New nightmare blunt rotation just dropped.
New nightmare blunt rotation just dropped.
This reads like a shitpost, but I have seen about half of these names verified in multiple sources for these positions.
What's next in 2028?
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- The word of the day is
kakistocracy
noun
- government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state
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Kekistocracy
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LMAO holy shit what a clusterfuck
I have to admit that the accelerationist fed devil in my shoulder is very excited to see this exquisite collection of very special individuals all in one administration
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[hits dab] fucking [coughs] make fucking Elon like the fucking CEO of SPACE
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CEO of tearing the wires out of the walls
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So these are the people that will carry out Project 2025, the biggest governmental overhaul of all time?
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classic cheetopolitik
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Ok, maybe let him win because this would be really funny
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Only Carson, Gabbard and Flynn are even actually close to being qualified for those jobs. The rest is a collection of failsons lol.
Also Trump Jr for interior secretary position?
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Always get the interior ministry post.
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for the USA the equivalent is closer to DHS though. sorry "sEcReTaRy of HoMeLaNd sEcUrItY". or maybe director of FBI but that post reports to attorney general
secretary of the interior is a dogshit post in terms of power in the USA which is why the bourgeois were willing to give it to Deb Haaland
The U.S. Department of the Interior protects and manages the Nation’s natural resources and cultural heritage; provides scientific and other information about those resources; and honors its trust responsibilities or special commitments to American Indians, Alaska Natives, Native Hawaiians, and affiliated Island Communities.
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This makes me morbidly curious to find out to what degree this shit is just running on autopilot. It’s like jenga, how much useful shit can we remove before it topples?
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This would be the most useless government of all time.
There are governments of hundreds of countries that failed and no longer exist that were thousands of times more competent than this lot.
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There's no fucking way Trump lets Don Jr do anything even remotely important lmao
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the executive branch the US deserves
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Giuliani as secretary of state would be too fucking funny, so this is definitely fake.
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"Patriots in control" but in the lamest way possible
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Gotta revive Dr. Carson so we can install more stroads
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Elon Musk
Head of Government Efficiencies
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Giuliani is preferable over the rumors I heard of Erik Prince as Secretary of State.
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IOW project 2025 is doing a pivot to a naked corruption party. Bags of money with dollar signs being delivered to the white house.
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I feel like even considering Alex Jones for anything important should be a losing move by default. The guy's about as conspicuous of a liability as they come. Why bother?
I hate that we have warmed over facebook memes instead of actual politics. Deeply unserious place where inept politicians get by solely on the sharper ineptitude of their opposition
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It’s settled. We will learn definitively how super misogynistic and racist America is in 2024. Not endorsing a political candidate but that doesn’t mean we can’t make some deductions ya know
- I'd say there's a chance one or two of this league of extraordinary grifters gets in but not all of them
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0/10No Ted Nugent. No Kid Rock. No Scott Baio.
Mike Flynn - National Security Advisor
Okay. I change my rating to
1/10. That's some top shelf trolling right there.-
Kanye West as director of the FBI and Candace Owens for a Supreme Court nomination.
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Also known as the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
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This would be REALLY funny
And knowing America, it could happen
But I like in America, so should probably be looking for an out. Does anyone know how to apply for a work visa to other countries?
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Somehow, every single one of these entries is better than the last. You think it's peaked, but then you read the next entry on the list.
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Alex jones
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He's taking to Rudy again?? Wasn't he excommunicated?
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If his actually happened the US would collapse within four years. I want this so bad.
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That's such a funny prospect...
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I would consider voting for Trump see Alex Jones as the communications director.
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If the USA doesn't finally collapse with that, I have no idea what else we can do.
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This reads like a shitpost, but I have seen about half of these names verified in multiple sources for these positions.
Yeah this statement is not enough to convince me it's not a shitpost.
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Is this true or is it Trumpite fanfiction?
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Alex Jones
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This list is just what you get if you compile the names from a bunch of throwaway roast lines from JPEGMAFIA songs.
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This sounds like an unmitigated disaster for everyone not only in the US but the world over. On the other hand, it might speed up the collapse of the US empire so idk.
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conservatives be like "look my blorbo is attorney general" and it's just a convicted sex trafficker
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Imagining Alex Jones as the White House communications director sent my sides into orbit. Deeply unserious cabinet.
Oh god please let this happen, Alex Jones as communications director would be the funniest fucking thing ever
What about a Designated Survivor situation where he, or maybe Lindell, gets the top job?
The thinkery is one of Sargon of Akkad's channels. That's a name I haven't thought about in a long time.
This is great too - Alex Jones Rants as an Indie Folk Song.
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