The First Lady got covid. President Biden was administered a COVID test this evening. The President tested negative. The President will test at a regular cadence this week and monitor for symptoms.
If Hillary promised to actually beat Biden and Trump to death with a steel chair I would vote for her
Hillary vs Trump round 2 would be funny, but Hillary vs DeSantis would just be depressing.
Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks. Which, as much as I want to promote mask usage, I can't be mad at dabbing on a dead war criminal.
Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks.
Yes. But at least I can do a jig and say "I toldja Biden was too old to be president. And I got proof now. He was too old to live!"
I'm so Jokerfied that I need this more than anything
You gave me a posting idea - https://hexbear.net/post/515423
The first lady should be forced to report to work everyday like regular Americans
It'll be hilarious if Biden dies from covid when our big wet boy
lived through it."Sleepy Joe is sleeping forever folks, he just wasn't strong enough! Not like me!"
"Trump genes strong and powerful. Like a thoroughbred. I could win the Kentucky Derby if I was a horse. Biden genes weak and no power. Bad. Very bad. Like a donkey. Worse than a donkey. Straight to the glue factory horse."
I read that in his voice. Damn, who needs AI.
Heres hoping karma is real and he gets as much COVID as he gave the people by declaring it over.
imagining a colorless paste shooting out from his mouth nose ears and eyes, it's pure covid slurry, all the individual viruses from all the needless deaths
A poetic end
I hope he gets all of it in one instant and explodes like Darkplace on live TV
Crabs on standby 🦀
prayers up for doctor biden i hope she spits in his mouth
The pandemic is over everyone, you don't need masks or testing.
If the ruling class catch anything though they will be tested hourly and administered with the greatest steroid cocktails known to man.
This should serve as a litmus test for whether you should concern yourself with COVID. If the rich countries hoard vaccines and the elites get testing, you should want vaccines and testing.
It's kind of how you can tell if something is real or not.
Are ghosts real? Is hypnosis real?
No. Otherwise the government would be weaponizing it. The best they have is bullshit like "Havana syndrome" propaganda.
It’s why I find right wingers shilling Deus Ex funny. The conspiracies in that game are, yes, the virus was man made and the vaccine was a product of collusion between the virus engineers and big pharma. But the vaccines WORK and are only patented and reserved for the rich. The terrorists are trying to seize the vaccines for everyone to use.
Skill issue
God that would be such an amazing timeline for Biden to eat it. Trust the science to get COVID and die motherfucker.
must have forgot to wash her hands.
I hope they administer the wrong experimental monkey drugs and turn him into a horrible man-ape
"Listen Jack I, I, I, I, I, I, I.... made poopy"
Idk if I'm going to laugh or cry if Kissinger outlives Biden.
Isn't Kissinger like 20 years older than Biden?
I struggle to see a reason why he would live so long, but then again, Kissinger seems like he has been cursed/blessed to live forever until his lifeswork is destroyed.
why do you feel like you have to make a choice? do both.
It was only to reduce the length of the title but the lurch in tone from my phrasing to the White House's still makes me laugh.
[thought bubble] "Chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay... Could I really become the prez in a few weeks? Chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay..."
the wheels on the bus go round and round
God, I've seen what you've done for others...
Just fucking die already
Please, just give me this one laugh.
Get his ass Jill
why do these fossilized politicians keep having such good luck with COVID?
let a few of 'em die off already
They have access to top-of-the-line healthcare the rest of us won't see the likes of for decades or centuries
"Its HER turn now!"
I keep forgetting that she's his VP
Well yeah, she just hangs at the white house bar pairing her white wines with
Stay hidden long enough, and most people forget. Honestly, gotta respect her game, if I could have such a high up position and then just disappear while collecting a paycheck, that sounds swell.
Smh my head didn't use Covixyl
Shoulda had a vaccin8
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase
Has anyone noticed any telltale clues of a covid uptick?
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I follow this women on Twitter, anxiouscatmom she follows covid in Canada with sewage covid reports.
I don't ask for much
Kamala announces that the President has passed away, trying to hide a syringe she's holding