Jesus didn't come back to life he was just a big fan of "The Prestige"

Joe decides to take a third run at being VP

Kamala uses her carte blanche from the supreme court to drone strike trump and retain her position

BREAKING: my knees

these are the people who called bernie a misogynist in 2020

maybe it was a galaxy note 7

Mayfly

Take me, sweet death

There are 1 billion planets for every grain of sand on earth.

Believing Earth is singularly unique in having life is closer to a religious belief than the negative.

https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter115&edition=prelim

I'm Cash Sweat (please give me a job)

bernie gets blamed for biden losing by associating him with toxic bernie bros

this but unironically, I'd def be clutching my trash until death

https://xcancel.com/schlagteslinks/status/1812692057070407846

https://xcancel.com/SharpFootball/status/1812265909727396107

combatting anti-(asian hate and violence)

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https://xcancel.com/Palicoon4116/status/1811517076466553052#m

Left guy said he did not get fired. Dude tweeting for delta got fired or reassigned though