He's fired

... I just can't stand having to breathe weed smoke all day. Puffing on fat doinks in public is worse than cigarettes.

I think my list of least dangerous to most dangerous is Blackbear, fellow hiker man, Grizzly Bear, man in woods not hiking, and man who owns property next to said hiking trail.

No, please no more unfamiliar people hiking in the woods. Especially folks arguing about stuff like this. The two most dangerous things in the woods are sprained joints or broken bones from an accidental fall and being exposed to extreme weather.

That was the first thought that crossed my mind and all I could think thereafter was, "My god, they really are blue MAGA".

I thought Obama would help me go to college and stop my parents from getting their home foreclosed.

The first thing that crossed my mind when I read this story. Lady, your daughter is suggesting that a very cool thing happen to your partner.

My buddy uses his 3D printer to make figurines and organizers for board games. That's the best use I've seen from them.

I'm reminded of the old days of Chapo when everyone celebrated the first time news outlets accused Bernie of being a communist instead of a socialist.

My username was too long. You could say the mods have been my oppressors since before I even joined.

Lamee as shit take, but NBA gametime is my only streaming app right, 15 bucks a month for the season is worth it especially if you aren't in your home teams region. I get to watch my wolves 2-3 nights a week and they're is usually a good game on the nights they aren't playing.

Also shoutout to secondhand wool shirts off eBay, I look for Pendleton or Woolrich stuff if it's made in USA.

I think my emo/hipster friends all grew up to be mostly granola types, but some of them leaned into the yuppie metropolitan lifestyle if they could afford it.

Better yet, someone would report them for being terminated for cause therefore disenfranchising them. They literally stated they should not be allowed to appeal, they'd be fucked.

I play disc golf and my city has a weekly random doubles league which is more focused on making friends than competition. I joined a community organization to push our local officials to fix stuff. I also try to take art classes when possible. I've done all that stuff for a year now and still only really have acquaintances or distant friends, it will take time to figure out which ones I truly feel comfortable with and can confide in. For reference most people I see at these things are 30+, those folks are slower to warm up to each other since they usually have adult commitments. I did a lot of these same activities in my 20s too and you're right it was easier to become close with people in a shorter timeframe than it is now.

Upstate New York is buzzing with excitement about the eclipse. Rochester police are worried about traffic congestion from all the folks visiting. The DEC rangers are concerned people are gonna get hurt trying to hike up mountain tops.

Reddit has gone down hill from 2016 too. I genuinely think it's just a big migration pattern from one social media platform to the next. The idiots started in YouTube comments, then Facebook around 2016, Twitter has really gotten fucked since the pandemic, and now it's moved to Reddit. It's in the same vein that chuds simply can't keep to themselves on social media, they have to feel like they're involved in the discourse.

Jager, Goldschlager, and Rumplemintz was a popular shot when I was in college. I think it was called a dead Nazi with a gold tooth.

I have always told my lib friends that no communist society could ever do away with gambling or flea markets because all the counter revolutionaries would be told to go the casino or thrift their way to prosperity if they complained.

Crazy to think this could be the 8th and final year of the Sanders admin. Would democrats be entirely different people if they didn't have to be so invested in the Trump/Biden dichotomy?

No, I am half Irish and half German descent. I spent my first 32 years in Minnesota and I plan to spend 32 years in New York in which I will perish. My headstone will read, 'Here lies @FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net, an Irish German Minnesotan New Yorker.' If you call me white you will be haunted by a poltergeist that smells like stale cigarettes and rumplemintz.