BARRY! BARRY LOOK OUT THAT SHAMBLER IS GOING TO GET YOU! IT HUNGERS FOR THE FLESH OF THE LIVING BARRY!
I'm probably going to Mexico to get the rest of my wisdom teeth and a rotten molar pulled because even with a plane ticket and hotel I'd be saving around two grand for what is maybe a hour long procedure.
Didn't have to scroll far for "Not voting for Biden is a vote for Trump" 
It's only illegal in a handful of states and cities, have to assume that Purdue lobbyists have gotten worried it might impact profit margins.
Different plane of existence, he is on deaths door in all timelines.
People who are part of the solution usually get thrown in prison or assassinated around here.
This is what I imagine the devils of the Nine Hells would sound like while talking about how their lord fared against the demons of the Abyss.
I would break you over my knee old man. Even the worm could kick your ass.
I need a permit for these guns, you want a pushup contest give me a call.
I mean that pales in comparison to pressuring Oxford to not make their Covid vaccine open source. Dude has rivers of blood running through his hands.
I'm not sure, there would have been a lot more stories of her handlers wheeling her away before she started talking like it was the 1950s and reports of her speaking to marble busts like an old friend.
Fuck you. I will not stand idly by and have someone bad mouth my worms.
It's been known for years that he had an alt account on Twitter that went private as soon as it got out that he was liking posts of loli porn. There are also chat logs of a woman he sexually harassed with a message that says something along the lines of "You do look like a loli".
But yeah in a stream several months ago he accidentally let a porn folder show up on his screen that had loli and beastiality stuff in it.
Lmao they hid the comments from people not following the sub 
They've been making excuses for his behavior for years, like there are collections of him rationalizing how there being no ethical consumption under capitalism means it's totally fine to view CP and his cultists always have rehearsed replies of "That's not what happened, if it happened it wasn't that bad, if it was that bad he apologized for it and it happened a whole two years ago so you need to stop bringing it up."
It will automatically spit out the designs for a warp drive.
Dual aneurysm and the people desperate to run in 2028 begin eating their still warm corpses to absorb their power.
Mike Johnson personally bankrolled this and was among the first to enroll himself and his son.
Biden camp hits out at viral videos that have been seized on as evidence of US president’s frailty.
WH PR ghouls are basically Vaushites screaming "cOnTeXt!!" at this point. We saw the video Jack, the sun downing was in full effect.
You had to click on the audio file to to hear each comment but everyone was a mumbler, so they allowed a closed caption text box that everyone used with 1 second of audio static.
Some Parisians are talking about defecating in the city's famous river on the day politicians plan to swim in the waterway, where efforts to improve the water quality have been made.
Now this is a shit post.
The worms will show you this is what the world truly looks like.
What does Hexbear think that brainworm.com should focus on?
It winds around the hot heart of our home country. It winds around every infinitesimal loop of genetic information. It provokes a shuddering series of cataclysms in the planetary crust of our nation, but when our star grows cold, that cataclysm will warm us. We understand so much more. We will always be what we were going to be, wound tight in the love of the Worm.
Embrace the worm pool. Embrace freedom.
You will not be allowed to cook it. It's epic bacon time.
O-oh god they're trying to make me do things... horrible things... god no.
