Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them] @ Anvil_Lavigne @hexbear.net

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oh yeah they're racking up humanity losses while clinging for dear life to the masquerade

already have tailmon in @belligerentkitten@hexbear.net :333

friend did my makeup FINALLY & it's a lil heartbreaking to see the smoking artschool dropout who never was

oh well time to use my newfound power in completely irresponsible ways

for a second there i thought i was on

oh dear i shoulda clarified

love the burn, h8 the uti

ahhh exactly what we needed rn

many thanks & pleasurable trips, friend

oh right i do have some positive news! the hair explody juice we've been testing is like super effective as far as my facial hair goes :3

okay i'm gonna use necromancy on this dessicated ol thing cuz hot damn is it ever its time to shine

the like vague threat of getting pigs involved truly is the cherry on this rancid libshit sundae

i see u blue mage

who woulda thonk the guy who's now mostly known for reacting to other people's content would be a reactionary dickhole

consider also : harmonica gag

i'm just straight up not gonna bother reporting anything anymore

selfcrit was a mistake

e : like this is straight up dodgy youtuber "i made an oopsie" territory what the goddamn fuck

in retrospect yes those two shoulda been in there somewhere definitely

altho however it might seem i'm not actually trying to speedrun upsetting the entire transfem populace

there was a fairly popular hang out spot near where i grew up called "horny rock." not sure if it's like as in heat that animals experience or uhhh due to it being a long standing gathering point for hormonal teenagers

there is a place in f*nland called bear's asshole. it is in no way the only place w/ a name like this. why yes i have in fact experienced schlong lake.

js the country is a shit hole BUT having just one scientific thing named after a bizarre location there would do a lil bit to redeem it maybe