"The feeemale mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo."
"The feeemale mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo."
I guarantee you the sound of female laughter would shatter this mob like spun glass.
It would take one woman to say "ew gross" and they'd all crumble into dust
Not even that, the derogatory snort and turning away
"Yo, baby girl! You ever seen so much alpha in one place?"
Still haven't
This is the best bit account that's not a bit on Twitter.
That's the DC subway. Say hello to the next generation's ruling class.
My money says we're looking at the Unnamed GOP Staffers Complaining that They Can't Get Dates in DC in a Slate/Atlantic Human Interest Piece Class of 2033.
Instead of "resurfaced picture of senator in blackface" it's going to be "resurfaced clip of senator saying racial slurs in Xbox voice chat".
Nah, unless these dorks are connected, the best they're gonna get is moving up to a higher class of flunky for whatever representative or senator they get stuck under
It's weird how I always recognize it right away even though I've never even been to DC. I think it's because the architecture is very memorable (and that particular platform/station?) has been used in movies enough times that on a subconscious level it has been in my mind from when I was a boy.
this looks like every group of white teenagers but in their dad's suits
although these are literal actual children so lets maybe tone in some of the commentry here
I know these are just kids but if my kids were doing this I'd be correctly investigated for abuse
their dads are way fatter than that, the awful fit is because their suburban moms are convinced they're not done growing yet and tailoring is for ... theater kids
I am stauchly against bullying in schools except for these kids specifically.
What am I looking at? Are those sixth graders?
the kenosha murderer
A privilege of Vincent Adultmans.
These kids need to be indoctrinated into communism forcibly otherwise im just going to vote to put them in a woodchipper`
im just going to
to put them in a woodchipper`
I doubt any of these groups struggle with comprehending a level of zero.
Considering that the scientist that originally coined the concept of "alpha male" later regretted it and said the data was flawed because it was describing socially damaged wolves in brutal captivity and not a functioning wolf pack in the wild, them calling themselves "alpha" is like saying "is fine with their privileged place in a socially damaged and fucked up environment."
Clown kings are still clowns.
I mean, the picture shows what happens when you tell alienated permanently online boys they'll get status and a tradwife when they dress as if they're invited to Ben Shapiro's Bar Mitzvah and take standing lessons based on neon green lines drawn on celebrity photos, so the socially damaged captive wolves analogy is not that far off.
Yeah, with guys like this it isn't a matter of being right, it's a matter of that "knowledge" being deeply entrenched and useful.
They have Young Tory energy which is certainly not a cool/good thing
The joke writes itself.
Even by their own "alpha chad" standards these guys are complete "betas" (they don't have strong jawlines, look shorter than 6ft, and don't seem very built/muscular/lean). How tf did they think this was a win?
How tf did they think this was a win?
The clumsily-worn suits and the inherited importance.
the trust fund is out of frame
We could use this image to rehabilitate incels. "See? These are the people who consider themselves alpha. They're liars, and obviously so."
Budding mass shooters
oh wait lmao i legitimately thought one of them was rittenhouse but now im not sure, they might be a bit younger
They're cultivating mass! ...shooters
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Cringerfull.
Holup, how can one be an "Alpha Male©®™" if you're just flexing your parents money? Isn't it "Beta" to have someone else provide for you? How can you be "Alpha" and live at your parent's house? This is some real keyboard warrior shit.
How can you be an "alpha male" if the "female mind" can't recognize it?
class based analysis reveals the false gods of identity for the crass, superficial marketing, psychology ass lib brained divide and conquer bullshit it always was
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This is how the three-piece business suit dies.
This is how the three-piece business suit dies.
This is how the three-piece business suit dies.
Not with a bang, but with a bunch of wieners.
I'd normally make an edgy joke about how those wieners won't bang, but there's workarounds for the failsons of the political and economic ruling class.
Zhongshan keeps winning RIP westoids
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Somebody get the lockers ready, I'm shoving each and every one of these children in them.
And here I thought that I looked awkward in a suit.
And yet, I bet I could hold all five of them in a headlock at once and introduce them to the 5:09 northbound
I’ve seen children in the 5th grade that look older than these kids
Oh shit, it's, uh, those weird kids from Kids Next Door
The Delightful Children from Down the Lane?
They at least had some girls in there
Does anyone know what causes the cheeks of the one in the grey suit to be flushed like that? When i was a kid i knew a couple guys who always had flushed cheeks same way but never noticed it on any adult. Is it something that is outgrown?
it's just rosacea, a lot of people have it.
the unbearable shame of being forced to exist as a ginger
Could be rosacea. It comes and goes. I've known friends who were able to manage it as adults guess because they don't seem to have it as bad or as often.
why are these alleged young conservative taking the liberal commie metro instead of driving pickemup trucks?
All I see are 6 failed to low tier normies who need to get the fuck out of my internet.
Nvm they're kids, thought they were freshmen, sad to see the brains of the youth get ruined so early
alpha male
They're right though. They are alphas.
Those kids are definitely not ready for a public beta testing yet.
These are the same type of guys the joker shot dead on the subway, in the movie.
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Do they not realize that the whole reason conservatism/fascism has been hip and trendy since the dawn of time is because it inherently appeals to the lowest common denominator?
This is what the average person thinks is "cool", and humanity is doomed.
I promise you that the average person does not find that picture cool. It's cringe as shit.
It's not "cool" or hip or trendy. It's easy. That's the reason for conservatism's success. It offers easy, simplistic answers to complex societal problems, it gives people an excuse to be their worst self and feel proud of that.
Where are their jawlines lmao. Why do chuds always look like proud red tomatoes.
Instead of preparing for the soapbox derby they’re trying to get led headlights and lift kits for their Ram 3500s
This is sigma male all over again, they realized that the average kid that listens to them can't relate to the alpha male, so they made alpha male that doesn't talk to girls and they are super cool and masculine because of it
Not everyone wants to be the introvert alpha, so now they just disregard the definitions they made up themselves and now any babyface desperately waiting for his balls to drop is the peak of masculinity as long as they hate minorities
I thought it wouldn't be possible to the irrationally angry at this picture but here I am.
"DURRRR GURLZ HAVE LE COOTIEZ! XDDDDDDDDD"
Die, you fucking inbred chavs. Being a brat will never cure your micropenis.
