Trump poll numbers through the roof with doo-doo ass-Americans.
This had me convulsing with laughter
@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net be like
People at Trump rallys are gonna start staining the back of their pants brown in solidarity.
Bifartisan politics
omg he’s just like me!
Uh-oh stinky
There is a reason they were called brownshirts
Brownpants
brownpants and reds is a lot more concerning of a book title
I have a poopy day all the time. All the time.
He really shits what everybody’s farting
this is how he can regain his moistness
It wouldn't shock me if trump shat his pants but let's be real, these are pretty weak videos. I've seen better evidence of bigfoot than this is evidence of trump shitting himself. Recall what it actually looks like when one of these geriatrics loses control of their bowels:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4909685/user-clip-nadlers-accident
shidding really is so fundamental to our democracy
I watched the two vids at the link. Sad. Libs clutching at straws. The sound could have been his stomach growling or any other sort of background noise. As for the feces - I don't know where they get that shit.
clutching at fards
Too little - too shart
he fart, he poo
won't make it to the loo
uh oh, oh no
he really gotta go
oh boy, oh my
bald eagles gonna cry
thank you
thank you
i will be here all night (on account of my vicious insomnia please send help)
Gonna tell my kids this was Super Bass
heard this in my head in the voice of neil young
fair & valid & understandable
Is it true that
fills an adult diaper during most of his speeches?spoiler
Depends.
@frauddogg@hexbear.net Smell that? Strait doo doo grits
And his kids be like, ♫ wash ya ass, old man; wash ya ass old man goddammit get up ♪
I'll be damned if I listen to facts up out the mouth of a man with an unwashed ass
I didn't think Trump Derangement Syndrome would reach these kinds of heights. The libs have completely lost it this election cycle.
lost it? they've finally found it
exists as an emoji for a similar reason that involved chuds in a crib for... protest reasons?
