What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?
What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?
I might say something like "Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat..."
someone's faxing me a snickers
89 0 ReplyDropping the kids at the pool.
54 1 ReplyIn our language "sitting" is a synonym of "meeting". So in the office setting, I always say "I have an important sitting coming up".
34 0 ReplyHonk out a dirt snake
31 0 Reply"Gotta use the sandbox"
27 0 ReplyLay a sewer pickle
22 0 Reply"I gotta go do some paper work" or "I need to get something down on paper" are my two go-tos
19 0 ReplyI've got shit to do
18 0 Reply"I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay"
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16 0 ReplyI need to go 3D print something.
16 0 Replyi say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
14 0 ReplyI gotta drop the Browns off at the Superbowl.
14 0 ReplyI'm gonna try and lose some weight
13 0 ReplyI'm gonna run for the White House
14 2 ReplyGotta make a deposit at the porcelain ATM.
13 1 Reply12 0 ReplyMy favorite is, "boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I'll be back in awhile."
12 0 ReplyThe chocolate bus honks.
12 0 ReplyTouching cotton, gotta go.
Turtle's poking its head out.
Farting freckles.
Making fuzzy rope
"All hands rig for dive. DIVE DIVE DIVE"
And my absolute favorite to use in the office or around older family / the youngins, "I gotta go make"
13 1 ReplyGotta paint the town brown
Gotta curl one out
Gotta pinch a loaf
13 1 ReplyGotta make room for dinner
11 0 ReplyI find myself quoting a line from Farscape a lot:
Must...Excrete...
11 0 ReplyI'm gonna go drop the kids off at the pool
13 2 Reply"Gotta see a man about a dog."
Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a "Tony ten-er."
12 1 ReplyNot exactly an answer to your question but hey what a coincidence
10 0 ReplyTaking the Browns to the Super Bowl
(the cleveland browns are an american football team)
10 0 Reply"I'll be right back, gotta check if the bathroom still works"
10 0 ReplyA silly Dutch one is saying you got a fax from Darmstad, which is a city in Germany but also Darm=intestines and Stad=city.
10 0 ReplyI need to pinch a loaf.
9 0 ReplyGotta drop the kids off at the pool
9 0 Reply"Gotta go read The Hobbit" after my dad claimed he could do it in one 'sitting'.
10 1 ReplyIn Dutch or Flemish at least we say: Ik moet een grote boodschap doen.
Which is a literal translation for: I have to make a big message.
9 0 ReplyGotta send teal'c through the stargate.
9 1 ReplyIf I have to pee I'll say "I have to pee" if I have to shit I say "I have to go to the bathroom"
8 0 ReplyTime to go take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
8 0 ReplyThere's a rumble in the Bronx
There's big trouble in little China
The spice must flow
8 0 ReplyGotta work my shift at the fudge factory.
8 0 ReplyI quote cars.
8 0 ReplyI need to practice the tuba.
7 0 ReplyNot pooping, but whenever i have gas, I say I ate a kitten. Not many people get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjRO6BQFMw
7 0 Reply"Gotta sit on my thinking chair for a bit" or "lemme go listen to my own shit for a while"
Usually in dutch tho, "ff op de denkstoel zitten" or "even naar m'n eigen gezijk luisteren"
8 1 ReplyHard insider, "Doing an Olli". We had a coworker named Oliver and when ever we were at a customer on site he not only showed up late but always went straight for the toilets making us wait even longer.
8 1 ReplyEvicting a slug
8 1 ReplyI tell my wife I have to go blast a dookie.
It’s a Simpson reference.
7 0 ReplyFor when I have to take a piss I like to say "I'll have to take a trip to the drinks return"
Works a bit better in German because of our bottle return system
7 0 Reply“Drop a grumpy”
– Johnny Depp testifying against Amber Heard
7 0 ReplySorry im late for the meeting folks. I just took a massive bio break.
6 0 ReplyI sometimes say that I have to powder my nose.
6 0 ReplyGotta run, I'm groundhogging!
6 0 ReplyTwo of my favourites are:
- I'm touching cloth.
- Dropping the kids off at the pool.
7 1 ReplyI have to see a man about a horse.
6 1 ReplyTime to lighten my load.
5 0 ReplyI tell my dog "dookies get cookies" when she's taking too long to find the PERFECT spot to drop a giant soft serve ice cream cone.
5 0 ReplyMy IBS is flaring up. Be back in 30.
6 1 ReplyInstant weight loss plan.
5 0 ReplyI have to turn a bolus
5 0 ReplyI'm gonna knit a brown sweater. If you guess what I'm gonna do, I'll let you have half of it.
5 0 ReplyI gotta go hang a mud snake.
5 0 ReplyGotta unload
4 0 ReplyToodle-oo (to the loo) as you leave the room. That's what I say to my cats at least.
4 0 ReplyDo pardon my absence, for it seems my coffee has stimulated gastrin production, triggering peristalsis and thus motility of a log flume near my nethers.
4 0 ReplyI'm off to strain the spuds.
4 0 ReplyI have to back one out
4 0 ReplyGotta shake a tit.
4 0 ReplyI send out meeting invites in outlook for "office time"
4 0 ReplyTrain's coming in to the station, I can smell the smoke.
4 0 Reply"I gotta see a man about a horse" Cowboy Curtis used this one on Pee Wee's Playhouse
4 0 ReplyTime for the most productive part of my day
4 0 ReplyGotta go ponder the mysteries of the universe.
Gotta go release my fear.
Gotta go pop a squat.
Gotta go stop a penalty kick.
4 0 ReplyI gotta go shake a tit
3 0 ReplyI have a little piece of work to do
3 0 ReplyChoke Jürgen or cook Jochen. Doesn't even make sense in German.
3 0 ReplyI got the plopples
3 0 ReplyGotta go burn some toast.
3 0 ReplyWhen I’m hanging out with the lads I like to announce that I’m going for an [insert friend’s name] out of my [insert other friend’s name].
I’ve gotta push a Steve out of my Bradley.
3 0 ReplyPinching a loaf.
4 1 ReplyI'm going to the field office.
3 0 Reply“Time for a reverse shower!”
(I have a bidet)
3 0 ReplyThough it's in Spanish, a good translation would be: The mole is poking out.
3 0 ReplyMy go-tos are:
- I have to see a man about the pipes
- I have to make a long visit (usually say that one in Dutch)
- I have to do some paperwork
- I'm off to sit on the throne
3 0 ReplyThere’s been a pileup on the dirt highway. This food baby’s breech!
3 0 ReplyWhen I was a kid I would say I needed to "go ball-balls."
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3 0 Reply3 0 ReplyImma go look for some tile'd poetry
I'm kingly but I gotta get rid of this crown
(These were made up on the spot, enjoy)
2 0 ReplyDropping the kids off at the pool
2 0 ReplyLet me go think about it
2 0 Reply"I've got an urgent appointment in meeting room 00"
2 0 ReplyGoing to "take a comfort"
3 1 ReplyI need to see a man about a horse
2 0 Reply"I gotta go pinch a loaf" still makes me laugh out loud
"I gotta grumble" is good
2 0 ReplyGotta give birth to a pond of fudge
2 0 ReplyPoop time
2 0 ReplyTear a wicked cable
1 0 ReplyI’ve been makin’ that fudge. - Dusty Slay
1 0 ReplyGotta do some heavy lifting
2 1 ReplyDropping the kids off at the pool
1 0 ReplyThe turtle is peaking out it's head from the shell.
2 1 ReplySay it in snowboard.
2 1 ReplyGotta drop a deuce. Going to give birth. Lay some pipe.
2 2 ReplyBust a mess.
Do a real paint job.
1 1 ReplyDesperate need of a haircut!
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1 1 ReplyGotta drown a brown baby.
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