure salaries on the ugliest merchandise imaginable.

They should learn basic economics smh my head

https://twitter.com/ConLaw60654/status/1770247245855637544

Someone did dodge a bullet for sure

Be prepared for nuclear grade cringe in the comments

I would not publicly announce my grandfather was a Chetnik, but that's just me.
- I doubt he even knows what that means. These NAFO dorks probably pick a socialist country at random to claim they were "born in" and were heavily oppressed by the evil commies in. They don't even check the wikipedia articles on them most likely, just google maps to find locations. At this point I'm more convinced that anyone who claims to have escaped "communist oppression" on the internet is just lying about it, because they're used to talking to liberals who will believe anyone who claims to have been from a place as being an expert on that place by default.
- Need for the pit

This girl went and joined the Essence of Time militia after.

Why do these types ALL have this exact same damn profile picture?!

The representation of a NAFO "Fella" is a Shiba Inu dog (based on the Doge meme), often used as an avatar and sometimes described as a "cartoon dog", or a "group of Shiba Inu soldiers".
They're fascists.
All of these people are the same people that previously used to use the pepe frog as their dogwhistle to one another. Now they use a chibi shiba inu.
- Fascists do be conforming
They actually pay money to the Georgian war crime mercenary outfit to get those pfp's. I'm not kidding you, look at the links in my other post in this thread.
- lmao

o no. its a JAR.

Also that name is familiar, I think he actually reported me for ban evasion one time after I sent him death threats.

RIP "Hamas Rocket (with emojis making a burning Isisraeli flag)" with like 700 tweets, lmao.

It's been funny reading this thread and seeing some hexbears that are just now having the misfortune of being exposed to the

that is NAFO for the first time.

In the newsmega we've been coping with the

by dunking on them for 2 years now.

I saw it before but I always thought it meant "North Atlantic Fascist Organization" and that it was just the Maoist Standard English term for NATO.
- hmm I think MSE for NATO is "Nazi Arming Terrorist Organization"
- Same, I thought it was like saying IOF instead of IDF
- Wtf my whole life has been a lie...

I thought bumble was a gay dating app

There's too many fucking dating apps, god damn

If this was the 1880s the IWW would be making its own publicly owned and operated dating app that would make all of these obsolete by 1) not being filled with bots and 2) not charging you money for shit

It's wild hearing that tinder charges you for right swipes or left pr whatever is the good swipe. I haven't used tinder in 10 years but the only strategy that made sense was to just swipe left on everybody so i could pay attention to the people that actually liked me. If I had to pick and choose I would literally have never met my partner because the odds of us both swiping left on each other, if that's limited, would have been so vanishingly low

he has a fucking jar

Are most NAFOs privileged middle class first worlders, I wonder?

Fairly sure most are sock puppet accounts operated by privileged middle class first worlders.