Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.
After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.
Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, "roar y'all."
And now there are birds. They're like, "caw y'all," and we're all like, "yo, that's a bird." Then the lizards are like, "me too bro."
The end.
Never change, SatansMaggotyCumFart. Always be the reason my eyeballs burn.
That fucking click haunts me like something from a horror movie
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
I don't remember taking this photo??? But there it is, so I must have taken that photo...
Only a true fartographer could capture a handful of turds appearing to sniff a fart.
You heard it here first: God gave Trump herpes
Ramping off a dolphin in wave race was the moment I realized games could literally never improve or become more realistic. It wasn't the dumbest thought I've ever had, but it ranks pretty high up there.
That is an adorable name and I wish all of you the comfort you need and Navi the health she deserves. As painful as it can be for you, being with Navi makes it less painful for her. I cuddled my dog extra tight last night thinking about Navi.
Oh God, don't watch the etc porn! You'll never be able to unsee it...
Crapped-on Planet, fecal hero, gonna take a poo and rub it in your ear-o
I remember walking barefoot to Blockbuster from the neighborhood pool to rent N64 games. Good fucking times
Yeah, that's more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM
What is her name and can you share a story about her with us? Our love to you both
Your parents were like, "Homey don't play that"
Hey, maybe we should stop doing fox hunts, then 38 dogs won't suddenly end up in a lake. I'm glad they are okay, but I'm gonna blindly label their owners as shitty people
Punish them the same way they punished their own customers: charge their credit card and tell them they can now keep the titles they forgot to return.
Hopefully this is the right place to post:
I've been trying to help my mother declutter her house, primarily of the stuff my father left behind when he died nearly a decade ago. I recently found a good number of discs for Mac from pre-OS X. I unfortunately don't have any running old Macs anymore and have neither the time or space to do anything with them.
I hate tossing out anything that someone else could use and selling my dad's stuff makes me feel gross. If anyone is willing to cover shipping, I'd be more than happy to send them whatever Mac games I come across.