masaru says "punch gods, no masters"

Digimon

i get that they're commonly seen as rivals outside of japan (because saban localised the anime w/ the very intention of challenging pokemon, instead of leveraging the obvious differences), but like, if nintendo had gone after digimon, they'd be going after literally anything featuring monsters. the original 1997 iteration of digital monster was "tamagotchi for boys," which is where battling & evolution comes in

obv the similar names might seem awfully sus, but as i understand, the abbreviating of names like that is fairly common in japan. like, if we knew the franchises as pocket monster & digital monster, there would still be a similarity there, but it would seem less egregious ig.

thank u for suffering my autism

hastily down a case of canned beans so i may sound the horns of war

damn

i've been high for a month straight & all i've done is watch slop

that's like so many cups i coulda organised

this is like "grandparents on fb" caliber of posting

like felon pls you must on some level understand this doesn't even make any sense aaaaa

Denial of Getting Elderly

just wanted to boost the "bad movies are fun actually" signal i don't wanna be doing it every day, but there are times when you just wanna howl at / roast something mega goofy. italian horror is kind of a gold mine for this terrible schlock is always better viewed w/ company :3

Neil Breen the real human bean

yeah like i used to read that kinda shit a bunch so it's been interesting how tomahawk gets a more & more visceral reaction out of me each time i see it. but yeah it has the kinda plausible deniability that works on the average person, namely the excuse of "oh i was just innocently emulating that old stuff no worries hehe."

henlo smelly lizor

i knowww

i was just lamenting my laziness w/ posting on mobile. your comment is so much better

kinda cheaty & petty cuz the file was corrupted & we were thankfully saved from the last third, BUT i'm gonna say dragged across concrete as it's fresh on my mind. n*zi boomer soapboxing & cop-asshole-licking feat. Meltdown Gibson. check out bone tomahawk -> brawl in cellblock 99 -> this if you want to witness the downward spiral of one man's

always nice when turbolibs like flying squid go mask off

do u get an extra penalty if it's like Bohemian Rhapsody or Mr. Brightside

ah i see we transes have achieved the status in the hierarchy where our gaze matters n is explicitly catered towards. transphobia's over everybody!!! The Agenda shall henceforth be applied worldwide

Habitual Harm Harris

finns being racist

lmao i had a feeling. i've had to put up w/ this shit for far too long & yeah, it's only getting worse. you have my utmost sympathies. i'm fucking off to spain tomorrow (eee) & currently dreading the possibility of having to be around my reactionary weirdo brother in a couple hours. like, i'm done ignoring the vile, often completely made-up shit people say & am hoping i won't lose my cool completely so close to the finish (heh) line.

anyway. strength ❤ feel free to message me if you ever wanna vent about this garbage.

turns out this is the perfect comment to be reading while blasting a synthwave rendition of Komm, Süsser Tod