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I hope Biden names his next dog Feminism.

"Feminism maimed three secret service agents!"

That would at least explain why they keep acting like feminism shit in their shoes.

I rate your dog 15/10

Mush brain, here I come!

...also, the nail clipping sounds at the beginning of that video form the beginning of the melody of "Ode to Joy". Surely it must have been pitch-shifted, right?

edit: seems like it's a recurring theme, since the next one I watched had "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Yeah I'm pretty sure most of this is foley. A couple of sections really give it away, like the noise of dog chapstick or whatever being rubbed on its nose. There's no way that shit makes a sound lol

It's. Always. Projection.

"They want to do to us what we have done to them as revenge, therefore the best course of action is to double down on our crimes and eventually they will be demoralized and be forced to forgive us."

Dogs with drop ears in particular can be prone to getting itchy due to moisture build-up that can lead to minor infections, think like athlete's foot and not like a massive life-threatening infection.

You can mitigate it by doing stuff like regularly plucking the hairs from the inside of their ears, ensuring that their ears are fully dried whenever they get wet and stuff like that but even then it can still be a recurrent problem and you can get ear cleaning drops for pets that are usually just salicylic acid solution and some other ingredients that helps clean out the ear. Note that this is just for maintenance and not for treating an actual problematic or serious infection.

Dogs ears also have these external bumpy bits that are probably cartilaginous that have crevices between them that can accumulate gunk so you can clean these bits with a q-tip but you have to be very careful that your dog doesn't quickly jump up or shake its head. Tbh just use a cloth or tissues or something because it's really not worth the risk.

Also please for the love of dogs, do not use human cosmetic products on dogs.

Human cosmetic products are safe for human skin contact but that doesn't mean they are safe for dogs. In particular there are quite a few essential oils that you may find in human cosmetic products that are absolutely not safe for dogs and can be quite toxic to them. It's just not worth the risk.

dog q-tips in their ears

Those are human baby q-tips lol. I have a dog with floppy ears and I'll give her ears a gentle wipe with a regular cotton ball and some specific dog ear cleaner after she gets a bath.

Probably, though some dogs don't mind having their nails clipped and stuff though, especially if they were trained when they were young to be ok with it. It depends on their temperament and training a lot.

I can't speak for dogs but one of my cats lets me cut his nails and purrs the whole time. The other starts swatting at me if I cut my own nails. Animals have little personalities.