Slinging coke to high school kids?

Someone just upvoted you!

Or POUNDED.

I think it’s cute you thought someone was waiting with bated breath for each of your witty responses but wasn’t downvoting idiotic me for some reason.

Who do you think is upvoting them?

Do you think people are going to read 151 comments and think anything besides you are a little obsessive about this topic?

My parents didn’t raise me, they did drugs and drank until they passed out and woke up and did it all over again.

Ned from The Simpsons raised me in half hour increments that have shaped my entire life and given me a life long lust for the lord’s love and a respect for my fellow man and their opinion that apparently you do not.

But it’s lacking evidence and facts, besides my very convincing arguments.

So would you consider walking on the side of a road gambling?

This is the comment you characterized as ‘crossing the street.’

Can we trust anything else you say if you confuse simple comments like this?

Besides I was talking about walking on the side of a street but never crossing it.

That poor helicopter.

In the last 140 comments we’ve wandered through many topics, including what colour socks you are wearing.

It’s no longer a straw man.

What was he flattened with?

Why are you calling my religion irrelevant and a straw man?

I can’t wish badly on anyone so I’ll just say this.

That poor helicopter didn’t deserve that.

My religion says gambling is a sin.

Insurance of any sort is a gambling as Ned from The Simpsons proves in his quote from the 8th episode of the 8th season of The Simpsons.

Now, you’re free to disagree but you haven’t been able to disprove either of those facts that together form an air-tight case for what I’m saying.

Better than I did at school.

This thread has 137 comments, I’m born ready.

You continue to refuse to back up your claims.

You’re acting like the anti-abortion activists right now, being completely unable to hear the other side of the conversation.

I’m acting like the pro-choice people putting out well thought out arguments backed up by facts and logic and a heathy dose of freedom and personal responsibility.

How am I supposed to provide the evidence you’re looking for?

You told me I couldn’t read 127 comment in the nearly seven minutes between comments.

I did and had time to respond to you but you don’t believe me because you must read slower.