What kind of person do you think the Trump shooter is? Wrong guesses only.
What kind of person do you think the Trump shooter is? Wrong guesses only.
You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right.
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A wine mom with resting bitch face at the ready and a .22 with a water bottle on the end who's had enough of Mango Musolini
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Box wine suppressor
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some weird qanon person who has dug themselves so deep that they think the only way to bring about the storm is to sacrifice trump
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Or even weirder, to sacrifice themself for Trump.
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UlyssesT
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The legend has passed beyond hexbear users. Dang
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Don't accuse my boy of missing
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Somebody that actually went to the range.
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She lost to him yet again smh. -
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A 'Dry Boy' if you will...
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Alec Baldwin
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damint
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It was Jodie Foster to try and impress John Hinkley Jr.
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he was not known to the fbi
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Shinzo Abe. He wasn't really killed. He went underground to train for one last mission. Which he botched
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r/TrueAnon power poster
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A Nazi who's pissed off that Trump doesn't want to give shitloads of money to Ukraine.
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where was the zelensky press conference?
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One of the Lemmy vote libs realised they can't convince the left to vote so they took matters in to their own hands
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Yet to deserve his given name...
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Time traveler sent to kill Doidld Tyatsmr but went too far back and shot the wrong guy
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Contrapoints
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Natalie Lose -
This would be the funniest
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Don Jr. trying to take his dad's attention back from Barron
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Tiedrich
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Bit Idea: the movie Predestination but it's actually Trump attempting to assassinate himself.
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A MAGA supporter that's jealous that BlueMAGA has a candidate on the verge of death and wanted to take matters into their own hands.
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The ghost of Leon Czolgosz possessing the body of a never-Trump Republican
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It was me
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Have fun with the doorkickers for this post
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I will
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His son, the one he forgets he has, found some of those party poppers with the confetti and cardboard disks and started playing with them nearby, hoping to win his distant father's attention if he was perceived as celebrating hard enough.
One of the carboard disks caught the wind and gave him a papercut.
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The Silver Legion
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nate seething that his projections were wrong yet again
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Keir Starmer (he's a spy and was/is in the States)
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Guy wasn't shooting at Trump; the guy behind Trump fucked the shooter's wife. And damn it, he nailed that guy.
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An aged Jam band guy from the Southern tier of New York. Probably started a web store selling dried mushrooms and is now the millionaire next door type with a cabin on the finger lakes. He met his wife at Cornell and they have a daughter who moved West so it's just the two of them and their Corgi named Winston.
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Wrong answers. This isn't a bad guess
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It's literally just John Hinckley again
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There was no shooter. Due to climate change, the increased median ambient temperature in Butler, PA reached a high enough point that it caused a chambered round in a spectator's Ruger 10/22 to spontaneously combust and propel itself at Trump's ear. The outgas from the exploding round caused the semi-auto action to chamber the next round in the magazine, which also spontaneously combusted and propelled itself out of the barrel, and so on and so forth.
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Ukrainian and Azov Battalion member protecting the future of his country.
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Lee Harvey Oswald, risen from the grave.
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Jeff Tiedrich's brain broke after the debate and it's the only thing he could think to do.
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Welcome aboard, comrade Jeff.
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"It was not an assassination attempt. I was deer hunting. Yes, I am guilty of doing it out of season but..." - Bernie.
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It was the missing bullet from the JFK assassination that went through a portal through time to hit Trump.
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Ukrainian
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Don't even type that
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A cop who bent over and had his gun fall on the ground.
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"I told you not to miss! Was I not Pokemon Crystal clear about that?"
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Barron's been training his whole life to take down the Trump crime cartel from the inside
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Explains the aim
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Trump shot first. This was an act of self defense.
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Jeff Tiedrich snapped
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Mystique disguised as Gambit.
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No it was Nightcrawler
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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Someone who decided life was too boring and decided to do that for fun.
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A investment portfolio specialist from the Bay Area. Has a substack about the mueller investigation that was updated as late as last week.
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One of trump’s secret service who is so sick of his job but knows the only way out is his death.
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Rosie finally had enough
Alternatively: Mike Pence
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Q
It's all part of the plan
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Radical liberal
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Motherfucker was Woke CRT Antifa and we all know it!
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he's Ruzziun
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Trump got shot??? Wow. You're telling me this for the first time
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Pinkerton with an Atari logo tattoo
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Just realized I don't have an Atari tattoo
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Johnny Harris
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Baldwin wouldn't have missed.
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SOMEONE SAID IT BEFORE I DID I QUIT I HATE THIS PLACE
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What if it was your mom?
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What if it was Felix Biederman?
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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Larry "Pixy" Foulke
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John Hinkley Jr just can't shoot straight to save his life
nah, this time jodi foster did it to impress him
I can't either; I only shoot gay.