Why would I support a political party that's more concerned with murdering civilians and children than beating Trump?

Parents cutting off their children when they turn 18 and throwing them out to the streets: okay

Adult children not talking to their parents: not okay

That donkey has strong emote potential

How do you salvage a country where Trump is the harm reduction candidate 3 times in a row?

Ancient president has desire to be antisemitic

I love to see people getting mad at Sony, but I wish microtransactions and $70 games also received this level of anger.

If you don't vote for Darth Vader, Darth Sidious will destroy democracy!

Which president did more genocide? Which president did Roe v Wade die under with no opposition? Which president crushed the rail unions? Which president proposed the more fascist border policy? Which president committed an act of war against Europe and Russia by blowing up the Nord Stream? Which president has spent billions funding nazis?

Why do people think the lifelong zionist will kill less Palestinians than the cheeto?

Good thing he waited until democrats lost control of congress. It might have been hard to make excuses for it not passing if he introduced it earlier

Don't have to worry about republicans overthrowing democracy if the country was never a democracy in the first place

A dumb joke about the special counsel report on Biden's handling of classified documents while out of office

We have also considered that, at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory

A jury would never convict Trump of keeping classified documents because his fan base is a cult. A jury would never convict Biden of keeping classified documents because he's a kind old man who forgets things sometimes. It's pretty clear who the lesser evil is.

Compensating yourself for your labor as a cashier is not theft

Hopefully it doesn't get blocked in a stability increasing system update

The name of every girl that ever liked me

I agree with the god part, but why the afterlife?

If you want shareholders to motivate the employees, allow each employee to kill a shareholder of their choice whenever they do a good job.

Save words like genocide for real evils such as China helping Uyghurs get jobs

Good thing we got rid of the president who doesn't respect democracy by voting blue no matter who