She ain't even got a motor in the back of her Honda.
Tbf, 30-50 is a lot of people. I'm a pretty social person, but I'm not even sure I know that many people that I'd want at my party
I feel like this is implying that there's just "free porn" out there "somewhere" on the internet
Oh! A whole cosmic horror sub? 🙀
Sorry the poem is in the link (Structure and Verses section), I gave up trying to copy+paste+format and lemmy wouldn't accept my screenshot.
Edit: Im back on PC and found a copy that I can post:
Tom o' Bedlam's Song
by Anonymous
From the hag and hungry goblin That into rags would rend ye, The spirit that stands by the naked man In the Book of Moons defend ye, That of your five sound senses You never be forsaken, Nor wander from yourselves with Tom Abroad to beg your bacon, While I do sing, Any food, any feeding, Feeding, drink, or clothing; Come dame or maid, be not afraid, Poor Tom will injure nothing.
Of thirty bare years have I Twice twenty been enraged, And of forty been three times fifteen In durance soundly caged On the lordly lofts of Bedlam With stubble soft and dainty, Brave bracelets strong, sweet whips ding dong With wholesome hunger plenty, While I do sing, Any food, any feeding, Feeding, drink, or clothing; Come dame or maid, be not afraid, Poor Tom will injure nothing.
With a thought I took for Maudlin And a cruse of cockle pottage, With a thing thus tall, sky bless you all, I befell into this dotage. I slept not since the Conquest, Till then I never waked, Till the roguish boy of love where I lay Me found and strip't me naked. While I do sing, Any food, any feeding, Feeding, drink, or clothing; Come dame or maid, be not afraid, Poor Tom will injure nothing.
When I short have shorn my sow's face And swigg'd my horny barrel, In an oaken inn I pound my skin As a suit of gilt apparel; The moon's my constant mistress And the lovely owl my marrow; The flaming drake and the night crow make Me music to my sorrow. While I do sing, Any food, any feeding, Feeding, drink, or clothing; Come dame or maid, be not afraid, Poor Tom will injure nothing.
The palsy plagues my pulses When I prig your pigs or pullen, Your culvers take, or matchless make Your Chanticleer or Sullen. When I want provant with Humphrey I sup, and when benighted, I repose in Paul's with waking souls Yet never am affrighted. But I do sing, Any food, any feeding, Feeding, drink, or clothing; Come dame or maid, be not afraid, Poor Tom will injure nothing.
I know more than Apollo, For oft when he lies sleeping I see the stars at bloody wars In the wounded welkin weeping; The moon embrace her shepherd, And the Queen of Love her warrior, While the first doth horn the star of morn, And the next the heavenly Farrier. While I do sing, Any food, any feeding, Feeding, drink, or clothing; Come dame or maid, be not afraid, Poor Tom will injure nothing.
The gypsies, Snap and Pedro, Are none of Tom's comradoes, The punk I scorn and the cutpurse sworn, And the roaring boy's bravadoes. The meek, the white, the gentle Me handle, touch, and spare not; But those that cross Tom Rynosseross Do what the panther dare not. Although I do sing, Any food, any feeding, Feeding, drink, or clothing; Come dame or maid, be not afraid, Poor Tom will injure nothing.
With an host of furious fancies Whereof I am commander, With a burning spear and a horse of air, To the wilderness I wander.
By a knight of ghosts and shadows I summon'd am to a tourney Ten leagues beyond the wide world's end: Methinks it is no journey. Yet will I sing, Any food, any feeding, Feeding, drink, or clothing; Come dame or maid, be not afraid, Poor Tom will injure nothing.
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Opened jerboa today, it says this app does not allow screenshots lmfao
Edit: I cleared the apps cache and data and now it works 💪
Couldn't access anything while the server was down, now they're back up, I had to relogin on sync, but jerboa won't log me in. No error message but a small Grey bubble comes up at the bottom. Thanks!
