The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Incoming heart attack

I was also thinking about a heart attack.

A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It's hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.

I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I've passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er
- Yeah, that's it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. It's good to wonder such things, "Wait a second...am I a big fucking part of the problem?"
We must sate the demon lust of Guy Fieri

You spilled your jpg compression all over it.

First thought: gonna need a nap.

Second thought: gonna need blood thinners

ded

First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.

Second thing: burger

Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later

coranary artery disease

Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."

Too much bread in that case 😂

On my period, I could eat this easily

Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I'm a fucking python.
A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
- Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site

Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

Put your dick in it.

Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.
Like a sexy juicy Lucy.

"Eat like you have free healthcare"

But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!

What’s in the glass, some kind of soup? And where might one get it? Asking for me
- Bloody Mary: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-12-craziest-best-blo_b_6661562
First time I've ever seen one that was more than 50% garnish by volume. At this point just get a plate, damn

Tums

Ach, my arteries!

Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.

It's tastier than cyanide.

I fucking desire it

I could eat.

America 🇺🇸

Cholesterol

Chloesterol amirite

They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.

If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal

I know a really serious bodybuilder who swears by his twice a week recovery meal. 2 double quarter pounders, 2 large fries, large coke, chocolate sundae and a protein shake.
100% of his daily fat, salt, carbs and a massive sugar spike smashed down within 15 minutes of rubber legging his way out of the gym.
That would just ruin it.

Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🤷

... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? 🙀

heart attack

Tummy hurt

I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea

The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.

Ew

My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.

Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.

Needs ketchup and onion rings

That's a lot of death.

diarrhea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBBj_gDtf7E

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!

If I had to, I wouldn't even know how to start eating that.

Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren't on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy's first heart attack at 17 years old. They're almost inedible. It's kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.