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Hello fellow zoomers, as you can see I have no hat on, for real for real
  • I fully recognize this is the equivalent of boomers and x'ers cringe posting about millenials slang, but now I understand it was indeed we who were cringe. Taking the piss out of the youth is fun.

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  • Frenchie talking about smell now, eh? That's not winning territory for you cheese munching frogophiles!

  • How Can This Country Possibly Be Electing Trump Again?
  • They're not even pretending to pander like they usually do. There's no gestures at minimum wage increases, there's no promises about making homes more affordable or bringing down cost of living generally, who has even heard about healthcare reform since 2021?

    We're dying young and poor and they're telling us to "be grateful for it, or else!" Or else what?! The largest orangest adult son will embarrass the bourgeoisie to their cultured European friends? Who gives a shit?! Couldn't triangulate a worse position if you tried.

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  • Pictured: anglo eating spicy food

  • the tank was hamas
  • Copy pasta that shit if you like. Spam it at zionists and tell them you have photographic proof but it's just a link to PPB ppb-gigachad

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  • I can't even imagine what that sounds like

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  • pooh-wtf there's a joke in here somewhere

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  • don't worry, i got their ass elsewhere in this thread

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  • Lmao right? It's a "Qwua" sound and it does weird things to the mouth

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  • "That's a nice pipeline ya got there pardner. Shame if something happened to it biden-harbinger "

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  • oh don't worry, we hate the anglos too don't get us started about their inferior brain pans that predispose them to spice intolerance and war crimes

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    Posting IS praxis and this is a solidarity thread with the freedom fighters of New Caledonia

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    the tank was hamas
  • I bring my A game to the sickos here on hexbear. Many people think that's a mistake, but I don't know how to stop at this point.

  • the tank was hamas
  • The cum extraction team was absolutely devastated. They had to pull one man out and decommission him for trauma as he was up to his elbows in viscera, fruitlessly trying to jack off a nearly unrecognizable mound of flesh.

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  • Gg no re crab-party

  • "I can stay homeless longer than the market can stay irrational" buddy, I've got bad news for you...

    chef's kiss levels of layered irony here.

    A)The market distributing housing based on gambling instead of need is irrational

    B) still believing TSLA will somehow redeem itself instead of continuing to slowly unravel like a cheap coat is irrational

    C) preferring homelessness to losing investment positions already massively losing value is irrational, literally sunk cost fallacy, but HODL my dude 🦍💎👏🤑

    D) if we ignore the insane predatory distribution of housing as a moral issue and accept this bizzaro world distribution system as it is, YOU'RE THE MARKET ASSHOLE. THE ONLY REASON TSLA EVER GOT SO HIGH WAS BECAUSE OF IRRATIONAL MANIACS LIKE YOU ENDLESSLY PROPAGANDIZING MUSK, SOY FACING WHILE LICKING HIS BOOTS AND CONVINCING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO SO THE SAME. YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. THIS IS THE MARKET ACTUALLY CORRECTING FOR A GODDAMN CHANGE, AND YOUR RESPONSE IS TO DOUBLE DOWN? YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BEFORE THE MARKET WILL EVER BE RATIONAL, BECAUSE MARKETS DON'T MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS, AND YOU'RE A MORTAL LITTLE SPECK OF EMBODIED HUMAN CAPITAL AND WHEN THE MACHINE HAS NO USE FOR YOU IT WILL DISCARD YOU WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LINE MUST GO UP.

    E) living in a Tesla is a terrible decision. You can buy a good minivan for less than $5000 Dollars and do a no build camper build in it for much better quality of life. Link for comrades who might genuinely need it--i know I might in the near future !pain https://youtu.be/25VBk8AOqRQ?si=mfyXb8YfPP69ne6-

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    I'm glad our translation books are covering the full range of human experience

    If you are too horny to speak, please use the appropriate gestures when turning yourself in to the volcel police

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    Making the "$5 dollar footlong" jingle is psychological violence in a capitalist society with established patterns of inflation.

    Yeah, I've still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

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    Facebook marketplace knows my hearts desires

    Why yes, I do want to buy a $50 pencil sketch of Jason Momoa from a guy with a punisher profile picture. This is how we beat AI.

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