Since you're a liberal, you probably live in France. The planes crashing into your home will be manufactured by Airbus.

I bet that's gonna have legs in Arizona.

I think so, but I'm so deep on the autism spectrum that I'm probably SCUBA-certified, so...

repurposing let's go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?

I have some terrible news for you about Dark Brandon.

Like holy shit what is even going on

Mr. President doesn't know, either.

It's fine. We've already adjusted your social credit score accordingly.

The full-back?

The High Court of the Juggalo Nation.

Unironically, I've been getting better search results from Yandex since this AI dogshit started picking up steam. I'm contemplating switching over full time.

I spent over 40 years of my life telling people that I'm 5'11", only to find out a couple years ago I'm actually 186cm, and my mother has no idea how to use a tape measure. Which also explains why the baseboards she measured out for when we finished her basement never fit correctly.

Seeing Fetterman described as "left-of-center" caused my spirit to temporarily leave my body.

You get used to it. New Yorker writers are contractually obligated to start every political puff piece that way.

Twin Towers 2 shoulda just been two of that giant Jenga tower.

There's nothing else to it than that. It's offices providing services to citizens abroad. Like every western country has.

I've been playing some hidden gem indie games from that era, too. Ever heard of "Super Mario World"? I've never seen anything like it.

I'd like to imagine Italians lubing machine parts with olive oil lol

This is actually the real reason why the Axis Powers lost World War 2—Stalin didn't do shit.