Of course I totally believed this before checking where I am lol

It's not mine, I swear!

Why I refuse to have guns even though I'm really interested in learning to shoot. I would love to go to a range and get better at target practice but I just don't want to go down that path. Maybe I should consider archery

Good for you.

Let's be real here. You knew this going in. Condoms have existed for a while.