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BeamBrain [he/him] @hexbear.net

10mo ago

Reply to this thread and I'll quote you out of context

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I've definitely said things, you shouldn't need to look far
- "Western propaganda is really really good"
Whatever you say that I said I didn't actually say and actually if I think about it it was you who said it all along.
- "On this site we don't call her Hillary. Here she is known as Khaleesi, because she just has that Gryffindor energy that means you cannot truly lose."
  
  Ok, but look guys, I am as leftist at they come, and some of that stuff is from actual BOOKS. And we can all agree that at least it should be "Happy birthday to this CURRENT president" because she actually won and that's just a simple fact. And anyway it wasn't even me who said it, but actually BeamBrain, and I just heartily agree and that shouldn't even be controversial because we are just stating the obvious truth and if you are still angry about it just remember that there is such a thing as meeting in the middle and also to please direct that anger at BeamBrain instead.
I've been meaning to get myself cancelled.
- "[V]ote for Trump to set things right."
I would never say anything bad like, “Fascism is dope,” so I don’t think you’ll find anything for me.
- "I'm so sick of human emotions being a problem [...] they do need solving"
- i'm so sick of human emotions being a problem [...] sometimes they do need solving
  
  Not only did you beat me to it but you picked the exact same quote lmao
good luck
- "[I]f the cuban socialist experiment were to prosper, it would set an undesirable example."
im gay
- "Really want to emphasize the hunting fascists down for sport [...] very positive about the progress."
  
  its chud season
- Bonus in WittyProfileName's quote, where in the replies you're saying you're the transmaxx forcefem synthesis of Ayn Rand and Mao Zedong
  
  I have no idea what you just said but I wholeheartedly agree
Gonna have to pause for the evening, got stuff I need to do. Anyone I didn't get to yet, I'll try to come around tomorrow to make you look bad.
- "No, I don't plan on becoming vegan"
I'll save you time and do myself
: trans people aren't valid because gender isn't real, therefore, everyone has to be cis.
Bonus, my alt: If they make moves to hold billionaires accountable to the law or to move more of the economy to the public sector, they’re bad. . . China should. . . become more capitalist.
Is it too late to get in on the shitposting?
- "Typical Bejiing Biden crushing innovation with communist regulations."
  
  And I stand by it.
This sounds like something that could go very badly, very quickly.
- How so?
  
  I was kinda T'ing you up for that one. Swing and a miss.
Come at me bro
- "I'm rooting for the br*tish"
  
  noo it's such a recent one too
I foresee some of these kicking off a struggle session by accident, but fuck it, we ball.
- "Shooting someone on Fifth Avenue would be downright quaint [...] I'd consider it a strict upgrade."
- "I really ... like reddit"
You can’t own me!!!
- "[Y]ou should never be nice to women, lest you end up in the friend zone"
Oh yeah... do it, ye ligma male!
- "[D]rink semen, for its nutrition."
  
  Ope...
Ugh, fine. I’m kinda scared but hopefully nothing too cringe.
- "China [...] is well below the US."
Fed posting really takes the edge off sometimes, ya know?
- "[G]o ahead, elect a cop."
pick me
- "terrorism will never get old"
  
  OML
Hell yeah
- "We've all accepted capital markets"
Yeah it's gonna be easy with me
- "let me be clear:" wet fart sound with reverb
  
  I just knew you were going to take this one. It's just way too recent and way too on point
Surely old tom is untouchable...
- "Joe Biden is doing the will of the people"
Aight let's do this, im curious
- "I actually watch Vaush"
  
  Lol I actually had a twinge of panic when I read that before checking context.
Do me next, you coward.
- "so I went to Israel"
Interesting
- "[T]he entire middle east and medeterranian were just burning absolutely everything they cooked until white people made canola oil."
  
  Looking back at the request, I feel like this was the best answer by a long shot
I've made peace with being a bad poster, nothing you can find on this account will shame me.
- "I've read based [...] Atlas Shrugged"
- "Who cares about community or using your privilege to help others?"
  
  Going back three months is unbelievable dedication to a bit
Challenge level: easy
- "Hillary won the popular vote by millions [...] Jill Stein was the reason she didn't become president"
Who?
- "train tracks are an ominous tax expense"
  
  Dang you went for a deep cut. Respect
Subscribe
- "women are men's property"
Own me loser lets do it, cmon lets see ya.
- "quote the SCUM manifesto unironically"
  
  I will stand by that one because SCUM is pure comedy.
Go, do it, pull the trigger, shove my words right back at me ^^
- "navigate to peepee.com/poopoo"
I'm late, but do me. I'm kind of scared, I've probably said some weird things.
- "What's Fire Emblem?"
i'm replying to this thread!
- "i racist"
  
  caught in 4k 😔
- "First of all, we are DEFINITELY not the CIA"
I can't wait!
- "CCP is full of shit"
  
  lmao
what's all this then
- "i have engaged in liberalism"
- inb4 a reply of just "cum"
- "[R]ead a book, Gulag Archipelago"
  
  Good find!
do it no balls
- "college will probably teach me white guilt"
  
  I totally forgot about that
Try me
- "Fuck that, I don't wanna mask."
This should be a gold mine.
- "voters have a duty to candidates, rather than candidates having a duty to voters"
I'm replying to this thread
- "just kill every human [...] Maybe even the nonhuman animals too."
  
  You picked the spiciest one, I sound like a
- "want to become roadkill. Carbrains have won."
I've only ever said normal things
- "OJ Simpson was a famous NFL player who had minor legal issues with an ex-wife"
  
  am I wrong
new accoutn so i dont have much to quote me out of context on smh
- "my scifi vietnam war allegory went woke
  "
oh god
what have i said and done
- "bloodshed is GOOD. We WANT [...] people to die."
Dew it >:3
- "even suggesting abortion rights gives you side eyes [...] I love this place"
  
  :NOOOOO:
I wonder what you will find from me ...
- "Marxism ignores the superstructure of society"
shidding and pissing whilst farding
- "i am the manager of the racism"
Alright, I'm heading back to the quote mines!
Do it
- "English is better than people think."
Hit me, doc
- "Walking is an extraordinarily difficult act that has few inherent advantages"

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