Such a waste of money. Remember, he has "the most loyal people. Did you ever see that? Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s like incredible!"

He should have just let her talk. Such a sucker.

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Everyone is making fun of the way this is phrased, with it's history. "Oh, if I can be caught with a pornstar, and falsify business documents in an attempt to influence the election, so can ANYONE!". That's the way everybody is mocking this quote, with the mockery being how out of touch he is from the real world.

But what's somehow being lost, and is even more insane, is that what he's actually saying is even worse.

He's saying "If I, donald trump, former (and in his mind future) president, and financially elite white male with power can be made held accountable for his crimes, than so can ANY OF YOU! If they can reach me, they can reach you with your crimes! Let's change their ability to prosecute me, and put things back in order, so I can protect you when they come for you............unless you're anything besides a rich white naturally born american citizen, in which case fuck you."

That's the extended full paraphrasement of what he's saying.........and in my mind it's even more batshit crazy than what everybody is actually mocking him for.

The idea that basically he, and his kind are at the top of the ladder, and it's a better ladder than anyone else. It's supposed to be an untouchable ladder, but they touched the guy at the top of the rotting ladder. They touched him 34 times. So now they can touch anyone.

That's his logic and it's insane to me.

Former President Donald Trump has a dire warning for any American citizen who paid off a porn star with whom he or she had an extramarital affair and paid off as part of an NDA to keep it out of the news and failed to legally account for it during a bid for President appropriately: if HE can be found guilty for that, so can you!

Pornstars are legitimate entertainers that bring at least something positive to the society. Unlike Donald Trump.

Yeah that's what he's warning us about, it can happen to anyone!

I'm afraid you're already behind the curve if you weren't born to an obscenely wealthy father.

No, I think he means that even if you don't run for president, it might affect you if you've cheated on your pregnant wife with a pornstar.

Reminds me of a certain Mr. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Nobody gave a fuck that he did it; they were upset he hid it.

He was elected to lead not to read. Oh wait that was the other shithead.

Ugh.....I don't. I tried to see if she made any videos I hadn't seen before, found her twitter, and discovered she's a huge racist and trump thumper.

Now I feel icky knowing I jerked off to a woman who is so full of vile and hate.

I don't know mine yet, but I sure hope it'll be a woman.

Not a giant pig man baby hybrid.

If you were wrong they might call her Stephanie Clifford instead of her stage name.

The rich absolutely want to codify that they have a set of rules "worthy of their position" and the corporate media is being forced to tow that line.

*raped

I know, a problem that faces every single American, right?

Family Values.... yeah, Trump values his families genitals. Look at his "relationship" with his daughter throughout the years.

Unless you're running for president, you're probably safe, too.

If you're going to fantasize go big!

Tell yourself that they want to pay you!!

Me too! I need a porn star in my life but my wife won't allow it! Why! Why!

He may reveal an agreement with Musk to manipulate the platform.