CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] @ CrispyFern @hexbear.net

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Imagine dying and turning into a ghost, only for your ghost to die again

Is there more context to this?

I was there. I bore witness to SovietBeerTruckOperator's legendary crash out.

If they go in your butt, they're not edibles.

at this point is there anything actually good for your health?

You can laugh all you want, but it wont change this simple fact: Dying IS bad for your health

dogs are fantastic at identifying smells, but they're also willing to eat shit, I trust their abilities not their choice of taste.

Thinking I'll become a "how will I explain this to my kids" type of guy, but instead of about lgbt people, it'll be about actually confusing things

Like catdog, but catcat

The reason why the heavier Longbow had a shorter range than the mongol bows, is that it was just a wooden bow while the mongols used composite bows. Composite bows have a mix of layers and materials allowing them to be more effective.

A 5'4 woman can be 6 foot if we normalise absurd footwear

Khorne only asks for two things; blood and skulls. Best part? They don't even have to be your own!

God is both male and female; it was a toss up with adam and eve for who got which parts and could've just as easily been an mpreg seahorse situation

If you’re “buying” and not conjuring your cabin, then you’re already failing at witchcraft imo.

Good Lord, if that neighborhood had an HOA, Phineas and Ferb wouldn't be able to do shit.

Me and the comrades doing a Cantabrian Circle but with technicals

In a zombie scenario, I don't think I would be patient 0. I Would be more like patient ~100k, which is still pretty good!

Delete my neuron history after I die.