What animals do you dislike for unusual reasons and why?

Horses.

Its an easily startled 900lb retard with sledgehammers for hands.

No its not majestic, keep it the direct fuck away from me.

Humans. They’re just horrible for so many reasons

Sorry, but how can you body shape shame my beautiful lady?!

Monkeys are total assholes. They act just like 7 year old children would if they were high on sugar and there were no repercussions for their actions.

I hate how modern pugs look. I would love to launch them into orbit with my foot but I try to treat them like any other dog. It's not their fault they momma made them fugly.

E: Ye, we all know it was people.

FYI, the reason why humans look so much like apes is because humans ARE apes (specifically, great apes).

Ducks and dolphins are the serial rapists of the animal kingdom.

Pandas. They are too dumb to be alive. Their diet mostly consists of plants that have hardly any nutrition, and can't be bothered to reproduce.

Dogs with blue eyes look absolutely psychotic to me for some reason, like it's indicative that they're the serial killers of the canine world or something. It's super unnerving. This doesn't translate to any other animal for me; for instance I think blue-eyed cats are gorgeous.

Squirrels. Cute as hell in the wild, not so much in my attic. They are tiny little destructive machines.

Moths, especially the big ones... idk, they are just insanely terrifying to me. I know they cannot hurt me, I know they are harmless, they terrify the life out of me

Dolphins. Everyone wants to talk about sharks taking an annual toll on people, nobody wants to acknowledge dolphins will screw more with humans just for the lulz.

Spiders for the simple fact that I have been "conditioned" by my mothers behaviour to fear them, cause she freaked out at the sight of even the tiniest one.

They are incredibly fascinating creatures.

There's that one guy that HATES sunfish.

The cockatoos of New Guinea. They know what they did.

• leeches. i watched some movie as a kid and leeches dangling over the heroes after they crossed some water scared me good.

• those beach jelly fishes. nope. i get why they are there and i'd prefer to give them their space.

• anything with those scaly shiny black and yellow hornet danger colors.

I’m not a huge fan of dogs in general. They’re capable of unsettling amounts of violence and you have no idea if/how they’ve been trained.

I love animals in general but I don't want to look at opposums. Those wormy tails are terrible.

I'm scared of horses because their mouth is in their nose and I find it creepy with their huge teeth.💀

Airedale Terrier. I tried to fuck one during a psychotic episode.

Yeah greyhounds look weird but they're the sweetest dumbest most loving buddies

I don't like dogs (except Huskies), because they often bark so sudden and loud. It seems they only have one volume setting for barking. I mean, they are cute and all, but one day they're gonna give me a heart attack.

Birds in general give me the creeps.

I think it's weird to dislike animals. Unless you've been terrorised by one I guess (dogs, geese etc)

Lamprey, I am not really a sucker for them

Wombats: their turds are cube shaped and it's against the laws of nature.

I will be forever scarred by not one but two duck gang rapes I witnessed. The second one involved them raping another male duck to death, presumably because all the females were hiding as far away as they could. Absolute bastards.

Cats: I had one that peed through three different couches

Sloths and praying mantis' can fuck right off, they give me the creeps!

I am scared of and hate most birds but ones with long necks REALLY freak me out. Geese, swans, flamingoes, fuck those creepy stretch-neck horror movie monsters.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, love a kiwi bird. Lil dudes just be fuzzy, run around, and eat bugs. Rock on kiwi birds

Pandas. They're stupid stupid animals that wouldn't exist if it weren't for the millions spent on them that would go better spent on animals that want to live.

Domestic cats. Partly because they poop in my garden, but mostly because they're secretly planning to take over the whole world and enslave the human race.

Lampreys. I know they're probably not sitting under the sand, just waiting for me so they can feast on my feet... but it still gives me pause every time I go to the beach

Sloths. They have evil smiles and knife fingers.

I dislike any animal large enough to one hit me by accident.

Outside of that hairless cats look like living ball sacks.

Canadian geese... the damn cobra chickens are ridiculously protective, strong, loud, and grumpy. In Michigan, you just can't avoid them. They're everywhere and in the thousands. I've been attacked, my dogs have been attacked, they poop everywhere, and their wings are strong enough to break bones. I do not like the cobra chicken.

Skunks. I have an irrational fear of them. I don’t understand their purpose, they’re ugly and smell disgusting. Shocking that there is in fact an animal that smells worse.

I'm definitely on the hate apes train, Chimpanzees in particular. They're not cute and are freakishly strong and I think it's insane some people keep them as pets.

I loved spiders, except for brown recluses. Not because they're venomous, but because of the way they look, like those old tan M&Ms but with a slick sheen.

Grackles. Ornery poop machines with annoying calls.

If Opossum really sound like they do in RDR2, and they do seem to, I hate them.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned rats. Pet rats/lab rats/mice are okay but it's the sewer rats that give me the creeps for all the diseases they carry and how goddamn smart they are. I know the same could be said about any rodent but for some reason it's the rats for me

Geese.

Just get the fuck out of here. PLEASE come at me so i can side swipe kick your stupid head.

I agree with the mobkeys and apes. So many of them are evil jerks.

All bugs. I hate them so much, I don't care if their eradication means the collapse of biological ecosystems. It's probably an undiagnosed phobia.

Deer, fuck them. Dumb fucks, just ran out of the ditch for no reason and ran into my car. Couldn't stop in time and hit them. Like just fuck off the roads.

Monkeys and apes

That's redundant. Apes are monkeys. There has been a shift in how life is classified, and for the same reason that birds are now considered to be dinosaurs, apes are now considered to be monkeys.

Monkey is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the infraorder Simiiformes, also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

Mice. Often times they're branded as rodents and for a reason, because they tend to carry disease on them and aren't around your home just to be cute either.

I don't dislike most animals. I love all of God's creatures… sometimes with barbeque sauce. Except chihuahuas, screw those guys

In all seriousness though, aside from the bitey and parasitic insects I enjoy animals for what they are. The only reason I dislike chihuahuas is their behavior within the realm of a domesticated animal. However, just like a small child that will kick you in the shins, punch you in the nuts, and scream until they get what they want, I've found with chihuahuas that punting them into a wall just once usually solves the problem.

My wife on the other hand does not like larger birds. She thinks chickens, ducks, and geese "look weird" and "shouldn't be able to stand up, shaped like that". She does, however, like them with barbeque sauce.