Brain worms have spread through the entire anglosphere

reactionaries are like an absurdist sketch comedy. It doesn't even matter what changes but as long as it changes they will get mad about it.

They're like little tiny babies who get scared and shid and barfe because daddy shaved his mustache off.

That English breakfast looks horrible

Its an awful representation, sausages have been incinerated and the bacon looks like it has been left under a warmer for a few hours.
- Even by English standards that looks so bad
- Even the mushrooms somehow look greasy and dry. Shit attempt.
straight up looks like coal
I was thinking the same. That's literally heartburn on a plate.
- Skill issue
I'm a highly educated expert in Breakfastology and that traditional English breakfast is racist.
Not nearly enough baked beans

it's truly remarkable how stupid everything has become

It was already stupid. 20 years ago they were complaining that Pokemon was a brainwashing plot. 50 years ago they were complaining about Beatles albums having backwards satanic messages. 100 years ago they were complaining about women riding bicycles. They were never intellectually serious at any point.
- At one point Jazz presaged decadance and the corruption of the white man or whatever

It's so embarrassing seeing the Americanization of the rest of the anglosphere.

In the 2000s I remember Amerikkka (rightfully so) being the laughingstock of the entire western world for being too CHUDDy, even for the west. Now it seems like everyone is in a bare-knuckled fight on who can be crowned the asshole nation of the world.

At least we will never have to hear about "nordic style socialism" in the future when austerity completes its Europe continental tour.
Shit was annoying.
- When that happens, we're gonna hear about how "socialism always fails" instead.

It is woke and leftist to eat a fully balanced and healthy diet with a wide variety of foods.

Nah you gotta shit yourself constantly, turn bright red, and die of heart failure in your fifties, that's the King's way

it has me wondering if she licks the lid to get every drop between sips or if she drinks like a pupper and enthusiastically licks the spout during sips

Not just the Anglosphere, the entire "garden" has gone mad. In my country one of the libertarian party's top candidates for the EU elections is running a campaign based on paper straws being bad. The far right has politicised the consumption of pork as a kind of islamophobic "praxis" and a while back a big culture war issue here was whether or not preschools should be mandated to serve pork to children.

PS: It is cute that the chuds think school food programmes are so well-funded that they can afford woke food like sushi or quinoa.

I had a paper straw recently and it was fine lmao
these snowflakes became the very thing they sought to destroy
- these snowflakes became the very thing they sought to destroy
  Seriously, I've seen thicker skin on soup.

Ian't acting like sushi is some sort of cosmopolitan foreign devil food a really '80s/'90s thing?

Do they think the parents of most elementary school kids are like 75 years old?

It's New Zealand so they're essentially still in the 90s.

how does someone whining about a paper lid even make the news i feel so bad for journalists sometimes

There was a NY Post article a couple weeks ago about a Zionist who claimed to be addicted to cheese and lost 50lbs with Ozempic.
- For a second there I thought you were going to say that the zionist thinks paper lids are now Khamas
- Oh yeah, that came up on Minion Death Cult i think

CW because Bri*ish, too

The right wing melting down over woke food and gamers melting down over video game shrinking booba are two sides of the same "freaking out over treats" coin that unify the right wing.

The only way an English breakfast would become woke is if they ate it prior to letting their dog eat it and shit it onto their plate. Seriously, if food is a universal language, then English breakfast is a slur.

I will fight you

I've had "full English breakfast" once. I've nearly puked.

I'd rather have the fucking woke food of "quinoa and sushi" than British """"food"""". And if I were a parent in those countries I'd just pack my kid with woke food.

Sad to say but I don't think there will be an anti-reactionary correction to this in time. I think this is the last wimper of "civilization" until the soil really does stop producing nutritionally dense crops.

how do you think it will play out from here on out?
- not well and i dont have any answers and I don't think i'll fare better than anyone else, if anything i'll be low resilience. There just seems to be a deeply low political will for those not already initiated. No Bernie successor and primitive accumulation of TPTB is accelerating exponentially. To sad to parse just sad enough to scream about it. Pathetic, I know I'm sorry. May god be real and be on our side. I live in Florida, man, I have nothing to actually offer.
- Record profits for insulin and semaglutide manufacturers.

Murdoch empire

I was in Savannah a few months ago and as I was walking through a square, a boomer woman behind me says to her friend “thank god they don’t charge extra for PLASTIC bags! I love Georgia because they have FULL QUALITY plastic bags!”