Your grandfather was conscripted into an unjust war against Ukraine, so he blew up the officers’ fancy doublewide port-a-potty in defiance.
And that my boy, is how you came to be known as “Gunpowder Commode”.
I bought Canada so I always have a Canadian supermodel girlfriend who just can’t be here right now.
Ahem. Mark Robinson used illicit funds gained from defrauding families who entrusted his wife to take care of their children to obtain a pretty nice truck.
Which he promptly crusted up with pizza stains…
In our pants. Toilets came out around the same time as smartphones, so it’s been a pretty revolutionary couple of decades around here.
🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶
Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…
Well those of us who have the freckle have always known. Given that you do not have the freckle, I’m afraid that is all I can share.
Don’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.
Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.
This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.
Read up before the crash. This all honestly becomes more depressing the less stoned I am.
Eurima Niccipe, aka Sleepy Orange, coming into land on a flowering butterfly bush, while releasing its proboscis to feed.
Brined overnight. Sous Vide bath seasoned with roasted garlic, homegrown basil, oregano, & Rosemary for 2 hours at 130° before searing in cast iron.
First Eastern Black Swallowtail of the season. Eastern Black Swallowtails are all females. They sport an alternate coloration from the yellow & black Eastern Tiger Swallowtails.
This black coloration is not considered ideal for mating chances, but it does help these ladies live longer & avoid predators.
Taken at Reynolda Gardens in Winston Salem, NC
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Baby deer caught in my backyard. Yes, she escaped safely & reunited with mom a few minutes after they were taken.
Luke, a golden doodle, finally caught some shut eye after the assholes down the street quit with the fireworks.
Happy Memorial Day!
Spent Thanksgiving on St George Island in Florida. Caught some amazing time lapses, Gulf Fritillaries, a Great Blue Heron, and this Van Gogh-Esque shot over the gulf.
Does anyone know what type of bat this? Poor little bugger hit my office window a while back. Was unconscious, or stunned for a bit, but did manage to fly off. Alternate angle.
Edit: I’m in the Piedmont, NC area if that helps.
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[OC] Caught the Black-Crowned Night Herons under the Main Street bridge in Jacksonville, FL & the Great Blue Heron on St. George Island
I’m in inland NC as tropical storm Ophelia approaches our coast. Steady winds here already with 25-30mph gusts & building.
Late season Zebra Swallowtail popped by for a snack before the storm picks up here. Lil bugger was getting blown around sideways trying to hang on.
and if my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stick it up my…. WOOOO!!
Miss ya Clarence
A Red Spotted Purple, aka a Whirt Admiral, showing off the underside of its wings. Marked with reddish Orange spots over a gray to deep blue to black gradient.
These butterflies use mimicry to blend in with more dominant species in their area. This one is mimicking an Eastern Black Swallowtail.
