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  • "Tell HR I want them to know it was me"

  • How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing?
  • Yes, particularly as I get older the equipment doesn't drain fully and needs a little help.

    There's a rhyme about it "no matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants", well I choose to wipe instead of relying on the absorbance of my pants or trousers (the original saying is American so means trousers really).

  • US cops get gun stuck to MRI machine in bungled cannabis raid
  • At the end of the article, which is already a litany of clownish buffoonery, it states that after destroying (effectively) the MRI machine in order to retrieve the rifle, he failed to retrieve a loaded magazine. So it was just left on the floor as they left.

    Edit: autocorrect had changed it to clownfish

  • My wife and I just came home from vacation, and after 4½ years of avoiding it, we have COVID.
  • Unfortunately masks are most effective when the person with COVID wears them, rather than people who are trying to avoid COVID, but human nature is such that people with COVID (ones who go out in public) are often ones least worried about it so least likely to wear a mask in the first place.

    I had a similar experience where I went to a conference and masked up religiously around groups only to catch it anyway while my colleagues didn't mask and didn't catch it.

    Sometimes you can do everything right and still fail (paraphrasing Picard).

  • ‘Who dreams this crap up?’: Kevin O'Leary slams new rule that allows employees to ignore their bosses after hours
  • If he were my boss I'd ignore him during work hours too, tbh.

  • Would you sacrifice pro-trans campaigning for a Democrat win?
  • I agree, the job of politicians is to reframe Trans rights as policies that benefit everyone. If everyone at a negotiation feels like they are winning you have a successful negotiation. Who cares if the new policy disproportionately benefits one group, we are all better off because of it, and in the case of Trans rights give them the same (non-codified) protections as everyone else.

    (This is if course ignoring the oft used tactic of the far right which is to do the opposite and reframe beneficial policies (eh. ACA) as something that only benefits one group by calling it a funny name (eg. Obamacare), so it's easier said than done, but that is what the democrats should be doing more of, imho)

  • Linux
  • Gedit

  • O**o
  • You forgot KN#CKERS

  • Ik ik but control yourselfs
  • First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!

  • Shart, not fart
  • 45 and 47

  • The punctuality of trains in Europe
  • I live in Luxembourg and I have the same question!

    I suspect it is trains going outside of the country but it's funny to see nonetheless. I think most trains originate from Luxembourg (when travelling to other countries over anything that would be considered a long distance which I suspect gives them a scheduling advantage).

  • King Charles’ €500K lobster dinner blows hole in French presidency’s budget
  • plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

    (The more things change, the more they stay the same)

  • Corpsegrinder
  • I mean, yeah, he'd have to hold the phone, no way that thing would stay the nook of his shoulder with a neck like that!

  • Austin is politically adaptable
  • Can only speak to the UK, but in the 90s women drinking pints of beer was so radical that they got their own name - ladettes, which also tied into the Girl Power movement (might have been third-wave feminism adjacent? Idk)

    These days if a woman drinks a beer nobody would even bat an eyelid, it's just such an unusual thing to think that was ever considered not normal. This is just one case, but it's indicative of one way that society has progressed. There are many more examples of such societal changes.

    Your statement prompted me to think back to when the BBC used to run stories on the dangers of uppity Ladettes and what that might mean for the establishment.

  • I wonder if he noticed
  • turtles say ACAB
  • Turtle involved unscheduled foot resectioning

  • Filmed Plants For 15 years | Time-lapse Compilation
  • These are beautiful, thank you for sharing.

    It really speaks to something when I'm rooting (no pun intended) for a Kiwi vine to find the pole, like "come on buddy you can do it". Very satisfying to watch.

  • American Airlines flight attendants say their pay is so low, they fight for airplane meals to save money and sleep in their cars—and they're ready to strike
  • "...they fight for airplane meals...", now we know what goes on behind the curtain, a Mile-High Fight Club!

  • Can a judge sue a defendant for slander/libel?
  • Judges hate this this one trick. Call them rude words then they can't convict you because that would make them biased!

  • Keep it up Two Scoops! That report will be a doozy!
  • Fellow right-side-of-the-ponder here (so take with a heap of salt). So basically both sides present mitigations ("my client had a clean record until now", "the defendant was found liable for SA", sort of thing). These may change the outcome of the sentencing, including specific dates for any period of incarceration.

    There will also be part of this given over to why they defendant shouldn't be found liable for also violating his gag order (very similar to the ones before, but this one is now he is a felon). And if the defense counsel can't explain why he did that (which is pretty much indefensible) then he can be both found liable for the breach and have it impact his potential sentence.

    I am not a lawyer, I am not American, this is just what I understand, until someone better comes along to correct me.

  • What are developers in different languages known as?

    I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

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    filtoid filtoid @lemmy.ml

    Software developer and gamedev enthusiast.

    https://github.com/filtoid

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