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Varven @lemmy.world

11mo ago

Ik ik but control yourselfs

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It's gotta be Richard of course.
Richard.
- McRichardface
- Beat me to it
  
  Beat me to it to it
How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
- That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
  It is the solid choice, though.
  
  lord 😂
- Nobody nose, nobody nose...
Little Richard
Sir Richard Johnson
- He's not been knighted - yet...
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
  
  Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
- Isn't that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
- It's ok if this format goes away
Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
- Huh TIL! That's an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
What about Penix?
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Flutey
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
- Schlong
- Assmouthdeus
  Bellenda
  Cock'n'balla
  Dick Facey
  Fuckface
  Phallicus
  
  I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
- Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
- OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!
  
  Copy pasting does that for ya
Richard
Dickhead?
- You mean, Richard Cranium.
  
  Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
  
  Yea!
Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
- Ha, I have a friend called Rani
Richard Johnson
Rod
- Rod loves you
  
  I certainly hope not
Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
Biggus
Why does everyone want Richard?
- Everyone loves Dick
Dickens
Moby
I.C. Weiner
- Oh, crud!
  
  Heres to another lousy cat name.
Donger
- Donger is my middle name
Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.
If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
Johnny Sack.
Furballz.
Priapuss
- Straight to the top of the thread for you.
Cheney
- Clever...
Shaft! You damn right.
Facciotina di Cazzo
Fuck Nose.
- First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
  
  “What’s wrong with your cat?”
  “Fuck nose”
  “Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
  “Fuck nose?”
Richard Head
- Nee Solomon?
Fur balls
Dr. Phal
Don Glover
I'd call him dickhead
- The most accurate name lol
Dick Dastardly
Dicky McDickface
It's Cock Nose
- Dickface
  
  Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.
Steve.
Peter
Penis
Satyr
sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr
Pussy Cat
Gonzo
Is that long john johnson?
Little Ricky
- That was my dog's name. Named after the character from I love Lucy, though.
Biffle
Phalix
Cody, the death dealer
Shit head
- Y?
  
  From the movie the jerk. It’s his dogs name
Dickfacé
- Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!
“Boniface” yknow like some pope
naughtius phallus
Lil' PP
Edgar Allan Poe.
Not the name of his cat, the name of him.
Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat
Willy or Dickie
I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter
Dickfore
- Are you sad nobody asked you what is a dickfore?
  
  But think of the opportunities you'd get naming your pet tha... Wait...
- Came here to say that.
  Although, Dickfour. So snide bastards can ask what happened with the first 3.
~~Richard Cranium~~
Edit: someone beat me to it 😆
Chubby
Schnozz Goblin
Pepe le peen
Rocket Man
Phallic Freddie
Mr. Bojangles
Skibidick
Nightwing
- Bramblepelt
Cokan Ballsy
Cockface
You are what you eat
- A furry representation of a cockNballs?
Dong face
- New Shepard (of Blue Origin that dick shaped space flight in which Jeff Bezos took off for his first mission)
Tyrone T-Bone
Dicky Dick Dickens
Currington
Ishmael
Dickon Tarly
What’s on that table in front of him?
Howard
a cat ofc
Justice.
Hot dog
Dick whitington
Dr. Dickens
George
Penisface, "baby" or something when it won't do to shout that.
Wingnut
how did nobody say Penis Man

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