Trump claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it in 2024. What are we changing the name to?
Trump claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it in 2024. What are we changing the name to?
Donald Trump seemed to allude to sites honoring historical figures that had been renamed. But there have been no moves to change Pennsylvania's name.
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Whatever has the most upbears wins
WOKEsylGAYnia
94 0 ReplyThat already exists but in Romania
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Transylvania
79 0 ReplyFrank-n-Furter for Governor
29 0 ReplyThere is a spectre haunting Pennsylvania
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BajaBlastopia
52 0 ReplyThey should name it "California 2" to get the chuds really riled up
51 0 ReplyThe new capital will be California, home of the State's* flagship university "California University of
PennsylvaniaCalifornia 2."*we're also doing away with "Commonwealth"
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Castlevania
47 0 ReplyDodging all the Medusa heads on my way yo work only to fall through the stairs on the way in
17 0 ReplyBowling over old ladies as I backdash my way down the sidewalk
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Pike county is part of the New York metro-id area
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Statey McStateface
45 0 Replyanybody who doesn't agree to renaming their state this should get the
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Its true I'm changing the name to pennsylgaynia
37 0 ReplyBoybortion is legal in Pennsylgaynia
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Israel
31 0 ReplyWawakanda
31 0 ReplyNo that's for florida
10 0 ReplyThere will be a civil war between Wawakanda and Sheetzistan.
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Pencilvania
29 0 ReplyNew Stalin (New York to the north and New Jersey to the east, let's keep up the theme here.)
Capitol city will be renamed to Fazbeargrad.
29 0 ReplyEast East Palestine
28 0 ReplyWorker's Commonwealth of Greater Pennsylvania. We're annexing New Jersey.
26 0 ReplyNorth Maryland.
26 0 ReplyPenislovenia
25 0 ReplyPen15sylvania69420
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22 0 Replymegalomania
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21 0 ReplyNonbibary
19 0 ReplyWoke
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Pennsatucky
20 0 ReplyPenisvania
19 0 ReplyPeePeePooPoosylvania
18 0 ReplyOnly one person saying Poopsylvania smdh
17 0 ReplyThe Glands
16 0 ReplyThe Court of the Crimson King
16 0 ReplyPennpapersylvania, its an idylic woodland where people play tabletop rpgs in an appropriately ambient setting
15 0 ReplyThey should just rename all the states after Black Sabbath songs.
15 0 ReplyNone of the states are cool enough for that.
11 0 ReplyI'm.hopimg they'll live up to it. I feel like the French people swamp states have earned it by being where riffs were invented.
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Penisvania
15 0 ReplyEast Ohio.
15 0 ReplyWilliamsylvania
14 0 ReplyNew Israel
14 0 ReplyMensylvania and its just for the fellas
13 0 ReplyShmiscuitopia
13 0 ReplyPA, like everyone who lives there calls it in day to day conversation.
12 0 ReplyVagnoria
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11 0 ReplyPencilvania
11 0 ReplyThe Armpit Of AmeriKKKa
11 0 ReplyYugoslavia
11 0 ReplyCastlevania
11 0 ReplyYinnzburg
11 0 ReplyTheGirlReadingThisVania
11 0 ReplyHillary Rodham Clinton
11 0 ReplyPenysvania
11 0 ReplyName it Franklin so we piss off the folks in East Tennessee.
9 0 ReplyHunter
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Bonerland?
9 0 ReplyLiteral tweaker shit.
8 0 ReplyI'd be down to call it that but I don't think the residents of PA would be happy.
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Pepesylvia
8 0 ReplyJohnBrownsylvania
8 0 ReplyThe state of poo poo pee pee
7 0 ReplyBrandonland
7 0 ReplyPetoria
7 0 ReplyPensey McPennsylvaniaFace
7 0 ReplyPenn&teller-sylvania
7 0 ReplyPennsylvany McPennsylvaniaFace
7 0 ReplyDragon Ball Zealand
7 0 ReplyButtsylvania
6 0 ReplyOk Google
6 0 ReplyPence’s Land
5 0 ReplyPenisveinya
5 0 ReplyThe Rektangle
5 0 ReplyDowngrade it to “Commonwealth of Pennsylvania”, that’ll show ‘em…
5 0 ReplySantorum
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5 0 ReplyAdolf Hitler's state for friendship and tolerance
4 0 ReplySouth Canada
4 0 ReplyCum
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3 0 ReplyWe're just gonna change the I to an E to maximize the amount of subtle fury across the nation
3 0 Reply"Home state of Rocky Balboa formerly known as Pennsylvania"
2 0 ReplyPencilvania, obviously
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