Sploosh?

So, cubed with a flap.

If those two like pancakes, and who doesn't, that'd be a flap for the flapjack cats to nab 'em.

It's kittens all the way down‽

Hello, fellow citizen! Nice to see you. Are you well? How is the wife/husband/partner/thruple/keyboard today? Ha. Ha. 😶

The horror.

Heh. His widdle head. Aw. Khorne still loves ya, small king. 🤣

Red. Always.

I could not agree more (gotta switch; it's getting late, heh), and I felt the same about pre-10s Barcelona, but that ship has long since sailed. Still, my travels changed my life in so many ways, and I can't wait to get back to it! Have fun, fellow human, and here's hoping for a better, more compassionate world for all of us in this world's future! 🤗

Thanks for the practice, btw! 🥳🤘🏽

If you find yourself in the Frankfurt area sometime, drop me a line and I'll be happy to link you up with some really awesome friends of mine out there.

Das ist echt geil! 🤘🏽 Meine Erkundung der EU war spontan und Frankfurt hatte den gunstigen (cheapest?) Flugpreis, aber es war die beste Überraschung, als ich ankam. Was für eine unglaubliche Stadt! Die Leute sind besser! 🤩

Also, the reference is worth acquainting yourselves with, friends. Thank me later.

Naturlich. Frankfurter Stil, IIRC? Kommen Sie von dort?

(Entschuldigung, mein Kind Heßisch. Ich habe es seit '05 nicht mehr oft benutzt und es ist super kaputt.)

The example owner is not buying tennis balls for their dog, nor is Bear allegedly doing more than carrying said tennis balls (which may or may not even be the type you've mentioned) to and from the adjacent park(s).

Look. I'm just saying that, while your heart seems to be in the right place with the PSA, the world could do with a bit less doom & gloom seeping into an otherwise wholesome post. The image left in readers' minds, while intended to be cautionary no doubt, is of good dogs suffering neglected teeth — instead of the story above. 🙇🏽‍♂️🥹

I just checked, though. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I can't recall when he's projected so accurately his own state of being, NGL. Can we just hand him over now, or do we have to box up the whole steaming shitsac to protect the various transit vehicles from spillage & contamination?

So can sticks, rocks, and most other things encountered in an average dog's domestic life. Better not let them out of their indoor kennel. Think of their dental health! 😶

Slava Ukraine! 🇺🇦

(Yes, that means your bathroom is upside down.)

You prep the apples for Heßisch hooch, oder?

A man collects items through experiences and displays them proudly for no one but the innermost trusted circle to view — and also to keep him from forgetting what he used to get up to, before he truly grokked Sisyphean allegory. 🤣

JD Vance thinks cast iron is a Wild West fishing gun.

Good bot. We'll need your vigilance more and more these next several weeks, friend. 😅🙇🏽‍♂️