I'd be a moth, the light fluffy ones
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HOLY SHIT THERE'S PINK MOTHS?
Yes! That's the rosy maple moth!
Praying Mantis because I love mantis style kung fu.
If spiders count, tarantula or jumping spider. I wanna be fluffy
Else, a rosy maple moth.
Edit: here are some images for each
Black widow spider. I like the tall, scary types.
Or cicada. Nap for 17 years before screaming and getting some and immediately dying. Seems chill.
Rhino beetles are so cool, imagine having a huge horn.
Big bug
Crowdstrike
glorious jewel scarab (more images)
shiny green/gold with orange lashes
Beautiful
An ant or a bee would be cool. Just you and hundreds/thousands of your homies chilling, working together, doing colony insect stuff.
Weevil
stick bug
Leaf bug would be cool too
Dobson fly because you get to be a creepy looking hellgrammite and a big beautiful quad-winged fly.
Dragonfly, I would eat so many mosquitoes.
A ladybug.
Euphoria inda (bumble flower beetle, brown fruit chafer)
Being an earthworm would be chill I think. Just burrowing all day and hanging out in the cool dark
Permanently Deleted
Logic bomb
Horse fly
A tick. I will infect you all with Lyme disease
Zz
the meat one is Lone Star tick which is almost everywhere, and the Lyme one is mostly restricted to the Northeast and Minnesota
A cicada
Use after free
An ant would be pretty cool
Mayfly
Take me, sweet death
bear
Probably a floating point rounding error
Insulidian Phasmid
whatever type of beetles are on my bean plants, those motherfuckers are eating good rn
Adam Friedland first choice, then one of those ladybugs that's black with red dots instead of red with black dots.
A bat
I'm an angry bee
I hate everyone I see
I've got the
Gift of the sting
But I can only use it once
Which strikes me as unfair
Because the world is full of c*nts
Become wasp they can use it lots
Monarch butterfly because going to Canada and Mexico every year seems cool
i'd be an earwig
i hate earwigs and so does everyone else
Bret Stephens.
