Ik ik but control yourselfs

It's gotta be Richard of course.

Richard.

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

Little Richard

Sir Richard Johnson

Dicknose McBallcheeks

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

What about Penix?

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Flutey

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

Richard

Dickhead?

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

Richard Johnson

Rod

Biggus

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

Why does everyone want Richard?

Dickens

Moby

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

I.C. Weiner

Donger

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

Cheney

Priapuss

Facciotina di Cazzo

Shaft! You damn right.

Fur balls

Fuck Nose.

Richard Head

Dr. Phal

I'd call him dickhead

Don Glover

Dicky McDickface

Dick Dastardly

Steve.

Penis

Satyr

sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr

Peter

It's Cock Nose

Gonzo

Pussy Cat

Is that long john johnson?

Rooster. Everyone will still understand.

Biffle

Phalix

Little Ricky

Cody, the death dealer

Shit head

naughtius phallus

Edgar Allan Poe.

Not the name of his cat, the name of him.

Dickfacé

Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat

“Boniface” yknow like some pope

Lil' PP

Nightwing

Willy or Dickie

Chubby

I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter

Schnozz Goblin

Pepe le peen

Rocket Man

Phallic Freddie

Mr. Bojangles

Skibidick

Dickfore

Richard Cranium

Edit: someone beat me to it 😆

Tyrone T-Bone

You are what you eat

Cockface

Dicky Dick Dickens

Dickon Tarly

Ishmael

Currington

Dong face

Cokan Ballsy

Justice.

George

Howard

Tony Montana

Dr. Dickens

Dick whitington

Hot dog

a cat ofc

What’s on that table in front of him?

Penisface, "baby" or something when it won't do to shout that.

Wingnut

how did nobody say Penis Man