i thought i was just selling premium luxury cardboard boxes handcrafted in a japanese hot spring town how the fuck was i supposed to know there was fentanyl in them
(
ooOOoOoh I’m younger than TES Oblivion oOOooh)
MIRACLES ARE REAL, MOTHERFUCKERS
Where will YOU be for the inauguration of Laura Ebke⁉️
Brief flash-forward hypothesis: if Kamala wins some guy’s gonna try to pull a 9/11 on the vote certification with his learjet but will undershoot and crash onto the sidewalk around the jefferson memorial instead
She definitely is though I thought, NH is blue by like +9 points right now iirc
A 270-268 outcome is the closest you can get without an outright tie (which would get broken up by each state’s house delegation getting one vote because death to amerikkka)
the year is 2027
newsrooms have come to the consensus that the only way to protect Українська culture against russian aggression is to stop translating the language entirely and teach cyrillic to thousands of writers
the last troops (split about 50/50 between balding 50yo skinhead volunteers and depressed conscripts fresh out of high school) are crossing the Дніпро into Київ
president Залу́жний (who presided over the unprecedented (TACTICAL) retreat of Українська forces after their
collapse of organizationbrief pause on directives being ordered after Зеленський handed over power to him after being negotiated to take a break from his job by 2-3 infantry brigades) is live on tv, drunk off of chardonnay (purchased via money he obtained from selling surplus artillery to Netanyahu's Legitimate Government In Jerusalem (he cryptically told him he was "one of the good ones", deemed by newsroom consensus to be a folksy Українська statement and nothing deeper))
Залу́жний is probably talking about "the nukes being back" as he gives a thick slap to an irbm
I can't tell though because this dorky asshole commentator is telling me that "Ми зробимо Росію схожою на Юкка Флетс, лайно ти" has too many sociocultural connotations exclusive to the Українська language that it can't be directly translated to english
not anymore, he literally just fired the lady who votes for argentina at the un right after this vote lmao
BUZZ-kill.tends to be consistent with Gen alpha people who have given politics any serious thought, and tend to be…NAFOy
generic centrist vibes-based hawkism is like the stem cell of what ideology an american develops into as far as ive seen (I was there up until i was abt 10yo, and that was even while i started becoming a politics nerd)
CAUCASIANS AREN’T WHITE, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
from what i've heard its all 60yo party veterans who just joined because they were mad kennedy wasn't able to beat carter in the 1980 primaries
So what I'm getting from the latest elections (clarify if i missed anything) is that
- Georgia's generic regional post-soviet center-right big tent party kept its majority but also was possibly pulling nixon shit but also going up against an opposition that desperately wants to pull another color revolution with a little cia moolah, too much of a mess for me to sort out
- LDP got fucked as we all know, afaik it'll be succeeded by a coalition between the half-dozen center-left parties and center-right libertarian Osakans
- Bulgaria elected basically the exact same parliament as last time, the bitter rivalries the three identical center-right parties and their justified reluctance to team up with the four fascist parties means they're gonna have to do this again in a few months, one must imagine sisyphus happy etc
- Despite the loss of their most hitlerite faction, the lithuanian succdems are able to keep their coalition with two(?!) agrarian conservative succdem parties
- Demsocs seem likely to win the Uruguayan presidency but we've gotta wait another month for the second round
- Uzbekistan had elections too but all the parties were on good enough terms with their own generic regional post-soviet center-right big tent party for no one to care
uruguayan, japanese, AND bulgarian elections are all today holy shit
HUGE day for multifandom enjoyers
Idk but i think you’d like those bottle cap candies
Kelly celebratory slop for Weird Al’s birthday 
!ypg-brace never talk without a lawyer
Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts
RED ALERT:
The dawning of either the Kamala Era or the resumption of the Trump Era brings closure to Jokerified Snufkin's role as my pfp on every site.
Whether the next era jolts the Amerikkkan left out of its post-Bernie slump or not is yet to be known- but its arrival is great for Snufkin here, who's already seen enough over the past half of a decade. I sent him off with 70 million reminbi and a ticket to head back to Naantali.
I'm probably gonna tuck him in my banner now in some form or another. He's not dead, this isn't a funeral, all this post serves as is a celebration of his long service.
In his stead, I have appointed This Girl from Psychopomp (its completely free and takes like about an hour to play through, highly recommend): !
Her ascension to pfp is effective by midnight EDT. Wish her luck.
Fanart is by Syurii22.
Toyosatomimi no Miko is a character in the Touhou Project series introduced in its 13th installment, Ten Desires.
Miko was once Prince Shoutoku, a Japanese leader in the 600s known for promoting Buddhism and streamlining the Japanese government. In the Touhou lore, she was visited by Taoist hermit Seiga Kaku, who had heard about Miko’s longing for immortality. Seiga introduced her to Taoism, but she rejected it as a religion unfit for placating an entire country. She was intrigued by its promise of immortality, however, and privately converted to it, advocating for Buddhism to keep Japan stable. After drinking an “immortality elixir” (mercury sulfide), however, she was forced to let go of her body and become a supernatural hermit like Seiga, notably taking on the form of a woman, making her a canonically trans character (!lets-fucking-go).
After convincing a hermit from a rival clan (Mononobe no Futo) to sleep without decaying, Miko followed in suit, waiting for a time where a Taoist Japan would revive her in search of guidance. However, Buddhist monks were able to keep her mausoleum sealed, and the legends surrounding her were slowly brushed off- which led to her transportation into Gensokyo, where the folklore of old is a reality of everyday life.
When she awoke in Gensokyo, it was right after Buddhist monk Byakuren Hijiri opened her own temple, however, leading to a surge of divine spirits across the realm, setting up the events of Ten Desires.
What look like headphones on her are canonically earmuffs- Shoutoku was allegedly able to discern between ten questions asked at once, an ability carried by Miko (although with her enhanced abilities, she can also analyze each person and determine their inner desires (thus the title of the game))- although it means her hearing is highly sensitive and has to be muffled to prevent pain.
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If I was in charge of The Regime I’d have trouble convincing myself to not keep the libertarian party around as !twisted twisted !twisted jesters for the masses
(It can’t be the prohibition party btw because I already have plans for it- it’d be so easy to get 20 of yall to go to their next convention in some Best Western in Gainesville probably and nominate one of us)
In a letter to Ohio’s Democratic Party chair, Secretary of State Frank LaRose warns that the Democratic National Convention will take place after a state deadline to declare a candidate.
[insert Skibidi Pomni Ohio Gyatt Rizz joke here]
Basically they’ll only certify a candidate if they’re officially nominated by August 7 and the DNC only starts on the 19th lol
RFK’s gonna get second place in a state let’s gooo !agony-wholesome
Imagining their police handing this out at SeaTac like that mid-70s NYC Fear City pamphlet so that they can convince the mayor to buy them newer M4s somehow
Famiclone, Bootleg consoles, Nintendo, Megadrive and Atari clones.
!xinternet not now babe, 4 hour vid abt how fucked sm64’s code is just dropped
They grow up so fast !wholesome
Nothing else has its anniversary today. Just this. Ignore the haters (you know the ones).
i had the idea at like 2:35 am and couldnt just let it die
i would post it to badposting but i wont, cause my posts are good
WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net - Bi / Genderfluid tomboyfemboy butchtwink thing / Autistic
- I like Touhou, Machine Girl, and diners with those stained foam roof tiles
- South Carolinian !sunny-breakdown
