Who would be the funniest (mostly) plausible Trump VP pick?
Who would be the funniest (mostly) plausible Trump VP pick?
Shit beat me to it. My dream is the felons ticket '24
They do could a series of hip hop videos called "Trump 'n Hunter".
I'm imagining it's dark at a yuge mansion and there's lots and lots of dry ice mist. They drive up in a one million dollar supercar and Trump comes out in a black suit, white shirt, black necktie, and he's got big Gucci shades on. Hunter is also wearing a suit and tie but not as nice and his shades are smaller.
None of these losers
Burgum? Never even heard of this dork. Incumbent Governor of North Dakota. He started his career as a McKinsey consultant. Republican Pete Buttedgeedge. Low energy.
J.D. Vance? Ivy League Eminem? Really? Come the fuck on.
Little Marco? It would technically be funny, but no comedy bit is remembered for being technically funny.
In reality, Trump will pick someone boring as a prophylactic against being couped. That was the whole idea behine Mike Pence. Dude had about as much verve as a cool glass of prune juice.
The funniest (in a shambolic and horrifying sense) choice would be Vince McMahon. They do have a long personal connection.
Vince McMahon
lol, now we're talking
Ben "Pyramids Full Of Grain" Carson
What will Trump have to promise the Kims to get Benny back?
tim scott would be phenomenal (if he is the guy with fries), almost eric adams tier shitposter
Rudy Giuliani
Hexbear does not lie...
"Everybody... Everybody... Do you wanna know who my VP pick is?" There is yelling and cheering. "Do you wanna?" The crowd is roaring. "You wanna - right? You wanna." The noise is incredible. "He's like a superhero. A superhero! C'mon out here Mr. Black Justice..."
America needs more superheroes. You’re hearing it more and more.
OK, probably straining the "mostly" here, but why not:
Mike "Pillow" Lindell or
for the rich conman huckster unity ticketor
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MTG. why tf not?
"Liberals - they hate her. They hate her! Me? I love her. I love her." Big reveal - she comes out stage left. The audience goes "Ah!?!" and then starts cheering and a-hootin' and a-hollerin'.
She reaches her mic and starts squawking "Hey, everybody, I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene - the president's veepee - and we're gonna slay the demoncrats!" There's an explosion of rabid yelling and screaming. Trump is clearly a bit annoyed by this. He jumps right in to get the focus back on him.
"Yeah... Yeah..." He's even more annoyed because they aren't quieting down fast enough. "Yeah." They quiet down enough so he can continue. "They're done. And no more windmills. They're done too. Bad. Bad. Very bad."
She's even more catty than Trump is. She'd call Kamala out for her fake eyelashes.
That gal is extra and ain’t afraid to use it. Good grief.
Gotta be Mike Pence, right?
I know I would laugh
Joe
because don wants everyone to call the White House the Trump MansionWhy is the bauhaus labeled as mcmansion
Sarah Palin
How is it not J.D. Vance? All the dog whistles of DeSantis, but with a lot more swagger
Xanax VP to crack VP. Makes sense.
Ben Carson
Hillary Clinton.
The Joe Rogan podcast.
Not Rogan himself. The whole podcast. With rotating guests.
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Oh, man. I laughed!
Me
First owl VP; different species are now making strides in American politics
The Rock.
Joe Biden (after being kicked out by the DNC)
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. !
Liberal heads would start exploding within seconds of the announcement.
runner up: Brett Farve
all time top choice: Jim Caviezel
I very much want Jim Caviezel doing speeches from a teleprompter. The hollywood rumor about him is that he's nearly illiterate and messes up his lines constantly. There's an old story of him from when he was shooting Person of Interest. He had one line, "No" that he kept forgetting even if there was a cue card with just that one word.
Jim Caviezel
After Trump introduces him he says...
"Ego sum Jim Caviezel - Trump scriptor VP colligunt et Iesus Christus Dominus meus et Salva—."
Trump is very angry. "Jim! People like your faith stuff. But nobody understands Latin. Do it in English like I told you to."
"I am Jim Caviezel - Trump's VP pick and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior..."
The Donkey from Shrek.
The one US politician people call MTG. I still don't know her actual name.
Marjorie Taylor Green aka
Marjorie Taylor 👑 QUEEN 👑
Either
or Dan QuayleHawk Tuah
Wayne Gretzky.
Himself in a trenchcoat, or an alt twitter account he pretends is a real guy
The girl reading this.
