what if some white dude and some other white dude made a podcast
uhm so this whole time I thought it was an iron man costume
like I thought he was riffing on being the real tony stark hell i've even seen this full picture before and I guess my brain just filled in the iron man parts
bizarre wtf is this actually?
that's gonna be so funny
i just saw the clip where, in relation to the "migrants eating cats and dogs in springfield, ohio" thing, jd says "if i have to create stories so that the american media actually pays attention to the suffering of the american people, then that's what i'm gonna do"
and that's just so, so funny. and i will laugh with my whole belly when what that wins him is getting thrown under the bus by our very, very dry boy !trump-anguish
imagining if centipedes had the size of dogs and hating them 500% more
you know what? i'm convinced. they got me.
this November - 2024 - i will be casting my 
for abraham lincoln.
back on i'll take you off! take off i'll back on anyone!
it's only a real contrapoints if it comes from the contrapoints region of france. otherwise it's just sparkling breadtube
i stopped reading at clothes being a means of production
i just tried it but the shock from such rapid and extreme temperate shift caused my tongue to shatter into a million pieces
folks, they're turning America into a nation that didn't participate in the cold war. sad.
no, see, here's the thing... how does every single one of these look WORSE than the slop Dall-E spits out??? why don't they just have the ai make the thumbnails instead of this???
there's that line from the beatles song revolution where he says "but if you go carrying pictures of chairman mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow". honestly don't know if it's a great example but it's the first thing that comes to mind for me
ladies and gentlemen, we got'em 
i really liked the Claypool Lennon Delirium projects :c i wanted to believe that "gone are the days when your brand of genitalia would determine where to piss" line was like... meant in a pro-trans way but. not so sure now 
a few years ago i worked in a shitty little retail shop that was owned by two brothers i never met that lived in another state (the company owned a chain of these stores across 2 or 3 states, there were maybe 4 or 5 total stores). we used this ipad in a stand to clock in and out. you had to take a picture of yourself every time, which i despised. i had been there for maybe 7 months or so when one day i decided to look at the app that was like the user version of the app from the ipad. it had a record of all of my in and out times... and a record of every time they had been edited.
and edited they had been. every single shift, one of the two owners was shaving off between 1 and 15 minutes from clock out time. i brought it up with my manager, who i got along really well with, and got him to look at his. same thing. my other coworker, same thing. i went home and made a spreadsheet containing every single time it had happened for as far back as the records went. it ended up being something like $400 worth of time they had taken from me.
the next day i got a call from that owner, and he explained to me that he felt like i was taking too long to close the store, that it shouldn't take that long, and that he was sorry (sorry that he got caught!) and was going to add $200 to my next paycheck (half of what he stole), plus from now on all clock in and out times would be rounded to the nearest quarter hour, and asked me if that made it better.
i was in a pretty bad place at the time, financially and mentally, and for as terrible as that job was i did also kind of like it, and didn't think i could find anything better, so i accepted the money and the apology and let it go.
anything like that ever happened to you? did you do anything cooler than roll over like i did?
imagine being the dorks that got put next to hitler lmao
the leaves started getting all sad and gross the other day :C
