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The Marxists were hiding and infiltrating our government at all levels for decades. They've weaponized their Marxist judges to imprison Trump.

  • It's true, we fan't beat them

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    This has been bothering me since 2020. Millennials and Zoomers on Hexbear: without googling, do you know who Alfred E. Neuman is?

  • I didn't know who Alfred E Neuman was until the Buttigieg thing. Not sure i knew what Mad Magazine was either. Am 25

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    Cant believe he did an anti-semitism.

  • Heartbreaking, &c.

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    [developing live feed] Slovak PM in hospital after being shot in assassination attempt

  • I mean it kinda is under their bed, if they look down at a bit of an angle

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    When do you like to eat the banana?

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    AI yearbook lol. such good and helpful technology thank god we have it.

  • Big Chunus

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    How would you fare????
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      1. Hillary Clinton
      1. Meryl Streep
      1. Michelle Obama
      1. Rosa Luxemburg
      1. Flora Tristan [French-Peruvian writer and socialist activist]
      1. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
      1. Ilhan Omar
      1. Rashida Tlaib
      1. Marine LePen [sic: Le Pen]
      1. Margaret Thatcher
      1. Liz Truss [fmr. PM of the UK]
      1. Theresa May
      1. Mother Theresa [sic: Teresa]
      1. Amy Schumer
      1. Olivia Wilde
      1. Giorgia Melone [sic: Meloni] [PM of Italy]
      1. Melania Trump
      1. Dr Jill Biden
      1. Janet Yellen [U.S. Sec. of the Treasury, fmr. Fed chair]
      1. Chelsea Manning
      1. Marie-Antoinette
      1. Mary Queen of Scots
      1. Ada Lovelace [English mathematician]
      1. Harriet Tubman
      1. Cori Bush [U.S. Representative]
      1. Ayanna Pressley
      1. Janet Mills [Governor of Maine]
      1. Susan Collins [U.S. Senator]
      1. Marsha Blackburn [U.S. Senator]
      1. Catherine de Medici [fmr. Queen of France]
      1. Catherine the Great [fmr. Empress of Russia]
      1. Eleanor Roosevelt
      1. Roseanne [sic: RoseAnn] DeMoro [fmr. National Nurses United director]
      1. Rosalynn Carter
      1. Ivana Trump
      1. Ivanka Trump
      1. Nancy Reagan

    ❌❌❌ 38. Jane Adams (thinking of fmr. first lady Abigail Adams, possibly mixed up with ACLU co-founder Jane Addams)

      1. Martha Stewart
      1. Mariella [sic: Mariela] Castro (Cuban LGBT rights ativist)
      1. Chelsea Clinton
      1. Marjorie Taylor Greene
      1. Imelda Marcos [fmr. First Lady of the Philippines]
      1. Christine [sic: Cristina] Fernandez de Kirchner [fmr. First Lady, fmr. President, and fmr. VP of Argentina]
      1. Christine Lagarde [President of European Central Bank]
      1. Maxine Waters [U.S. Representative]
      1. Jane Sanders
      1. Hou Yifan [chess player]
      1. Caitlin Clarke [sic: Clark]
      1. Beyoncé
      1. Lady Gaga
      1. Marianne Williamson
      1. Judit Polgar [chess player]
      1. Natalie Wynn [youtuber, AKA ContraPoints]
      1. Abby Thorn [youtuber, AKA PhilosophyTube]
      1. Luna Oi [Vietnamese youtuber]
      1. Aliyah Edwards [basketball player]
      1. Angel Reese [basketball player]
      1. Paige Bueckers [basketball player]
      1. Diana Taurasi [basketball player]
      1. Nikki Haley
      1. Kamala Harris
      1. Amy Klobuchar
      1. Sarah Ruhl [American playwright]
      1. Caryl Churchill [English playwright]
      1. Martha Washington
      1. Tulsi Gabbard
      1. Ana-Maria Avram [Romanian composer]
      1. Lisa Murkowski [US Senator]
      1. Kirsten [sic: Kristen] Stewart
      1. Kirsten [sic: Kyrsten] Sinema
      1. Emma Goldman
      1. Hannah Arendt [German-American political theorist]
      1. Ayn Rand
      1. Susan B. Anthony
      1. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
      1. Emma Stone
      1. Joanne [JK] Rowling
      1. Clara Schumann
      1. Geraldine Ferraro [fmr. nominee for US VP]
      1. Jane Fonda
      1. Joan of Arc

    ❌❌❌ 83. Kelsey Grammer [American actor, not a woman]

      1. Amber A-Lee Frost [amber]
      1. Amber Rollo [comedian, Matt Christman's wife]
      1. Liz Franczak [TrueAnon]
      1. Cleopatra
      1. Queen Liluokalani [sic: Lili'uokalani] [fmr. Queen of Hawaii]
      1. Chellie Pingree [U.S. Representative]
      1. Jane Austen
      1. Mary Shelley
      1. Rosalynn [sic: Rosalind] Franklin [British chemist]
      1. Marie Curie
      1. Mary Todd Lincoln
      1. Jacquelyn [sic: Jacqueline] Kennedy
      1. Sally Ride
      1. Rebecca Clark [sic: Clarke] [British composer and violist]
      1. Ursula K. LeGuin [sic: Le Guin]
      1. Angela Merkel
      1. Ursula Vonderleien [sic: von der Leyen] [President of the European Commission]

    ⏱33.5 min

      1. Nicole [sic: Nicola] Sturgeon [fmr. leader of Scottish National Party]
      1. Kim Kardashian
      1. Lana Wachowski
      1. Lily [sic: Lilly] Wachowski

    ⏱36.5 min

      1. Queen Elizabeth
      1. Queen Victoria
      1. Ghislaine Maxwell
      1. Jenny von Westphalen [wife of Karl Marx]
      1. Arianna [sic: Ariana] Grande
      1. Emily Dickinson

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    The only valid criticism of Marx as a philosopher must be that he was too involved in human affairs

  • Karl Marx is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself

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    Is Hexbear frying?

  • matt-grillin

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    r/neoliberal is horrified about PoCs discussing colonialism

  • It is getting genuinely scary, I am pretty sure that if a politician was attacked or killed

    Oh no, not the politicians!

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    is democracy actually good? what would some alternatives be?

  • In keeping with the benevolent scientist theme, we could have an academic institution tasked with translating constituent opinions into selections of philosopher kings. Maybe it could be called something like "Election College"

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    Why does my body do this. Is it stupid?

  • What? So you're telling me that if I'm not focusing MY ENTIRE MENTAL ENERGY into thinking about the fact that I am currently eating or drinking something, I'm gonna choke and probably die or something?

    It's just like this: Me drinking water: "Yes this is a nice cup of water and I am relaxed hmmmm I think I will let my mind wander a bit while I relax drinking this water. Maybe I can think abou-" CHOKES AND FUCKING DIES

    Like come the fuck on why is the human body like this. You should be able to fucking tell if something's going down my throat. You do so many other things automatically WHY DO YOU NEED ME TO DEDICATE MY THOUGHTS TO DRINKING/EATING TO MAKE THINGS GO DOWN THROAT WITHOUT KILLING ME GOD DAMMIT

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    It’s been 3 years since the Biden Junta took over America and criminalized being a white male. There’s not a single white man on TV, music, or video games. How do you survive this genocide bros?

  • Yeah, it's real tough for us out there these days. The nice thing about being white though is it provides great camouflage during the winter. You just gotta strip nekkid for 3 months a year and the PC Police will never find you. You're on your own the other 9 mos., but that's a 1/4 of your life figured out right there.

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    Pizza Tower is just so peak

  • holy shit spongebob grew to the size of his whole house

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    I am totally a CIA agent, HexBear is under investigation for... stuff! All you commies need to give me a shoebox will all your money in it now or you're totally going to Gitmo!

  • i have my shoebox ready, can you give me ur home address so i can ship it to you

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    Least cumbrained AI enthusiast: "OpenAI should really allow people to make as much porn as possible with Sora. It's the right thing to do."

  • dprk-soldier except naked

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    Nikki Haley Claims You Become '17% More Anti-Semitic' Every Time You Watch 30 Minutes of TikTok Per Day

  • Assume a basal antisemitism level of 1.0. For Haley's statement to hold, we further assume that antisemitism must be continuously compounded such that the TikToker's antisemitism level is always 1.17 times its level from 1/2 hr of TikTok time ago. It follows, then, that the viewer's antisemitism level y after x hours of watching TikTok will be given by

    y = yi e2xln(1.17)

    where yi is the initial antisemitism level. So, assuming 1.0 as our baseline, antisemitism grows over time according to the following graph:

    Note the table at left which gives the resulting antisemitism level vs. baseline for 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mo, and 1 yr of TikTok viewing time respectively. Whence we can see that after just 1 month of viewtime the TikToker's degree of antisemitism will have multiplied by about a third of a googol, and by 1 yr will be practically infinite.

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    Trump claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it in 2024. What are we changing the name to?

  • anybody who doesn't agree to renaming their state this should get the barbara-pit

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    Let's all give it up for the President of Mexico

  • Leaves open the Egyptian presidency for guaido

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    Shutout to all the white people on the site. All the hate your have received is being countered in exact equal opposite by the mass of love I'm sending you via these words and DMs once I work up the..

  • I have a better win percentage with black because I just sit back in the Pirc and deal with whatever gets thrown at me. Can't handle the burden of initiative with white lol

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    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a proletarian fable

    A reindeer with a RED nose rises from his low social standing by drawing on his unique talents. But instead of pursuing personal aggrandizement he gives according to his ability and in so doing becomes the literal vanguard of an egalitarian project to distribute wealth to all the good little boys girls and enbies of earth on the basis of need, against all notions of capitalist rationality. He casts a bright red light serving as a shining example for all good comrades to follow !Care-Comrade

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    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her] @hexbear.net
    Obama but he's taking a victory lap after defeating hegemonic neoliberalism

    Uhh let me pee here

    !bathroom

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    science @hexbear.net 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her] @hexbear.net
    NYTimes - The Harvard Professor and the Bloggers - Data Falsification in Behavioral Science
    www.nytimes.com /2023/09/30/business/the-harvard-professor-and-the-bloggers.html
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    Found this a bit of an interesting rabbit hole. Archive link: https://archive.ph/NHCjE

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    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her] @hexbear.net
    Yale Students Got a Terrifying Message. From the Campus Police. (NY Times)

    >As he pulled his luggage through downtown New Haven, Conn., a woman handed him a flier describing his new city as crime-ridden and dangerous. It listed alarming local crime statistics and instructed students to “remain on campus,” “avoid public transportation” and “stay off the streets after 8 p.m.” Illustrated with a picture of the Grim Reaper, the flier wished students an ominous “Good luck.” > >But perhaps most jarring was the source of the flier, listed plainly in its text: the union that represents Yale’s own campus police.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/25/nyregion/yale-police-fliers.html

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